Wandering with Weed and Wine

🍃 Eat Your Greens: Anastasia tries to tell a serious folktale about the green children of Woolpit, England, but Willow can't get past the image of a LORD "tinking around" in his tin can armor. Add in some questionable bell sound effects, and the "intentional charge" is officially off the rails. Willow's laughter was so uncontrollable that she had to hit the mute button...

🌬️ Superstitious Squirrels: Willow is like a bug to a light when it comes to a good mystery! This episode is a wild ride through history's most famous superstitions. The topic hits so close to home that by the end, we’ve retired the "soap-box" and officially CLIMBED THAT TREE.  🍷 The Wine Loop: Anastasia is sipping a dry wine she can’t pronounce. The plan? Drink slower. The reality?...

🌬️“I Got Your Number, Bag” : The struggle is real. Anastasia and Willow face off against the ultimate villain: a childproof weed bag. When the husband can’t even crack the code, it’s time to bring in the heavy equipment and pray to the gummy gods for a successful breach. 😱Pattern of the 13th: Between folklore and a little bit of bad juju, Willow explains why Friday the 13th gets such a bad rap -...

🌬️Illegal Antics: Weird laws are tonight's discussion and oh boy do things get weird! From dogs arresting their owners, being caught cussing on the highway, and boobs crushing beer cans, Weed and Wine are ready to break some laws! 🍷 Wine In a Tea Cup: In one state, it’s illegal to drink wine out of a tea cup—which Anastasia finds offensive since a tea cup is basically just a "wine shot&q...

🎨 Paint The Room: Weed and Wine have the secret to happiness! 🍄 Doodle All The Day: You've heard of handwriting analysis, but what about a doodle analysis? If you find yourself drawing trees, flowers, mushrooms, or certain shapes, Willow breaks down the subconscious science of your doodle. 🍷 Spider-Wine Refill: Poor Anastasia is sent into a total frenzy "forcing" her to pour anoth...

🍄 Mushrooms & Microdosing: Willow’s new mushroom tattoo looks like it’s literally growing from her ankle and into the grass. This leads Wine to dish on her experience taking mushrooms during her tattoo sessions, and the benefits of microdosing for more than just creative expression. ✨ Imbued with Magic: Do tattoos hold power even if the person wearing them doesn't believe in the craft? T...

🍷 The Corwin Curse: Let’s get down to business! Wine finally leads the way to The Witch House and the tragedy of Proctor's Ledge. They dive into the story of John Proctor and discuss some "drunken facts" about the 19 hangings at Gallows Hill. 🌬️ The Wizard of Oz Metaphor: A rabbit hole they never saw coming! Could Dorothy have been a White Witch?! Willow breaks down why the entire m...

💥 Opening a Big Reveal: The cat (or the familiar) is out of the bag! You've been listening to a couple of wandering witchy women. As nervous as Anastasia was to stop hiding the broomstick and embrace the magic, the ladies have "alluded" to their witchy ways long enough. Owning their reality makes this episode one of the easiest, funniest recordings they've made so far! 🌬️The Sal...

👻 This week, Weed & Wine are diving deep into the spirits— and we don't just mean what's in your glass. From ghostly shoves in Indiana to the streets of London, things are getting spooky, weird, and a little bit "ripped." ​ 🍷 ​​​ The Indiana Nudge: Anastasia finally spills the wine on the local ghost who decided her husband needed a little "help" getting down the...

🧠 Side Questing: These are the lingering thoughts that keep tickling our brains because we forgot to mention them in previous episodes. To no one's surprise, it’s most likely because we wandered off topic, or went on a “side quest”. 🍷 Zoos, Loops, and Scoops: We reminisce about Hacky Sack-ice cream, running a zoo, the disappointment of being a rollercoaster technician, and why it’s probably...

🌬️ High Hopes: Vacationing takes a turn for the surreal as Willow & Anastasia dive into some “Window Planning” for their dream getaways. They thought they were just picking destinations, but they quickly learned a valuable lesson! 🍃 The Rainforest Paradox: Willow wants to rock a loincloth in the jungle, but there’s one tiny problem: she’s been known to nearly crash a car over a single spider....

