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Thank you everyone for being with us through 50 episodes of VAJ! We could not do this without you guys, well we technically could but it would be weird. Al is neither in, on, or near for this episode. She is far. Rosie Cotton is near. Figure out that riddle Nick Cage

Al and Big Boy explore many topics this episode. We don’t remember any of them

On this episode of Vivid Apple Juice, Big Boy covers everything to Pfizer to Titanium refining. What a thrilling set of topics, one might say.

I honestly don't remember what is in this episode So welcome Initiates, your Sim starts now

What is life? Work sucks, I know We are living the Multiverse of Madness The Enigmatic Scary

The Royal Daddy (Al and Big Boy) brought you content Here It Is, Open Wide

Cowboy, take us all away Family Stone, not the film. Its Charoite Everything we do is a Call Back, and its only and exclusively for YOUR ass Also we bring it full circle for YOUR ass only WE say so for OUR fucking damn selves

Live with the Dicks, again The One Where Everyone Gets B ∙ O ∙ T ∙ O ∙ X Where is the Ed Sheeran and the Ariana Grande collab? Too many Winter Wheat projects for this life, Esther we need the Originals spell or Elon we need our Robot Bodies™ Trickle me out Do you all smell the pyre too?

Generally, a very good answer Grieving childhood to only find it again Its all Ancient Greek and Hebrew too me Cultures in language like a Dragonfly in amber Trigger Warning: Self-harm, Suicide

Its here, and it's medium Big Boy talks Star Wars and Marvel Dating in the Modern Era Drinking is cool

So, we don't have a full episode for you this week. Al has one billion things that are due in an immediate fashion. Big Boy anticipates putting out a solo episode for this week and we are making plans to have back up measures in place for any future times when one of us may be otherwise engaged (solo episodes, special content episodes - coffee, fandoms, etc, special guests).  We thank you all...

@ Hogwarts, New cleared this up for cannon purposes. Re: Quivering.  We are now accepting applications for a companion for Big Boy. Look forward to a link to our google form.  We have pride, not in a gay way.  How does one reclaim their power? Apparently, it requires moonlight. 

What are we watching? Listening to? Reading? Y'all need to WAKE UP! Uncanny Valley. Yikes.  Dating updates. 

System is Broken: an update.  Ghosts in Big Boy's house.  GOD: No more eating and No more about the Fucking Fish Sublimate everything and piss tears. 

Upset how taxes work? So are We (the royal We, including Andrew Yang) Has Stargate SG1 and Dr. Daniel Jackson predicted the inevitable invasion of the Goa-uld with their pyramid spacecraft? Big Boy believes so. In this off-the-cuff episode we discuss very little, but we do chew very loudly for the last 15 minutes. Enjoy the free ASMR

People are generally awful.  Donate your sex toys to the goodwill.... did I say sex toy? I meant, ummmm, clothes.  Can suicidal celebrities just donate all their money to the lesser fortunate before they do anything crazy? Yeah, T Swift and Jenn Anniston are goddesses. 

So... Dr. Drew is running for Governor of California, maybe. He'd be so dope at it. He really cares about the homeless people.  Speaking of homeless people, watch Cecil Hotel joint on Netflix. It's pretty crazy.  Jiff, as peanut. butter. goes, is better. we all know this. 

Vin diagrams are flowers.  Slipping into delusion and hovering at the veil.  As VAJ's very own Stalker Sarah, Posh had a few things to say and Big Boy and Al think you're going to love it.  New TV show pitch: Boy Meets VAJ - not starring the wife of Not Cinnamon Toast Crab Legs Guy.  Dick Lips Be Chaffed AF. Missed Posh with Every bit of that one.  Eat My Soul. Declarative...

Dog Tweets are SLICK. This woman wants to "make a family" with her dog. I don't think that's what she wanted to say.  Big Boy: "If people get out of line, I'll kill 'em." Da Baby and the Grammys Harry Styles is so cute. Apparently.  Juicy J's, want more of us? Become our patron @ pattern.com/VividAppleJuice

Are. you. fucked? Are the student at Hogwarts just always fucking? Does anyone have any Lemmon 714s? @SportySpice, be in The Greatest Showman, ya know? Why has teacher/student sex become so mainstream? We're just not upset about it anymore? Are we upset about that "goddamn Dr. Seuss?" No? Me either.  It's confirmed, you, our loyal followers are called JUICY J'S!!!!! Thank you for your continu...

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The royal Hi! L'appel du vide. Look it up.  We need public executions.  Pascal's wager: argument for religion. If you're nice, you'll be rewarded with infinite happiness. So even if the chance that God exists is .0000001 repeating chance, infinity times that number is still infinity. So be nice to people. The opposite, you ask?... infinite punishment for a finite crime. Morally a grey ar...

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