Virgo Season

It's been a minute (not really), but we missed ya'll! The Virgos are back with their candid opinions. This week, Joyhdae is still single, and Ryan is even more out of pocket.  The Virgos want to know: Why are people asking Akon things? Daystar is guilty off his name (and his daddy's hairline) alone! And republicans (all lowercase because mess) suffer from dyscalculia. Welcome back t...

This week The Virgos are playing games. Do you think you know them? You have no idea… This episode is brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code VIRGOSEASON at Manscaped.com Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/virgoseasonshow * Please visit us: virgoseason.show

2022 is coming to an end and The Virgos are a little unhinged (but this is not news… TF😩😅🤣) This Week: JLo might suffer from delusions of grandeur, Lebron James is beefing with the media, TJ Holmes and Amy Robach had the timeline in shambles, Ryan and his wife have a genius on their hands, and Jacob x Joyhdae are not sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G…Oh and the jokes?! Paper Planes — flying! Make...

The time some of you have been impatiently waiting for is finally here; Joyhdae is giving you her dating mess with a side of kink, Ryan’s being put on time out, and we’re still trying to figure out what Michael Ealy has to do with this conversation. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code VIRGOSEASON at Manscaped.com Follow us: https://www...

It’s Thanksgiving and ya’ll aren’t reading this, obviously Ryan and Joyhdae are trying to get into the Guinness book of World Records and not miss a week.  We’re thankful for each and every one of you (and Vance)  Happy Thanksgiving!  Thank you so much for your support! Don’t forget to subscribe, download, rate and leave a review. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% OFF @manscaped...

Ryan was somewhere in the world ACCIN’ UP with his wife and the group chat has the evidence to prove it, Joyhdae’s Only Feet may be dropping sooner than she thought, polling been wrong, musty Musky has been having a horrible no good week and ya’ll really want Ask The Virgos questions? This episode is brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code VIRGOSEASON at...

We have a sponsor ya’ll and it’s right on time because Ryan is out of the country on somebody’s beach thottin’ with his wife for their 10 year anniversary  and Joyhdae is stuck stateside being nosey. #ThisWeek the Virgos do things a little differently, but they’ll be back with their regular mess next week. Thank you so much for your support! Don’t forget to subscribe, download, rate and leave a re...

Joyhdae thinks she’s slick, doggie.  Listen, this week it gets real, Ryan and his wife drop a new collab, Joyhdae is taking day dates and letting men stay in her apartment. Killer Mike is a problem, Elon finally bought Twitter and what would you do with an out of pocket wedding guest?  We appreciate you listening! Don’t forget to leave a review, download and subscribe.  Tell a friend to tell a fri...

This Weeks lesson: Don’t get into car with strangers! Ryan is out here meeting icons.  Joyhdae is broke and booked.  Cardi B isn’t here for Madonna’s mess. Eric Adams is MIXXY.   Blue Ivy’s rich reign just won’t let up.  It’s just another week of Virgo madness.  Thank you so much for tuning into Virgo Season. Please don't forget to rate, comment, and subscribe to the show if you enjoy the pod...

Or are we Dahomey? It’s another week and another episode… This Week Ashanti comes through with the clap back (not that type of clap back Vance, get your head out the gutter), it’s been 84 years and Nicki Minaj is still beefing with the rap girlies, Akon should stop speaking, Ryan is on a mission to get us cancelled early and Joyhdae is still single… maybe. Don’t forget to subscribe, like, comment...

This Week: Ryan can't catch the common cold, but that's not stopping him from putting pressure on his wife meanwhile Joyhdae is slacking because there's matching Maybach's to cop. It's time we divest from Kanye, Ketanji extends Virgo excellence into Libra season, Diddy and Ma$e are entirely too old.. Why can’t Thursday be the most depressing day of the week? Wait two days,...

Mother Nature is out here acting UP and caught Ryan slipping… This Week: Budden’s Uptight… he’s a rapist and there’s really no other way to say it. Nick Cannon is conceiving Zillion Heirs.  And the dating pressure is getting worser for Joyhdae. Don’t forget to subscribe, like, comment and share. * Don't forget to check out The Virgos' dueling playlists on Spotify.    @ohblackryan - Afrob...

Are we old ya’ll? Like no, for real… are we old? Lil Baby made it to the World Cup and The Virgos have questions. Fall put on its Timbs and decided to stomp its way into NY, no warning. At least Fall TV is on and popping and Abbott Elementary is back… Ryan knows someone who knows someone who may be interested in getting to know Joyhdae better… looks like that E-Harmony subscription was cancelled j...

