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Too many women drivers. Too many men around here. Have not seen a single lesbian. Tell me if I have have to leave. Old fingerprint burning light bulbs. Hot light bulbs for laundry. Cold light bulb. Elbow scrape from six months … Continue reading →

Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. … Continue reading →

Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash … Continue reading →

Permission to prank. Keeping things found from the toilet. Toilet jerky. Fake drugs. Taking things in and out of the wallet after you handed it to them to pay for you meal. Napkins in the wallet. Smells good in here. Pretending … Continue reading →

Time boards. Volunteer hotel. Paying for sneaking into hotel rooms for the night. Looking through the cars in the parking lot. Making paste. Bury the payment in the grass. Rolling the windows up for the dog. Sorry for dealing drugs, … Continue reading →

Hotel nuclear option. Chatrooms. Not a security thing. Muscled into the room. Keep the line clear. Heard a strange noise. Bible knowledge and questions. Tricked with fish and bread. Bible versions. Book of Steve. Bible technical support. Hotel religion. Old … Continue reading →

Looking at me in the drive-thru. Tell what bit you. Bug bites. Bug insurance. Smart hotel room. Adventuring. People management. Talking rules. Person in charge of the room. Hitch-rooming. Using a spare bed in the room. A gander at a … Continue reading →

Bed jacking point. This is not my sister. Not my father. Mud from a dog paw. We are sorry. Alcohol and weed instructions. Other people can hear me when I am walking around. A totally different guinea pig. Losing custody. … Continue reading →

Losing things on purpose like phones. A weird book is in the room. Secret handshake and code words. Lost a shoe. Socks. Only feet. Being too loud in the room. Dog lettuce objections. Strange book in the room. Secret map. … Continue reading →

Practice rooms for training purposes only. We did a hole demo sample holes. Exposing themselves but they are attractive. Hot naked people. Horse hole. Hole next to the car for dog poop. Hotel contraband. Ketchup pieces. Come pick up your … Continue reading →

Nobody seems to know what they are doing down there, we can help. My hands smell like dogs. Doing America Stuff. One of my shoes is missing. Intentions. Treading on my rights. Fourth of July rules. It was the music. … Continue reading →

Language pass. Dog jobs. Animal jobs. A number of drive-thru windows. Sneak the food into my car. Skipping windows. In the trunk or on the hood is fine. Smash it up a bit. Music video. Cook selection. Watch an employee … Continue reading →

Guest interaction. Fake echo. Breakfast, parking, and putting babies away. Pee trouble. Hotel roommate. Trouble using the toilet. Plasma credits. Priest impersonation in the parking lot. It’s not a restaurant. No dog touching. Gas return echo. Hot dog man. Space man … Continue reading →

Leftover animal pieces. Looking for easy targets to poke fun. LSD animal pieces. Tell me your name and your problem. Just need to yell at somebody service. Good people to make fun of. Four people one toilet. You are doing … Continue reading →

Permission for ninja training kids. No stairs. Smell test outside of your place. Practice kicks. Heavy breathing without internet. Kids digging and hiding things no pictures allowed. Nighttime DNA altering lawn spray. Lemons for the kids. People are food mixing … Continue reading →

Giving camping permission. Disabled squirrels. Keep your squirrels out of my yard. Putting together a relay race. Animal races. Animal gambling. Animal pipes. Eating in bed. Laundry pipe. Handling restraining orders. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of … Continue reading →

Hand out the candy location. Candy garbage. Blasting some golf balls. Threatened with a good time. Lost and abandoned. Breaking windows in abandoned places. Dead cat burial location. Synthetic ice. Bringing the cars through. Hotel gifts from other guests. Parking … Continue reading →

Lightning rod. Bonus points. Contact lens help. Bring me to my car because I cannot see. Rooms for officers. Valid room refund for not getting laid. Extra door part things. Sink pee. Reasons for assigned rooms. I cannot accept that. … Continue reading →

Accidentally giving permission to clean your carpets. Accidentally giving permission to use your yard. Permission to rewire the whole house. Nothing is labeled. Borrow your car to deliver the paper. You have to help deliver some of these packages. Touching … Continue reading →

Toilets will not clog. Neither wanted to. Scared of you. Please have them hold you back. Attempted flat tire. The fear inside. Divert your eyes from me. Guest request. Park next to you please. Assigned parking. Block everybody online. Spaghetti … Continue reading →

Plasma credits. Using your driveway for the blood drive. Put trash out early. Trash exchange. High at work. We are all neighbors. Smoke for me please. Better science. Pictures of trash. Knocking on doors. Roof golf balls. Sync with the … Continue reading →

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t listen to me. Tend to your mother. Stop listening to me. Smoking and pumping gas. Loner car. Dog magic and dog miracles. Car cleaner. Sink is the only urinal. Distraction service. VIP dogs. Dog party. Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Problem with the front desk. Knocking on doors. Run it through the parking lot quick. Fingers. Cutting loose in the parking lot. Smash it up. Misplaced cactus. Towing practice. Parking lot lawyer. Lot prosecutor. Should have stayed at the other … Continue reading →

Hit by the car. Installing speed bumps. Talk. Dramatic performance. Rutting season. Cigarette colors. Cigarette calories. Cigarette weight. One hundred cigarettes. Defective gas cigarette. Cigarette dipping. Cigarettes are really bad for you. Electric syrup. Used gas. Scary music. Deaf man … Continue reading →

Room rotation. Just leave the car alone please. Not really blind with dog to meet women. Grab my smokes. On a lot of not bad stuff. Kitchen dog. Slip money under the door to celebrate. The meeting. Knocking survey. Milk … Continue reading →