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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our time with Denise Richards and Teddi's new house. Works for us! See acast.com/privacy for...

The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8 an...

The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patr...

Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to date, and if you missed us, don't worry: we're coming back to Texas next month for SXSW!!! W00t!!!!! Th...

We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in the middle of the recording, but don't worry, you're still getting all the good stuff! See acast.c...

Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8 and 9, then we're hitting up the Just For Laughs Comed...

TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv. To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February!...

Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets shirts avail this week only! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next w...

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets shirts avail this week only! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8...

"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at pat...

Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon. This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the S...

Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out our recap, and don't forget to buy tix to our live shows too at http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for...

We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it was...

Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for pri...

This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen! See acast.com/privacy...

Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added new show dates in Milwaukee and Minneapolis plus a second show in Dallas on Feb 8 and a second show in Cincinnati, plus annou...

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8 and a second sh...

This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and...

Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dalla...

The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episod...

The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a...

Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's episode; so be sure to come listen while you eat your fried rice! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https:/...

"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the equivalent of MUSH ON MUSH ON MUSH?? Check out our latest recap to find out the answers. And as always, be sure to buy tickets to our live shows at...

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watch...