If the title isn't enough to make you laugh, you need Desus, and maybe an Eddie. As we digress. The Virgos haven't been canceled yet, but this week is heavy on the cancellations.  25 Episodes strong!  #It' sAlwaysVirgoSeason! But nah... for real... it really is @JoyhdaeSays & @ohBLACKryan's birthday month! * Don't forget to check out The Virgos' dueling playlists...

Y’all still not reading these descriptions, but in case you are - send us an email at VirgoSeasonShow@gmail.com * Don't forget to check out The Virgos' dueling playlists on Spotify.    @ohblackryan - Afrobeat Mix:   https://sptfy.com/KHrY @joyhdaesays - R&B Summer Mix: https://sptfy.com/KHrV Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/virgoseasonshow * Thank you so much for tuning into Virg...

We know ya’ll not actually reading these episode descriptions,  but here we are… doing #VirgoThings. We rate this episode 5 out 5 ⭐️’s. You should too - head on over to Apple and leave a review. * Don't forget to check out The Virgos' dueling playlists on Spotify.    @ohblackryan - Afrobeat Mix:   https://sptfy.com/KHrY @joyhdaesays - R&B Summer Mix: https://sptfy.com/KHrV Follow us...

So last week ya'll were really into the conversation -- like REALLY into it. And not one to disappoint ya'll -- The Virgos are going there again. Right out the gate, Ryan admits he enjoys the scent of a woman, but he's questioning some of ya'lls choices. Joyhdae is trying to figure out why hoochie daddy shorts are under attack from people who don't have the range. And why...

Listen, it's hot outside, but the conversation this week is much hotter! How did The Virgos go from debating about George Jetson to deliberating about Onlyfans? The Virgo mind is genuinely something to behold. Joyhdae still doesn't have her permit, and Ryan is still the resident bully. Plus, It's "Free Britney Griner" until it's backward. Lastly, why is Joseph Robinet...

Mega Millions billion dollar jackpots come and go... but The Virgos on Thursdays are here to stay! (maybe) Do we need to tell y'all what this episode is about? The Queen has ushered in her Renaissance, and the Virgo Energy is at an all-time high. Joyhdae & Ryan are completely wrapped up in Virgo's Groove... they jibber jabber about other things as well - but, just like Wiz Khalifa (a...

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! This week's episode of Virgo Season is giving… well, we're not exactly sure what it's giving. But it's giving! Chris Brown is shaking down his fans. Ye got y'all diving in dumpsters for rations. Some of y'all are lost in the [pink] sauce. Buying food from strangers over the internet. WHY? Joyhdae is having issues with the Desus &...

“First, the Bodega Boys break up. Now every Thursday I wake up and download a new Virgo Season episode…” (IYKYK) Class is in session, and Abbott Elementary is on the Emmy ballot. Quinta Brunson is out here making history. On this week's episode: Are we ever going to get another Jay-Z album?  WHERE’S THE THIGH MEAT, FELLAS? Inquiring minds want to know.   STRANGER DANGER! Ryan is outside and e...

Jeen•Yus: What Kanye thinks he is and where Joyhdae and Ryan have different opinions. This week:  Parents are out here provoking their kids into imaginary fights. Elon Musk is broke and beefing with Donald Trump.  Ryan is ready to test drive Ye’s foam car, while North West still hates the paparazzi.   Are Joyhdae and Ryan ready to face middle age? Why is Macy Gray talking out her ass? The Virgos f...

You all are out here cussin' The Virgos out and saving lives!  Love it! This Week:   Joyhdae & Ryan try to figure out what Beyonce has up her sleeve — their coins and ears are ready!   The streets are campaigning for a Chris Brown vs. Usher Verzuz — haven't we been through enough?  Why are all of you choosing violence?  Speaking of... R.Kelly & Bill Cosby deserve everything comin...

This Week: A smidge ghetto. We apologize in advance. There was a lot of Virgo Activity happening this week. Beyonce broke souls and wallets, Mario sang O’s around Omarion, Taraji Taraji’d, and Joyhdae’s Muni Long, but she still got Summer Walkered (fire the copywriter ). Meanwhile, Papi, we mean, Diddy, got his flowers and thanked his exes. The Virgos are tired and convinced we are living in the m...

un·cul·tured (adjective) Not characterized by good taste, manners, or education (Joyhdae obviously doesn't know what this word means) This week:  Joyhdae & Ryan are giving us everything about nothing. #TheVirgos aren't seeing I2I and are playing #UnculturedTags with Joel Osteen and his blessings (rolls eyes).   Elephants are no longer in the room — they’re outside, holding grudges!  ...