Video Village

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) get Sirius about THE DOG STARS, get our licks in on ICE CREAM MAN, shoot off about offshoot STUART FAILS TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, bring brotherly love to REACHER - SEASON 4, touch upon NEAGLEY (sorry, Neagley), train our laser pointers on FALL 2: DEADPOINT, Cape Codify our take on TONY, reckon with the Gal power of THE RUNNER, cis-tematically trans-ect the sub-text of TE...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) rev up for THE GRAND TOUR, determine whether THE SHARDS is Hollywood or Follywood, fly through MAYDAY, shout about THE WHISPER MAN, Turner phrase over ONE NIGHT ONLY, see which way the wind blows with PRESSURE, speak unto LEVITICUS, ‘when you bring an offering to the Lords, bring as your offering something good’, seek Grace with FURIOUS, grieve THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) get crabby with the demigod Maui and the omnigodless MOANA, train our Specronomicons on EVIL DEAD BURN, get sealed into THE LAST HOUSE, look for the Joy in LUCKY, determine whether PINOCCHIO: UNSTRUNG is dead wood, get talkie with MINIONS & MONSTERS, accept THE INVITE to Holland for SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY and lose at least eight lives to ALLEY CATS.

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) say, ‘Hi, we’re Video Village, welcome to JACKASS: BEST AND LAST!’, tuck into SACCHARINE, Zor-Elocute our thoughts on SUPERGIRL, decree whether ANIMAL FARM is ill Orwell and Greek out on THE ODYSSEY.

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) rap on about CALIFORNIA SCHEMIN’, give the once-over to THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 (in our fashion), riff on POWER BALLAD, show our ivories for TUNER, limn an outline of BACKROOMS, examine Inde cinema with OBSESSION, Scream over SCARY MOVIE, determine how many stars to award THE BEAR - SEASON 5, artfully martial our thoughts on THE FURIOUS, discuss our techaway from TOY...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) share astronotes AMONG US, LGBTQuery the merits of TIP TOE, conduct NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE the review, swing our prattle bat at MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, put out a bounty on STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU, impose the hatriarchy upon LADIES FIRST, James Boar into CLARKSON’S FARM - SEASON 5, trail THE SHEEP DETECTIVES on the bleat, folk around and fin...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) start on a wing and a prayer with PROPELLER ONE-WAY NIGHT COACH, Rue EUPHORIA - SEASON 3, engage in MORTAL KOMBAT II as we contemplate the Babalities of evil, orcastrate an appraisal of KILLER WHALE, breach Homelander security with THE BOYS - SEASON 5, get Apepleptic over LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, Pe-lé into BALLS UP, offer a public investigation of SPIDER-NOIR and scru...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) feel our time slip away in THE BOROUGHS, grapple with violent male psychosexuality (and review HALF MAN), remember HONEY BUNCH (or do we?), talk OF... for MARGO’S GOT MONEY TROUBLES, speak words of wisdom to MOTHER MARY, (she)riff on NORMAL, offer stimulation OFF CAMPUS, Sith through STAR WARS: MAUL - SHADOW LORD and peruse THE TESTAMENTS as we ponder future wives. AN...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) Excise LEGENDS from our list (as is Custom), go Brazil nuts like a MAN ON FIRE, reveal whether parting from MINT was such sweet sorrow, Putin a review of THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN, get a soulonoscopy with ANDRÉ IS AN IDIOT, paint with words our impression of THE CHRISTOPHERS, apply ICE to DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN - SEASON 2, mount APEX for some tough love, visit New Engl...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) Lilliput THE MINIATURE WIFE under the microscope, tuoba klat UNDERTONE, determine the OUTCOME of ←, take the temp of JURY DUTY PRESENTS: COMPANY RETREAT, bring our toxic coupling to BEEF - SEASON 2, suffer the spree de corpse of PSYCHO KILLER, answer “yes, no or maybe” about MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: LIFE’S STILL UNFAIR, intern-alise SCRUBS - SEASON 10, behold the ungodl...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) bring up BABIES (like a couple of Paapas), hungrily eye FORBIDDEN FRUITS, add some porridge with WASTEMAN, load PIZZA MOVIE into the oven, wedlock onto SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN, conduct an LAPDebrief on BODYCAM, Chad about LOUIS THEROUX: INSIDE THE MANOSPHERE, take a slab at THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT, lament the fiction of time travel with MIKE & NICK &a...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) make (air)waves with ONE PIECE: INTO THE GRAND LINE, determine whether Murphy’s Law applies to LOVE STORY: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. & CAROLYN BESSETTE, Quaker before THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE, go wild over HOPPERS, pursue READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME as we continue sacrificing our lives for our ritual, remain in the bunker for PARADISE - SEASON 2, ride shotgun through DE...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) interconnect IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, Egg on A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, have fun-gus with COLD STORAGE, face the franchise Ghost of SCREAM 7, consider HOW TO MAKE A KILLING via broadcasting, conduct a therapy session over IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU, stare down our bleak future with GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE, assess the attractiveness of THE BEAUTY, XCXamine T...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) middle-classify THE ‘BURBS, get on tropic for LORD OF THE FLIES, study the alchemy of SMALL PROPHETS, take a stab at swillogy terminus THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 3, get back on tropic for SEND HELP, Roper off THE NIGHT MANAGER - SEASON 2, beg U not to F O for LOONEY TUNES: THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP, ponder who’s at Vault for FALLOUT - SEASON 2, buddy cop to our thoughts o...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) stand up for IS THIS THING ON?, get canty Semitic with MEL BROOKS: THE 99 YEAR OLD MAN!, pool our thoughts on THE PLAGUE, get Gaza gritty with shockudrama THE VOICE OF HIND RAJAB, beg for MERCY... from itself, have NO OTHER CHOICE but to ponder our Korea, seize THE RIP, wonder, man, what to make of WONDER MAN, place our Stathoscopes on SHELTER, face down the Stygian s...

