Video Death Loop

When you are wounded, the worst thing in the world to hear is the sound of a predator on the prowl.  Your home is in disarray. Your kitchen is in terrible shape from a botched counter job. You sweat. You don’t have much time. It must be complete before nightfall or you– No. You hear… Read more S1:E30 – Home Improvement TV Opening

How do you get used to a new job? Do you go all in? Do you try to get a lay of the land? Maybe you try keeping up appearances (Not the show) for perfect strangers (also not the show) in hopes to keep the job for long enough or even to make friends (definitely… Read more S1:E29 – Mr. Belvedere TV Opening

EXTREME! EXTREME! EXTREMEEEE DINOSAUUURRSS! Listen to that theme while riding on your BMX bike and you might turn into a dinosaur too! Feel that hard rock thunder! It was a rough life for a mutated team of humanoid animals in the late 80s/early 90s. Practically every city tried to have one, set aside like a… Read more S1:E28 – Extreme Dinosaurs TV Opening

X-Men! Welcome! To Podcast! The 90s X-Men cartoon is the defining point of what X-Men is to the Video Death Loop crew and that opening is no small part to do with it. But how well does it handle being on loop? Can we sit idle as Cyclops screams, red lasers pointed to the sky?… Read more S1:E27 – X-Men Cartoon Opening

Yeah yeah yeah! Wow! Yeah yeah yeahhhh, WOW! From the first few seconds of the Japanese Spider-Man opening from Toei, we know we’re dealing with a different type of spider beast. He looks like Spider-Man! He fights (sorta) like Spider-Man! He even rides of motorcycle like Spider-Man (If Peter Parker could afford a motorcycle.) But… Read more S1:E26 – Toei Japan’s Spiderman...

BIG WARNING: The video version of this week’s episode is incredibly NSFW. The audio version is less so, but we are talking about graphic things, so be advised. It is definitely not safe for horses. Be warned! When you begin a new year, you want to start it out right. It’s a clean slate! You think… Read more S1:E25 – Henderson Equine Castration Instrument Infomercial [NSFW]

Download Link Have you ever wanted the same movie again, but this time in a bigger area? Then, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York has what you need! Chris Columbus and John Hughes conspire together to make more money by repeating all the beats of the first movie, but in a slighly remixed manner.… Read more S1:E24 – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Trailer (w/ Shane Rhyne and Tyler Sonnichsen...

  Now that Virtual Reality can potentially be found in the average consumer’s home, has anyone told you about the dangers of it? Maybe you’ll wake up one day to find out your father (Who conveniently invented VR) has vanished and you’ll need to stumble upon his lab. Maybe you’ll be forced to fight alongside… Read more S1:E23 – VR Troopers Theme Song

No, seriously. That’s what we looped this week. Jesus Christ. Aaron, what have you done. The header tag is extremely related, I promise you. Aaron Littleton hosts this week while John Hurst co-hosts and is very sleepy, perhaps trying to escape this nightmarish hell world into something more palpable, like Wild ARMs. Download Link Write… Read more S1:E22 – Sony Playstation Startup...

Where were you when KISS took off their makeup? You may not have even been born yet and thus it doesn’t affect you that much. That’s okay! But just like in the history books, we all have to learn about the deadly repercussions of our actions or else we are doomed to repeat them. Such… Read more S1:E21 – “Lick It Up” by KISS Music Video

If you have ever looked at David Hasslehoff and gone “You know what? There’s too much day going on all around him. Why can’t I get my Hasslehoff on at NIGHT instead?” then I have some good news for you: You can! With Baywatch Nights! To celebrate our 20th episode and almost a dozen of… Read more S1:E20 – Baywatch Nights

You probably don’t want your mom listening to this episode of Video Death Loop, especially if your mom is a fan of shows that ran on Fox! In celebration of Pokemon Sun and Moon coming out this week, we of the Video Death Loop consortium look back at the first Pokemon anime theme, forcing it… Read more S1:E19 – Pokemon Theme Song

