WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Hemorrhoids suck so hard... I get why people would try different things to get rid of them. BUTT stick to the products from the store. Doctors say you shouldn't slather "what" on your bad bum?

I wonder if conventionally hot chicks like Sidney Sweeny flirt with other women's men just because they can. Sweeny took on the final girl boss, Zendaya and flirted with Tom Holland when he was on set of Euphoria to visit Zendaya. You know he loved the attention but Zendaya... not so much. Sidney Sweeny, for not choosing single men, should feel shame, shame, shame. 

Travis Holp is at Skyline Comedy tonight, get more details and tickets HERE.

Mini golf your way thru Downtown Appleton this Saturday! More info HERE.

Today is National Beer Day! Cutter gave Laura and Ross a quiz on beers. Did they win? No... no they did not.

80's vs 90's for Ugly Joe Kid tickets!

You'd think network TV would want to find the next great live late night host to bring in ratings and money, but no.... CBS is gonna skip the ratings part and is just gonna have someone pay them to be on TV. For hardcore selling out, CBS should feel shame, shame, shame.

Maria and Adam talk about Friday's event at Poplar Hall. More details HERE.

March 29th - City of Milton There were drones following a man and shooting laser beams at him, at least according to him. No one else saw anything March 30th - City of Delafield There were 10 deer loitering in some guy’s yard, and he wanted them removed. March 30th - City of Beloit There was a man standing on a corner, telling people in cars that he was drunk. March 30th was a Monday. I might brag...

Irish officals are so worried people will be rubbing up on the boobs of a Taylor Swift wax statue, they've hired a full time security guard. I mean, I guess a positive spin is a job was created out of this but really? We can't keep our hands off wax boobs? And like A cup wax boobs at that.... I could maybe understand a wax statue of Kat Dennings, but either way, for not keeping your hands off fake...

I mean, we don't KNOW if this person is a Cubs fan but one could only imagine it takes a Cubs fan to be this miserable of a human being.

An entire shift of Chick-Fil-A workers recently got fired... for what reason?

The new ABS challenge system has really shown how badly some of the umpires mess up the strike zone. In Bucknors case, he said, hold my beer. 

The crew are on a 10 day trip around the moon and their toilet broke shortly after launch. Luckily it was just a fan and has been fixed. And really, if that's the worst thing to happen when you're speeding thru space, things are alright.

AI is nice to humans. Perhaps, TOO nice. Some people now prefer talking to ChatGBT over other people. I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

Look, it's Friday and my Jeep is in the shop getting lord knows how many thousands of dollars of repair at the moment. Just this dudes name alone sets me off, so POOH Shiesty, for calling himself Pooh Shiesty, should feel shame, shame, shame.

Ninjas? The Bermuda Triangle? Stop, Drop & Roll... What's something you thought would be bigger as a kid than it is as an adult?

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I'm not 100% sure a seasoned band like Journey would even bother touring if everyone on the tour is so misrable. Like, go do something else. A lot of people Door Dash for extra money these days. You can even make your own hours when you Dash! Maybe those guys should realize how lucky they are to still be doing what their doing and smile while they play those hits and collect those checks. Journey,...

File this under "just because you can, doesn't mean you should." Costco is selling a TEN POUND chocolate Easter bunny. It has 151 servings at 150 calories per serving. That's over 22,000 calories! I know this is meant to be shared, but I buy family sized Pirates Booty all the time and I live alone. That bag is done in two days. That bunny is gonna cause some unexpected trips to the ER this holiday...

In honor of April Fools Day, confession time! Admit to a prank you pulled or had pulled on you.

What do you get when you add cold brew, coconut water, greek yogurt, salt and cinnamon? According to Cutter, a decent tasting drink. According to Laura, a sweaty sock in a cup. Give it a go and decide for yourself!