WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

So apparently in 2026 we’re suing comedians for daring to joke about a cartoon lion song. Yes, the composer behind the majestic Circle of Life chant from The Lion King is suing Zimbabwean comedian Learnmore Jonasi for $27 million because he joked that the lyrics mean something like “Look, there’s a lion, oh my god” on a podcast. The lawsuit claims this single gag somehow harmed the composer’s repu...

March 22nd - City of Brookfield A drunk man was going door to door, asking everyone if they were giving out hot chocolate. March 23rd - Village of Potosi At 6:30 AM An officer spotted a car going 10 mph with a front wheel missing. The driver did not understand why he was pulled over. By the way, he was arrested for OWI March 23rd - Village of Lyndon Station  A drunk woman in a bar was recording me...

A man went to a liquor store and instead of buying beer, he just stole a whole ass truck!

Tiger Woods once again proving that while he's mastered driving a golf ball, actual driving remains... a work in progress. Tiger Woods, for just... driving, should feel shame, shame, shame.

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If you're a movie nerd with F-U money, items like Ace Ventura's "butt birth" rhino could be for you. People thought it would go for maybe 8K but with the pricing of housing getting out of hand, people would rather spend their money on movie props. I mean who wouldn't want a 10ft life size rhino in their 700sq ft apartment.

Who could’ve possibly guessed that apps built around infinite scroll, autoplay, and psychologically engineered engagement might be… addictive? What a shocking twist that it took a six-week trial, thousands of lawsuits waiting in line, and a $6 million verdict for everyone to finally go, huh, maybe the slot machine in your pocket isn’t just there for your mental wellness. Big Tech, for targeting ki...

Cutter is on a road trip this week. So in honor of that, what is something you DON'T want to hear someone say in a gas station bathroom... in 5 words or less. 

Jen, just because someone is named Ben doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Yes they may have the name of your ex husband but that's the only thing that's the same! I mean, sure, I'm not keen to date someone who has the same name as my ex, but I wouldn't go "UGH" if a guy I meet had his name. Jen, for inviting someone on stage then audibly showing disgust when he said his name, should feel shame, shame, s...

Stadium View offered plow drivers free drinks, discounted meals when they were working so hard last week to clear off the roads from the blizzard. For that, everyone who works at Stadium View are our Porterhouse People of the Week!

PRO TIP! Don't bust on the football team of your lifeline. It's 80's VS 2000's on today's Generation Altercation. 

Alan Ritchson is huge. He's one of those guys I'd pick my battles reallllllllly carefully with. One of his neighbors decided to sass Alan for riding him motorbike fast through the nighborhood. Alan responsed by lightly beating the guy up. The thing is, his kids were also with him... Maybe try to teach your kids how to deal with people without laying them out. Reacher, for assaulting a dude in fron...

We've got Bryan Adam tickets! Are these real or fake Bryan Adam songs?

Cutter is going on a road trip and these are just a few things you hope to not hear when you're occupying a stall in a truckstop bathroom.

March 15th - City of Marshfield The plow buried the end of their driveway, and the homeowner wanted an officer to come clear it. Dispatch told the caller, "That's not how this works." March 16th - Village of New Glarus A county snowplow driver reported that 2 vehicles passed him at an unsafe speed while he was plowing. Approximately 5 minutes later, the plow driver reported that he came upon them-...

Chappell Roan has put down some serious bounderies between her and her fans. This applies to ALL fans, including an 11 year old who walked by her table at a hotel restaurant and smiled at her. A security guy yelled at the 11 year old for "disrespecting" Chappell. This story gained enough traction that the Rio mayor has banned Chappell Roan from performing in his city. She's denied doing any of thi...

If you hate Monday's, listen to this top ten. 

Ed Policy wants to rename Lambeau Field the Kwik Trip Eternal Rewards Point Field. Ok, so maybe we made that stadium name up but he DOES need new ways to make the Packers money, and renaming the stadium is one of the ways it might happen. We'd like that not to happen so because of that, Ed Policy is our Weenie of the Week!

Good news guys! If you wanna be on a ABC reality show, you can be the worst human on earth and still get your 15 min of fame! Now, I will say ABC canceled the upcoming season of The Bachelorette so just make sure you hide some of your worst shenanigans. That or just cross your fingers that they do as bad of a job as they did background checking Taylor Frankie Paul. There is a video from 2023 showi...

How would you like to get off of work, only to go home and get on a game, that's just like work...

Chad forgets that one needs to love themselves before others can love them.

See them this weekend! More info about the band HERE

The Gillyweeds, a SIX member bluegrass band, are (spolier...) an AI band that got "killed off" in a plane crash by their creater. Why Todd Pitman put this out there is still unknown but the story got some legs before people realized it was fake. The Gillyweeds were AI... maybe next time just pull the plug out of the wall. Todd Pitman, for faking deaths as a form of entertainment, should feel shame...