A curious year was 2025. And I refer not to the Twelve-Day War, nor the ugly terror of AI, nor the dances with Putin, nor the new pope, nor Tariffgate, nor 6-7. No, I’m talking about the essence of being itself that outstays the transience of things that happen, the buttress of the substance of why to bother. I’m talking about film and television. 2025 was arguably television’s finest hour since t...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) say never see Na’vi again in AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH, bearly endure FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2, get Salty about THE WAR BETWEEN THE LAND AND THE SEA, ping-pongtificate upon MARTY SUPREME, reach a meeting of the minds for PLURIBUS and prosecute ALL’S FAIR. We request the death penalty.

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) say Norway or Yesway to SENTIMENTAL VALUE, say Noah or Yesah to JAY KELLY, see the saw of CHAIN REACTIONS, host the PD (podcast discussion) for ZOOTROPOLIS 2, mash up the bumbaclots behind JAFAICAN, consider the Pennywisdom of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, march to the Finnish with SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE, spill the Bean on MAN VS. BABY, track THE RUNNING MAN and go Blanc on WA...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) ask “what the devil?” of CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC and “does KEEPER take the cake?”, check URCHIN off the itinerantry, behold the friends of Dorothy in the Oztentatious WICKED: FOR GOOD, revisit the memory of TRAIN DREAMS, tic off I SWEAR, take an academic approach to A MAN ON THE INSIDE - SEASON 2, engage in Dek observation with PREDATOR: BADLANDS, decide wh...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) come out to queer-y FAIRYLAND, carry ON FALLING into total isolation, put NUREMBERG on trial, tell-all about THE BEAST IN ME, seize the Day-Lewis with ANEMONE, ignore the news of the world to focus on THE HACK, get our fix(er) with RELAY, pick up BLACK PHONE 2, investigate the supernormal SHELBY OAKS, give you THE LOWDOWN on ←, get between The Rock and a scarred face...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) lay our cards on the table re: ALICE IN BORDERLAND, keep up the pace for THE LONG WALK, get organizized with MR. SCORSESE, revoke critical immunity from THE DIPLOMAT - SEASON 3, question the supremacy of GEN V - SEASON 2, investigate the force of TASK, nuke it out with A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE, Slough off SLOW HORSES - SEASON 5 and unlock our jaws for ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOT...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) follow the first rule of FILM CLUB, get our Spex on to X-Ray RIOT WOMEN, visit Manchester with ROOFMAN, wrestle the bore of THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2, revive ourselves for SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES, go round and round on THE LOST BUS, Flag up PEACEMAKER - SEASON 2, consider the virtues of nine inch nails with TRON: ARES, make no bones about Indy hit GOOD BOY and...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) hop to with BLACK RABBIT, find the Wright-Cooke for THE GIRLFRIEND, graduate from ENGLISH TEACHER - SEASON 2 to enter a class of our own with WEAPONS, Swiss roll through a LATE SHIFT, plead HONEY DON’T!... don’t, enter a new talk state of mind for CAUGHT STEALING, ponder retirement in THE HOME and incubate our Xenophobia for ALIEN: EARTH.

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) press record on HIGHEST 2 LOWEST, begin automatic transmission for TWISTED METAL - SEASON 2 as we nevertheless stay INSIDE, woe with the flow from WEDNESDAY - SEASONS 1 & 2 until THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB for some senior scrutiny, give our Officeial read on THE PAPER, have a merry go-round with NOBODY 2, sketch out the main points on MITCHELL AND WEBB ARE NOT HELPI...

This week, Jordan and I (Sam) charge with great Hastings through KING & CONQUEROR, throw a hook at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, turn up the Heat on THE BAD GUYS 2, get taken HOSTAGE by FIXED (to make a LONG STORY SHORT), mask up for EDDINGTON, commemorate THE LIFE OF CHUCK, follow a winding route down HALLOW ROAD (unlike the formula of F1) and penetrate the Bamboo Curtain to CC...P whether...