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Wazzup, everyone and their olds. This week, everything's razor as we talk about made-up slang, bad evil plans, and studio interference while we review Disturbing Behavior from 1998.

This holiday were goin for gold and lucky charms. We talk bad paint jobs, killer pogo sticks and Jennifer Aniston's old nose when we review Leprachaun from 1993

Boom shakalaka this week we go deeper and deeper into Bacon as we talk useless plot points, unnecessary digging and make 7 Up Yours! When we cover Stir of Echos from 1999.

We're back from the holidays with some uncomfortable coffee, poison oatmeal and  one cool killer chill with us as we thaw out Jack Frost from 1997.

This week gets a little hard-boiled when there's beaver squeezins, magic and world saving child abuse. It's gumshoes and gum chewing while we review Cast a deadly spell from 1991

This Halloween put on a brave face, were talking goodreads, bad flirting and the gift of severed heads. Watch us get animated when we review Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask from 1995

The rules are so important that we won't tell you what they are just Set it and forget it as we talk hot werewolves, abandoned movies, and rotisserie chicken when we review Trick R Treat from 2007

Its nosey neighbors and soggy ghosts when we talk Fireballs, wannabe hitchcock's and new segment about classic ads, Zoom Zoom and Join us as we talk What Lies Beneath from the year 2000

Drink a bottle of syrup and grab your case of butterfingers because were talking the ultimate Nuke-ular family. With giant bugs, credit card debt and incompetent spies. Join us as we Meet the Applegates from 1990.

Don't let Santa Claus steal your wallet this week wiggle monsters, ice baths, sudden conspiracies, angelic chiropractors and demonic girlfriends. While we review Jacob's Ladder from 1990

That's life on the fault line when we discuss meta earthquakes, leather pants, wooden boys and awkward cameos. It's the attack of the demon fanboy as we talk Wes Craven's New NIghtmare from 1994  

Phantom of nostalgia goggles strikes again! Join us as we rip the mask off a children's mystery where things are exactly as they seem and not as good as we remember. We talk phantom anniversaries, fake movie references and JIMINY JILLIKERS  as we review Phantom of the Megaplex from the year 2000

This week meowing cat boys and creepy crawly hairy ladies as we go back for more J-horror when we reviewed Ju-on:The Grudge from 2002

Fasten your seatbelts as we talk Rube Goldberg machines, one sided love interests, important plot pooping and one of most paranoia inducing horror series of all time. We rented Final Destination from the year 2000

From across the pond a mockumentary that traumatized an entire generation. We're talking mermaids, perfect wet spots, glory holes and fanny packs as we cover Ghostwatch from 1992!

Size does matter especially when it's smaller than expected. This week we're talking Simpsons cameos, petty filmmakers, The Frenchest Frenchman and whatever the heck Gino is. We rented Godzilla from 1998

Get ready for the worst boat ride of your life as we discuss vaguely racist character choices, horny sound engineers, and rusty knife tracheotomies. How could you forget about da wasp? It’s Anaconda from 1997!

This week we cover the most remakey remake of all time full of inappropriate touching, awkward montages and vomit colored costumes. Join us at the peephole as we watch Psycho from 1998

Did you eat one of the squid legs? Come along as we talk about Soju Molotov cocktails, muscleman sausages, and hilarious grieving scenes; just make sure you grab the right girl’s hand as we watch The Host from 2006!

Objection! Silliness! Courts in session as we cover a courtroom drama disguised as a horror movie and discuss childish lawyers, things coming out of the TV and if bugs count as a full meal. This week we rented "The Exorcism Of Emily Rose" from 2005.

Is it cheating if you sleep with a dead girl? See for yourself as we discuss bad soul storage management, botulism and one of the best opening scenes in horror movie history. It’s Ghost Ship, from 2002!

What is a hypothalamus, what happens when your bitten by a brown recluse, how do you get custody of a dog? Hope your feeling lucky because we answer these questions and more as we dig up The Relic from 1997.

There's someone in the back seat! Spiders in your bubble gum and Pepsi in your eyes! This week we learn the shocking truth that some movies aren't as good as you remember when we rented Urban legend from 1998

Gnah! Get your shovels and dum dums, ready folks. The undead won't rebury themselves. This week we talk space heater safety, problematic romance and handsome misanthropes as we cover Cemetery Man from 1994

Get that fogger ready, folks. We got a giant mosquitos on our hands! Dust off your chainsaw, roll onto your hotdogs and take off your shirt as we discuss Mosquito from 1995!