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Motorcycle police. Ate the roach because scared. Permission to smoke. Pay for your parking spot. Reservation space. The security man with the marker shirt. Providing a valuable service with a bad attitude. Somebody borrowed my car. Battery almost out of … Continue reading →

Baby blood. Biting games. Visible bite marks. Visible bruises. Lost toe. Child endangerment policy. Bite mark expert. Love everybody because required. Must be the hemp and salts. I do not want them to know that I know that they are … Continue reading →

The guests might be up to something. The smoke is not setting off the alarm. A good place to concentrate. A scale of privacy. Group toilet. The animals know something. Too much privacy for bathroom friends. Privacy phones. Sexy calls … Continue reading →

Paying extra on propose. Good at elevators. Expensive vehicle parking. Asking about eggs and coffee. Parking instructions, just transfer me please. Tent at the hotel because cheaper duh. Rates went up for reasons. Checkout time. Found lost keys custody battle. … Continue reading →

Getting stuck in line inside. Stuck in the bush. In-charge of hands in the toilet. Love your customers is weird. Pulled over in the drive-thru. Replace the food because of the accident. Your fault for eating and driving. Cold food … Continue reading →

Overnight bowling. Pinmaster safety hole. Stuck bowling. One day of shoe rental. Ball parking. Those pinsetters suck. Computer disk had a virus. The ball does not go. Toilet shoe. Bathroom attendant. Hands in the toilet. Canadian bowling ball. Stuck in … Continue reading →

Stuck at the bowling alley. Names to yell. Stuck in a safety hole. Not enough safety holes. Just regular stuck. Bowling alley map. Lane map. Bathroom map. Shoe pee and hands in the toilet. Lost bowling ball. Done with renting … Continue reading →

Shoe rental hostage urination situation. Arrestable behavior. Feet stomping. Bowler fighting area. Felony urination. Putting your family in the bowling alley. Just one shoe. Sock feet. Ball liquid. Phil Collins emergency. Pin chopping. Shoe grease. Two-handed gloves. Hermit crab claw … Continue reading →

Talking when I am talking. Getting repaid so scams are allowed. The ballroom. Putting your family somewhere. Family drop-off. Parking cars and directing traffic. More pens. Harmonica pens. Too cold to smoke outside. Harmonica smoke filter. Smoking pipe pen. Smoking … Continue reading →

You do not know me. In-charge of parking. Parking director. Listening outside the room. Lost the lid cap to the bottle. The government says you can smoke inside. Just one cigarette. Saw them doing just a little bit of cocaine. … Continue reading →

Pen fifteen membership club. Testify on my behalf. There is noises going on. Not on the roof. Just tell them you do not know. Keep hiding. Getting brought down to the front desk. Not evil. Harmonica. Chicken stole the harmonica … Continue reading →

Research chemicals. Messing with the fly on the pants. Pants thief accusation. Adult mode internet. Let them wait in the lobby and give them cash. No dancers in the lobby. Room key bribe. Talking and giving chemicals to other guests … Continue reading →

Doing dabs at people. Front desk length. Managers around the front desk. Front desk weight. Flat spot in the room. No gas coming out of the pump. Front desk weight. Karate policy. Flat spot. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! … Continue reading →

Allowed to play football. An unknown man outside. Presence of a human. No weapons. Water pipe help. Setup games for bowling. Sports. Metal detecting and one shoe. BLP. Shower safe. No gasoline is coming out at all. The movie playing … Continue reading →

Still dressing as just one Santa. Substitute Santa. Rehab Santa doing adult Santa stuff. Too late for Santa stuff. Gifts for Santa. Sucking all the internet. Sneaky Santa. Harmonica playing Santa. Shoe is untied. Offensive hat wearing. Left-handed phone. Stuck … Continue reading →

Tell me when the Santa comes through. Alternate Santa. Hidden Santa. Gifts for the Santa. Impostor Santa. Dress like Santa. Naked underneath. Santa with violent tendencies. Rules for being Santa. You hang up. Telling people Santa is not real. Get … Continue reading →

Five responsible people. Five managers on duty. I am not with the government. A full break on five managers. It smells like crack. Check out the room. No right to search your pockets. Smells like crack. Doing math in your … Continue reading →

Squirrel room. Hidden nuts. Accidentally brought a squirrel. Maid key for the dog. Extra room key. You take this room key right now. The worm guy. Little guys. Looking for Mom. Guest transfer. I cannot do this. No brakes. Got … Continue reading →

Drug and alcohol room. Impersonating priests. Willing to lie for you. Get our stories straight. Change jobs. Nintendo or Sega hotel rules. Pillowcase full of games. Bent needles. Gasoline cans. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live … Continue reading →

The day after Thanksgiving. Black friends day. Blackout day. Ham and free turkey scam. Just explain the turkey and ham. No store membership required. Government turkey and ham. Touching the meats together. Ham on top of the turkey or turkey … Continue reading →

Invited too many people. Not shouting weird things. Looking for guidance. The police looked at me. A free hit. Outstanding out standing farmer in his field. Handling fighting guests. People bring too much food. Bats are flying around. Just regular … Continue reading →

Everyone did not vote today. Yes hello. I just need to vote on anything. Harboring non-voters. Voting baby lizard. Getting footage of corn gnawing. Non-intimidating voters. Not scary voters. Voters do not intimidate me. Bad stats at the boating office. … Continue reading →

Wash all the Halloween stuff off the car. Car noises after the car wash. Car wash tunnel man. Fiddling with it. The guy under the hood. Somebody is always following me. Stop looking at me. Snake eyes. Dogs in the … Continue reading →

Halloween scaring policy. Trying to get with the ghosts. Blood types. Girl drugs. Women during Halloween. Take two if they offer it. Fake blood or real blood. Blood fee. Scaring children rules. Scare policy. Toilet paper the hotel doors. The … Continue reading →

Slap in the face witnesses. Hit in the face challenges for internet. Hit by a car challenge. The mini-van challenge. The light them on fire challenge. Echo call. Kitten juggling challenge. Scare the children challenge. Parking lot testing for lightning. … Continue reading →