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The crew of the Hayurei touch down at a Mimic transit port that looks almost exactly like London, if London had been designed by someone working entirely from second-hand descriptions and a very strong opinion about telephone boxes. Their mission: find Lady Deadheart, extract her from Orvak Trenholme's ship, and get out before anyone notices. Simple enough. New to the crew: LambNix — part lamb, pa...

The gang has been on the run for over 50 days. McWordy is driving everyone crazy with his love for Skylar, so a grumpy Remus goes for a run to clear his head. Meanwhile, Lady Deadheart and Tirene reminisce about their youth, and Aric snoops around the ship's hold. Elsewhere, Orvak Trenholme is fixing a virus and continues to be the classic villain of the piece. As usual, the mundane turns into the...

Christmas arrives at Aric’s house with mince pies, awkward traditions, and quiet reflection, as the found family enjoys a rare moment of calm. Elsewhere, Orvak Trenholme is closing in on Earth far faster than expected. As the day unfolds, old memories surface, difficult choices loom, and Lady Deadheart takes matters into her own hands in the name of Christmas. What begins as a peaceful holiday qui...

Cyber Monday hits harder than expected. While Remus, Aric, and Mc-Word-y argue about pies and haircuts, Skylar delivers bad news: Orvak Trenholme is racing toward Earth, his braking burn set to light up the December sky before he arrives to kill everyone except Lady Deadheart. Suddenly the house needs defences, Aric needs a reality check, and Mc-Word-y needs to stop doing crypto scams to fund the...

Welcome to our Halloween special. Aric is reluctantly dragged trick-or-treating through suburban Carlisle by his motley crew: Remus, McWordy, and Lady Deadheart. Halloween is the one night a year a giant panda, a symphora-plated space adventurer, and a robot can blend right in. Mostly. By the end of the night, everyone staggers home through the autumn leaves—Aric's stress levels peaking, Remus bou...

Basements get bigger. And someone unexpected shows up at the door. Aric finally inspects the basement he didn’t know he had — only to discover it’s less “storage space” and more “illegal tech bunker.” Remus and Mc Wordy unveil their off-grid setup, complete with a generator core, LED strips, and a fridge-sized mystery box that probably violates several laws. Meanwhile, Lady Deadheart is locked in...

Things do not calm down in Episode 3 if anything, they get far stranger. We finally reveal who was on the line with Remus. Aric stresses out (so, no change there). His paranoia is once again proven correct (which he hates almost as much as being wrong). Mc Wordy performs emergency surgery right there in the studio. And we’re introduced to Kovosh Deadheart a figure who deserves nothing less than a...

Things escalate quickly in this second instalment of the AI War Panda Pawd-cast: Remus remembers a battle. Aric has a full-scale meltdown about… well, everything. Mc Wordy smugly fact-checks Episode 1’s stats (because of course he does). Professor Highbrain drops some heavy lore on the mysterious Deadheart Realm. The studio phone rings… and it really shouldn’t. And that’s just the start. Expect qu...

A wet afternoon walk in the Scottish Borders takes a surreal turn when Aric Voss, a weary, wandering creative, stumbles across what he assumes is a man in a panda suit. It isn’t. It’s Sergeant Remus, a genetically‑engineered War Panda from the Deadheart Realm, accidentally crash‑landed on Earth after a disastrous drop‑pod mission. As Aric tries to make sense of the impossible, Remus reveals his or...