Vacationing together , Willow & Anastasia wander into Gatlinburg, Tennessee. They let their husbands tag along for "protection," but they quickly learned a valuable lesson: A bear’s love for a donut is stronger than their fear of a husband. 🍷 The "High" Witnesses: They swear it was the wine or the weed, but they watched a mama bear commit a full-blown car heist to secure t...

​​🍷 The Snoop Scoop: Shout-out to Snoop Dogg’s Red Blend! Anastasia has a wine-tastic idea for those corks, and she’s going to need your help once the Weed & Wine PO Box is officially open! Start saving your Snoop corks now! From the D-O-G-G’s wine bottle to Madam Wine’s craft table, you’re gonna want to be a part of this masterpiece. 🍃​ Willow This Way: This episode is the closest these wan...

🌬️GUMMY GUIDANCE: You might think a chat about plants would be dry, but add in two stoners and it becomes a masterclass in chaos. Anastasia (the Wino) admits she’s coasting on one-and-a-half gummies, making this the most "elevated" garden talk you’ve ever heard. 🍃PLANT HAIRSTYLISTS: While trying her best to keep the Wine on topic, Willow explains her evolution into a "plant hairsty...

✨ GLITTER GONE WRONG: This episode starts as a silly chat about crafts and glitter, but the topic is quickly derailed. Is it safe to blame Willow’s husband for this wandering discussion that spirals into a talk about sports? 🍆 NAUGHTY NUMBERS: Weed reveals the scandalous discovery she made on her husband’s phone: a "naughty" adult coloring app! Hear why her reaction was more comedy tha...

🕹️ KOMBAT CHALLENGE: We’re putting your memory to the test! Without help, can you name all the original Mortal Kombat characters? Tonight's discussion is all about the video and PC games that Willow & Anastasia played as kids. Join the ladies as they wander through the pixelated violence of their youth. 🌬️ CRIMINAL CONFESSIONS: This session could easily be titled "The Confessions of W...

🧸 RECREATION & RETRO: The session begins with a trip down memory lane as Willow Weed and Anastasia Wine discuss the childhood games that shaped them. Barbies, board games, and yard games are all on the table—but when Weed and Wine wander, the innocence doesn't last long. 🍷SMELL MY WHAT?! Anastasia manages to turn a nostalgic conversation into a viral-worthy moment when she offers to &quo...

…Or Do. The Wandering Choice is yours!   🌬️THE HUNGER GAMES ARE REAL: Willow may be a fan of mind-bending cinema, but The Hunger Games officially crossed a line with Weed. During a high CGI dramatic moment, the stoner recounts the traumatic experience—thanking the universe she actually survived folding clothes and getting sucked into the movie's dystopian madness! 😂 The Dead Still Party: Anas...

🍷Queen of Kings: Welcome to another round of Wandering With Weed & Wine! The ladies dive into their favorite ways to pass the time while "elevated." Anastasia breaks out her list of go-to drinking games, but one particular suggestion is so wild it makes Willow actually cringe. It’s a rare moment where wine-fueled logic manages to out-weather the stoner’s chill. 🌬️THE YARD MONSTERS: While it’s def...

Episode Zero: Willow Weed and Anastacia Wine Welcome you into their Wanderful-Weird-World!! If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast!

These wandering, weird Wanderers chat about eating dirt. ("Dirt” is definitely code for Willow Weed's weed 😅) In this episode, discover why Willow Weed and Anastasia Wine made their email: eatdirtandwander@gmail.com

🥂 FIRST CONTACT: Welcome to the first official episode! This is where the "Intentional Charge" begins. Join the Wino and the Stoner as they figure out the mics, the snacks, and the flow of the chaos to come.  🌬️THE SPOON OF DESTINY: Willow is wandering the studio with a spoonful of her absolute favorite stoner-snack. Meanwhile, Anastasia is on a mission to bait Willow into a confession:...