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Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus anno...

It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in V...

Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Annabelle Desisto, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie Schoenhals, Jackie Schimmel, Stassi...

This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www...

The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com **New "Ben in the Stre...

Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatc...

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina Del Rey dreams to chase. So come gather 'round for a Crappens Christmas special that is MOST DEFINITELY MORE than just a Christmas special in name only...

It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus...

Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record the episode live on TVPartyApp! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...

Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and...

Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward to! This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a seco...

Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwha...

It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus ann...

Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a s...

The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Bo...

Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plu...

Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @w...

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus epis...

Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram...

The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/w...

There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www. CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privac...

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap! Listen here: Download here: See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bon...

The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www. CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links...

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www. CrappensMerch....