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We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. Let's just say it doesn't end well for him. We have all the details of this high stress ep, from Kate's pebble game to Sierra's juicing aspirations. It's all great fodder. Come listen! Plus, Crappens mailbag! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:03 - Crappens Mailba...

In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to mark the occasion, we had our old friend Molly McAleer join us up on stage. Listen as we talk Bravo, do a Superfight, and recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 3!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:00 - Crappens Superfight 00:21:46 - Bravo...

Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps it classy with a very assy episode. There’s also a Superfight update! This week’s premium bonus episode is about the Presidential Debates, Dairy Queen, and Finding Prince Charming. You can subscribe to our premium feed at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to let a freaking poodle poo. What a life. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Real Housewives visit the set of 227 17:08 RHOMelbourne 1:09:37 Below Deck We have p...

It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But then Shannon's mother-in-law Donna showed up, and our lives were irreversibly changed. Come hear the whole story as well as the latest drama(ish) on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a new segment called Crappens Superfight! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:2...

It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion. We talk about Sonja, LuAnn, Tom, Ramona -- everything. Plus, we're buttering our toast for "Below Deck," and we're tumbling dry our emotions for an explosive Dubai episode of "Real Housewives of Melbourne."...

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals with good ole fashioned misogyny and parent neglect. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 17:20 RHOC 1:17:35 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus...

Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbourne went on a RHOBH sightseeing trip in Dubai, and Below Deck returned with a new cross (eyed douche) to bear. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and RHONY Reunion Part 2 1:03:13: RH...

Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we recap RHOC. Then it's off to New Jersey where some dude is yelling in the streets about the mob and the government -- and it's not Juicy Joe! Time codes below: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:19:26 - Real Housewives of Orange County 01:1...

The epic season 8 of "Real Housewives of New York" continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week's "Real Housewives of Melbourne." Come listen! 00:04:50 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:12:58 - RHONY Reunion Part 1 01:23:41 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwha...

Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Housewives of New Jersey were extra Trerestrial. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 14:45 RHOC 1:01:30 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus conten...

Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag RHONY 21:35 RHOM 1:35:00 We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For...

Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial bliss (and renewal) covered. And in the middle, we tackle Dolores's journey through a home renovation. Stay strong, D! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:33 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:02 - Real Housewives of Orange County 01:02:52 - Real Housewives of New Jersey 01:39:5...

It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It nearly overshadows Bethenny's big confrontation with Lu about Tom's photos. Then there's Real Housewives of Melbourne, which sees the fallout of Petitfleur's rejection of Gamble's wedding invite. Also, Janet's step-daughter, Chicken. We love Chicken. Aww...

Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 18:30 RHOC 1:07:20 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens For all our other...

Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to watch Pettifleur squirm and Lydia try to make sense. Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 17:00 Shahs Reunion Part 2 1:15:00 Real Housewives of Melbourne We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our o...

"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio as well as the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion, Part 1. We'll let you decide which is the high and which is the low. Here are the time codes: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:20 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:15 - Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 1 01:05:41 - Olympics Openin...

Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today's episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and to mark the occasion they tackle the most important subjects of all: "Real Housewives of New York" and "Real Housewives of Melbourne." It's loopy, silly fun. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:07 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:16:20 - Real Housewives of New Yo...

Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than usual. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 22:00 RHOC 1:23:00 RHONJ 1:51:55 Shahs Season Finale Our new show at TuneIn starts next week! Download the app! For...

Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some Apple Socks. Enjoy! Find Kate on Twitter and Insta @Kate_Chastain and read her blog at http://aluckycharminglife.com Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: RHOEl Paso 13:...

Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it's on to MJ's silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and finally, we catch up with Siggy the Sea Monster on Real Housewives of NJ. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:46 - Crappens Mailbag 00:22:58 - RHOC 01:08:56 - Shahs of Sunset 01:26:33 - RHO...

So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. Great stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:35 - The Bravos 00:32:40 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Premiere 01:31:23 - Real Housewives of New York City 02:07:28 -...

Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun! Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHOC 1:13:30 RHONJ 1:49:20 Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video ch...

Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell someone in chemotherapy to quit smoking. No one is really shocked on Below Deck Mediterranean, but they iron a lot of stuff anyway. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening chatter. Toasters, Fabio’s gooseident, and Sheanna from Vanderpump rules what’s butter an...

Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new faces to hang out with too. First there's Dolores, who we sort of already know, and then Siggy! We love Siggy! Things are looking up for the franchise! Then it's on to Orange County where it's an hour full of highways, beach parties, and leg infections. F...