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This week a Florida man is Anger wanking to get you (royal you) all of the money No more mister nice guy, get at us Is Al Al Roker? Don't be so ginger with your sniffing Thank you first responders (hotel concierges) Crew member with a squirt gun full of fake jizz spraying Jody Foster all day long Big Boy red silhouette challenge?

No, you didn't miss anything from the beginning--we just redacted some stuff about Al's WAP.  Do you have a slipped disk?  Were you a gifted child? On? In? ...or near? If you're looking for classes on adulting, you, like us, have made a mistake.

May the odds be ever in your favor, Panem's songbird Lady Trinkett sang the national anthem at the Biden Inauguration.  The sound of silence. 192/1000. Warning: lots of looking at photos or other visual representations.  Who's been touching you? Let's find out.

Or is the title "Just Ask for Me Strategies?" In this thrilling, poetic (to start) episode we learn all about President Trump's impeachment and STI's--or are they just one in the same? Is anyone else feeling wet from this episode? No? Just a drowning dream and all of the talk about Chlamydia. You all are most certainly welcome for Birds and the Bees talk in this episode, we know you want to call u...

What can I say? We're the best and you're the best for being ours.  If the followers of YMH are called mommies, what should we call you all? Dreamers? Nah. VAJs? I think more on this. 

"You look too sincere in your eyes right now" - Big Boy "If a box of wine were a person" - Al #tomyfutureself #Jesusiseverywhere #2.6billion #we'resosmart Thank you all for your continued support and for not forgetting about us. We know we've been inconsistent and wanting but we're going to do better.... for you, for us and because we must.... half way into a cup of whiskey, Al is like... "into th...

We are the most sorry for our long and undue absence but we're back and just as..... well, we're back!

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Don't let the title fool you — this isn't nearly as bad as it could've been. #VividAppleJuice  #enneagram  #duckoil  #hoponthattwowheeledmachineandrideit  #doyoudoitthesamewayeverytime?  #duetit  #ingraham,asinlaura  #heyeveryone!thisisthevoid  #BigBoy:5,8,4  #X Æ A-12  #Al:4,3,8  #beinga2  #spoilers  #onebookormovie  #fahrenhei...

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Welcome to episode 10. Thank you to everyone who's stuck with us! #VividAppleJuice  #howdoyousleep?  #mattressfront  #becausedisease  #period #cowcost  #likeitsananime  #dermstrap  #mushycantelope  #mycoworker’smother’scalendar  #gifme  #somesortofbacksituation  #wouldyoupullthelever?  #femeninehygeneshouldbefree  #talkingpoints  #unbiasednews  #indiandatacollection  #privacy  #datamining  #squeez...

Welcome to the biggest [episode] we've had! (Not to be confused with Richard Fisher III who simply has a complex about his size; don't worry, ours is real.) We hope you'll stick around for a deeper dive into the personalities that are Big Boy and Al! (Many apologies for the Big Boy's audio very late into the episode.) #VividAppleJuice  #haveapenhandy  #sobsongs  #wasthattinkerbellor...

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Many #audioatrocities were committed in this episode. Unfortunately, Al's audio was not salvageable, so much work was done to capture as much as detail as possible from what remains. We promise it will get better from here, and hopefully the content will make up for it! #vividapplejuice  #mostsuperior  #NOTsponsor  #adamandeve  #getwindofus  #evanwilliams  #masterandh...

Buckle up everyone, it’s a doozy of an episode this week.  TikToks mentioned in this episode - Carole Baskin: https://vm.tiktok.com/J8xQdxD/  Addison Rae: https://vm.tiktok.com/J8Q1qaJ/  Please note that audio is highly compromised throughout this episode, but in the latter half it WILL sound horrible and we apologize to everyone who thinks their headphones are breaking during this...

Follow us on everything @vividapplejuice  **Please note this was recorded on June 16th - a few weeks before any news of D’Elia’s disgusting interactions with minors. We do not support or condone his actions and Big Boy is no longer a follower.  #VividAppleJuice  #AppleJuiceDreams  #slugsomeOJ  #scissorit  #beoffended  #readtheinstructions  #HEY  #johnso...

Welcome to our first episode! Follow us on everything @vividapplejuice  **Please note this was recorded on June 15th - a few weeks before any news of D’Elia’s disgusting interactions with minors. We do not support or condone his actions and Big Boy is no longer a follower.  Also, sorry for the audio inconsistencies later in the episode.) #VividAppleJuice  #futurecallback  #ring...