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This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowl...

"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatc...

Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwh...

The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.co...

Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com!...

Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens...

The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" mer...

We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowld...

We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch avai...

Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://p...

This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Inst...

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras:...

It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder with Travis). To skip directly to the RHOD recap, head to about 00:16:...

A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes a...

Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "...

Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Fr...

The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Sea...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's episode about Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens....

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and f...

"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the iceberg. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. O...

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Subscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See aca...

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us hooked. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon...

So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have screamed this podcast into a toilet at a bank. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out i...