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We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp...

The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend. Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon. Dream c...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively aggressively eat a bag of Kettle Crisps. become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreo...

We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/w...

Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a memb...

We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ. Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special appe...

This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at p...

On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episod...

A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instag...

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...

Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shanno...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering th...

Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Chap...

Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch....

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a rental car on our last road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Pa...

This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us...

The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon...

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and f...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watch...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.c...

For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shi...

We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming t...