Warped

Special guest Minh joins us for the show's first appearance of Klingons. Matt gets knighted among the peasants in the Wild West, while everyone else puts a down-payment on a 2 bedroom, 1-1/2 dungeon castle. Phillipe proves that Clint Eastwood supports the socks-with-sandals look with a skit. The answers to this week's nonexistent quiz are: Space Elf, Pure Energy, and Costa Mesa Chamber of Commerce...

This week on Warped, confetti-spewing flowers are the highlight of our week. Shawn takes a deep draw from his mint julep before trying to figure out why Bones changes his voice. Matt details the naissance of modern Fan Fiction and its roots in Star Trek. And, yes, we do perform some of our world famous bits as a service to our fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all sit down to watch Shawn's favorite episode of The Original Series. Everyone agrees that we would rather jump into a disintegration chamber than spend one minute alone with this episode's Ambassador character. Matt gives his review of the movie, The Greatest Showman, to the soundtrack of Shawn crying like a wee baby. Jake improvises a song from Disney's hit show, Zombies, which he has never...

Despite its importance in the Star Trek canon, the temptation to make sophomoric jokes about this episode's title proves to be too great for our collective maturity level. Erin questions the practicality of theoretical 90's fashion and attempts to replicate Khan's hairstyle for science. Brief streaming issues prompt the crew to perform their best impression of the dial-up modem experience. Jake st...

In this week's episode, the crew argues the merits of sexual rampage while under the influence of a glorified Apple IIe. Phillipe and Erin get into a heated discussion regarding their neighborhood cats.  The ending of the actual Star Trek episode is not enough hold our attention as we have what is perhaps one of the finest conversations about Short Circuit 2 ever recorded. Also, thi...

After a brief time away, Matt makes his triumphant return to the crew. This week's episode becomes the inspiration for a perfect cat name. We begin the new traditions of rating the relative level of Shatner bloat and unofficially promoting the kitty litter of the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen in this week as the Warped crew gives their salute to our boys in purple. We react to an early attempt at TV time travel with predictably spotty results. Kirk and his crew attempt a few infiltration and stealth tests and perform at a 5th grade level; meanwhile, we reminisce about our time on the pleasure planet Gemini 4. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, we get a new crewmember who brings a fresh take and a much-needed woman's perspective to the show. The crew swoons at the twinkle in the Gorn's eyes and we all cheer for the cause of Gorn justice, while both the George Takei and Leonard Nimoy fan clubs get a new member. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Warped, the crew gets upstaged by a plastic bag of chocolate fondu. Everyone wistfully contemplates the well-endowed Cardiff Giant. Our special guest performs his repertoire of animal noises in a bit some people would call 'alternative entertainment.' Just remember that we love you and that it can only get better from here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us this week as we discuss the virtues of beer, brace ourselves for a strong dose of space racism against Spock, and do our best to objectify Star Trek's male guest stars. Matt and Shawn walk the movie beat with their "completely new" Special Guest and we come to the defense of the Irish, sort of. All on the latest, Warped !  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang tries out some pseudonyms to enhance their image and mystique, but fail horribly. Special Guest Randy Cockswain searches his feelings regarding The Last Jedi and cannot be stopped. Emotions run high as we talk about the future of the Star Wars franchise on this episode of "Nihilism and Yoga Pants"... er, I mean Warped ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Matt introduces "Mattress Talk" and gives a glimpse at the future of the podcast.  We find out what Melanie Griffith and Romulans have in common and which is the most racist Star Trek race.  The guys also discuss rapey Hollywood stars and the phrase "open the kimono" on an all-new episode of Warped .  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today the guys find out what would have happened if Hitler had escaped and became a famous actor.  We say goodbye to Yeoman Rand, ask "who drinks milk that way", and we also reveal our connection to an A-list actor. We also fall to pieces and tear at the fabric of society when Shawn says "big muff", all on another episode of Warped . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

In this episode of Warped, we channel the spirit of Gene Roddenberry. Captain Kirk finally has some competition for hunkiest Starfleet officer, and Shawn jumps at the chance to take the blue pill. The crew rants about easy acting gigs, some of which you won't be able to hear, because recording things is hard. (We'll get it right eventually, we promise.) Warning: this episode may give you a case of...

Star Trek does a bottle episode and the guys talk about REO Speedwagon and Tony Bennett.  Shawn gives his review of The Orville . We also ask what’s in the gelatinous cubes and why couldn’t Clint Howard use his own voice.  All on today's serving of that yeasty spread we like to call Warped . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How does the transporter work? How small is space? Where should the hands go during a mind meld?  On another episode of Warped, the guys answer these questions and discuss actors dealing with sci-fi, the deficiencies of certain crew members, and how happy we are that they still celebrate Christmas in the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode, Matt offers his opinion on Seth McFarlane.  Also, the guys find a new favorite character, ask why Rob Zombie loves Michael Myers so much, and discuss another Podcast-worthy TV show... all on a new episode of Warped . Also, we can’t get over the creep factor in this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of Warped , the guys learn that Shawn has a type , and they’ll never match up to Captain Kirk. They discuss the similarities between Gene Roddenberry and Joss Whedon, get fixated on Kirk's Nipples, and a certain character's costume.  They also answer the musical question: why are there no hot male guest stars on Star Trek? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Warped finally gets a full title on this new episode.  The gentlemen discuss the inexplicable popularity of a character, as well as his chest hair. Shawn pays homage to his childhood dentist, while Matt adds a new running segment to the show. They introduce the name of their favorite recurring character as well and add their voice to the #metoo campaign.  Hosted on Acast. See a...

In this episode of Warped , we get a glimpse behind the curtain as Matt and Shawn tell a story from their youth.  The guys also discuss the Starfleet Human Resources Department, as well as standard-issue mirrors. They also answer the question: does Kirk wear cover-up? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As loyal crew, we do our duty and hand-wave logic errors with chants of "It's the future". Shawn and Matt reminisce about the infamous sketch comedy troupe, Piso Mojado . Everyone fails to suspend their disbelief over the presence of some medical spray bottles.  Join us as we jump to the left and step to the right, in this week's episode of Warped .  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

In this episode, the Warped crew laments the loss of ladies' pants. Matt reflects on the poor quality of the actor's union and cosmetic eye contacts in the 1960's. Shawn reminds us that any godlike entity can be destroyed with a sufficiently large rock.  All as we sit down to watch the historic 2nd Pilot of the Original Series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode of Warped , Shawn can’t remember the word "pecs" and admits to watching the Big Bang Theory.  Matt recalls the training of an actor, explains what happens to Yeoman Rand, and does his MLK Jr. impression.  Also we discuss why being sent to the cornfield isn't as bad as it sounds and which country’s Thanksgiving is being celebrated.  All on an improbable 2nd epi...

Hosts Matt and Shawn introduce the show along with guest host Jake and another 'special' guest. On this episode, we learn that velour and gelatinous, colored cubes are the fabric and food of the future, respectively.  Shawn refers to Swahili as a country, and Matt finds the name of his memoir.  All on the first episode of Warped .  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...