  After a tumultuous week for politics in America, let’s settle down to a simpler, much calmer time with former Alaskan senator Mike Gravel! A time where a man only had to have a rock to make a potential point that may or may not be symbolism for something else entirely. Sink in deeply into… Read more S1:E18 – Mike Gravel – Rock

Why would Godzilla give a device that summons him to a bunch of ungrateful jerks on a boat? Who is Godzooky and does he have anything to do with Godzilla’s distant cousin Vapezilla? Nothing about this makes sense! John Hurst is 30 stories high and chooses the 1978 animated Godzilla theme song as our video… Read more S1:E17 – Godzilla Theme Song

The politics of the Mushroom Kingdom intertwine inexorably with the Super Mario Brothers’ Brooklyn microbrewery in the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! How this show managed to sell the children of the early 90s on video game systems and cereal is beyond us. Aaron Littleton hosts and punches the question block of The Super Mario… Read more S1:E16 – The Super Mario Brothers Super...

Young Clarissa’s life is fraught with chaos and the unexplained. A fragile soul, Clarissa begins to catalog her experiences to the shadowy nether beings that lurk around her. That’s…that’s what Clarissa Explains It All was about right? John Hurst is way cool and hosts while selecting the Clarissa Explains It All theme song as our… Read more S1:E15 – Clarissa Explains...

In the quaint and sleepy town of Stars Hollow, a sleepy and quaint town in the forests of Connecticut, things are as quaint as can be. That includes the eponymous Gilmore Girls, a positively quaint mother/daughter duo that just can’t get enough of the coffee from Luke’s Diner. Whether they’re working at a quaint bed… Read more S1:E14 – Gilmore Girls Theme Song

This commercial ran for a decade but watching it on loop felt significantly longer. Whatchamacallit is a candy bar or a philosophy or perhaps even rain but this commercial is not going to tell you. Just buy one and eat it. Or think about it. Or, like, realign the electrons in your shoes with it.… Read more S1:E13 – Whatchamacallit Commercial

In some vaguely European city masquerading as the United States, a flaxen haired youth is blocked by a businessman in a car. Tapping the power of an ancient spirit, this bug-eyed young man breaks the laws of God and man to make things right! Yes, it’s just your average, everyday ad for Mentos. Aaron Littleton… Read more S1:E12 – Mentos Commercial

In the 1800s, in a small town called Shady Grove, a religion was accidentally founded that swept the world by storm. How this affects a small Californian high school in the early 90s says a lot about all of us. Well, us anyway. Opportunity knocks for Mark Paul Gosselaar and a deep schism emerges! John Hurst… Read more S1:E11 – Saved by the Bell Theme Song

Texas Ranger Sgt. Cordell Walker may be a repository of ancient Native American lore, kung fu skills and Old West justice, but his one true nemesis and greatest failure lies within the boundary of Texas itself! I don’t mean to be offensive here, but we find out what happens between seasons of the show as… Read more S1:E10 – Walker Texas Ranger Theme Song

Daytona! Let’s go away! (Let’s go away!) Have such simple lyrics ever gotten so much play as Daytona USA’s minimalist attract mode song? Honestly, watching this was really not very different than wasting away one’s youth in a late-90s era arcade, which if you couldn’t tell from this podcast, we certainly did. Slip into that… Read more S1:E9 – Daytona USA A...

“When pizza’s on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.” Sure, we all know that’s true, but the question to ask is: why? We dig deep into the intricate lore surrounding the infamous Bagel Bites theme song and find out how it all relates to soda revivalism and modern American politics. Aaron Littleton hosts… Read more S1:E8 – Bagel Bites Commercial

As the movie says, a lot can happen in two years. Or in our case, an hour that feels more like two years. Carrie or Samantha or Dr. Somebody (we’re never really sure who) are back for the victory lap they probably deserved but wasn’t really necessary and we’ve got to sit through the trailer… Read more S1:E7 – Sex and the City 2 Trailer

It’ll make your head spin! It’s the latest episode of Video Death Loop and it’s all about those iconic computer commercials that launched a thousand digital ships into the morass that was the internet. Dude, you’re getting a Dell! While there are so many of these commercials that even a boss Pentium II processor would… Read more S1:E6 – Dude, You’re Gettin...