Video Death Loop

Come and enjoy a burger! A burger music video! With burgers in it! And fries. A whole lot of fries. A concerning amount of fries for a burger music video. We should be focus on the stars! The burgers! In the sky presented by Commander Cody and everything! I’d share a burger with Commander Cody.… Read more S10X:E13 – “Two Triple Cheese” Music Video

We don’t have time for jingles anymore! No time for sweeping stories or marketing tie-ins with VHS releases or anything in between. The Taco Bell bong is all that we have left from a fleeting nostagic era and honestly we’re probably better off in the end. It’s a great bong noise! You know it means… Read more S10X:E12 – Indiana Jones Diet Coke Ad (1989)

Hey everyone! Let’s ride the bonegrinder! We’ll grind our bones and regret signing pain waivers! Let’s get third degree burns on the steam powered thingy we are definitely too close to! But we did surf for 2 seconds! It was totally rad! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s going to work in… Read more S10X:E11 – Australia’s First Man-made Wave Pool

Your video rental store is in dire help and the only people that can help are the cast and crew of the Half Baked film from 1998! Your free popcorn isn’t bringing in the peeps anymore! Hollywood Blockbusters are bustin’ out big time! Only the smooth talk of a screener tape promising you a good… Read more S10X:E10 – Half Baked Video Store Screener

Scream if you know what Dr. Enuf is! Scream if you don’t! Scream if you are living in the horrors of a modern society! Let’s all watch videos made in the year 2003 and uploaded 12 years later! Let’s have fun in the society and be excited by Star Trek sounds again! Just don’t mind… Read more S10X:E9 – dr enuf genie

Centaur dudes are just going to be centaur dudes. You can’t stop them! They are all legs and arms and head and they’re going to one-shot that fuckin’ vulture in the face and they know they rule for doing so. Centaur Dude (Centy to his friends) plays Call of Duty! He knows how to noscope… Read more S10X:E8 – The Centaurs (1921) 

It’s a Pickle Surprise! The Pickle Wizard of 1989 had to go to great lengths to get this made. You don’t make this level of powerfulness without a life on the line. His life. And he put it there for your sake. Thank the Pickle Wizard everyday, children. May you eventually find the pickle and… Read more S10X:E7 – Pickle Surprise (1989)

Look, Frutiger Aero is back in everywhere! It looks like how want to feel, first of all! Sure, we don’t exactly want to go back to Windows ME and experience the pain points of early multimedia hell but the feel! The feel! We want to vibe back in it! And it tastes great too! You… Read more S10X:E6 – Windows ME Commercial

No matter your age, I think we all can agree we can appreciate a good piece of large industrial equipment. For one, it’s big. That’s neat! Second, it moves around. Also great! And it cleans?! Well, as a now adult I love that too! You can spray mist in it for some reason too, just… Read more S10X:E5 – Industrial Floor Scrubber Sweeper Xiao Qiang

Sometimes you just need to explode a house. If you’re a reality show, that time is eventually going to come. You get a big enough budget and some of that is going to end up being dynamite. The comical kind. The Acme kind. And you’re going to have to store that somewhere, right? Might as… Read more S10X:E4 – Extreme Makeover Home Edition – Miller Home Explosion

We want to be up front with this one: neither of us have actually watched Monk. We’re sorry! We hear it’s good! But we never did! And we’re not sure if 0% of you all also watch Monk or it is 100% but we’re willing to take that risk as we go into our pitch… Read more S10X:E3 – Monk Opening

You need some new shoes. Your old ones are no longer in-vogue. They’re trash, mockeries of mocassins! You wouldn’t even get out of bed for such a uncouth look! It’s time to go to saddle up your scarily huge baby bird and go down to Steve Madden Shoes where they know you by name because… Read more S10X:E2 – Steve Madden Shoes Commercial

Hey, look who’s back in town! It’s Aaron! And John! And Video Death Loop! And Ulysse! In Space! The gangs all here like you remembered them! Especially Ulysse, who hasn’t changed in 30 damn years! He’s still fighting space gods or greek gods in space or whatever. He’s also still drinking your beer and couch… Read more S10X:E1 – Ulysses 31 English

Sisqo has a mission for you, and it starts with a simple word: “Thong”. Repeated multiple times, much like the catchphrase from another popular musician of the same era. Add a cello. A beach. A bunch of beautiful people. Make them dance. Get a helicopter. Go to a Godsmack show. Get kicked out of the… Read more S9:E26 – Sisqo “Thong Song” Music Video

Where did that Guitar Man come from? He was by our bed with a pick in his hand, ready to strum but was watching for us to awake. As soon as our eyes open, he starting singing and wailing about the wonders of corned beef and how much fun will be had if we get… Read more S9:E25 – Coco Martin Argentina Corned Beef Commercial

It only takes a second“, they say! That takes several seconds to say, but on a second to feel the reprecussions! Everyone hanging onto your every word wondering what you mean by that when you only read it in a instructional safety video on the internet. You know you’re right but you don’t want to… Read more S9:E24 – It Only Takes a Second

Awwww yeah, it’s snake skin shedding time! SSST for all those who are in the Snake know. Look at the green on that snake! It’s U.S. Treasury mint. Snakey’s got to be proud of that work! Even got a filmographer to show it in midaction! Check out each scale! Now the Snake is ready for… Read more S9:E23 – Amazing Footage of Snake Shedding Its Skin

It’s time for NASCAR. It’s time for Sponsorships! And it’s time for Kevin James to yell at you to make sure your engine is sufficient started! Is it? Are you sure? Have you.. Have you turned the key? Is it one of those things where you need to keep it on your body and press… Read more S9:E22 – Kevin James Daytona 2007

Hey, you want to go to a store with me, right? Like, a real store! With things and products and all that! None of the browsing around and clicking on wire-fried product overviews from items that barely make sense in our fabric of reality. Yeah, let’s get in the car! Let’s go to the Circuit… Read more S9:E21 – Circuit City Commercial Jingle

It’s Shark Week so you know we’re going to have to give it up to the Sharks! They’ve integrated themselves into modern society and became half-human hockey players and lawyers for our entertainment and judicial needs and the world is all the better for it! We knew we couldn’t compete with Canadians on the the… Read more S9:E20 -The 90s’ San Jose Sharks In-Arena...

You have to fill the time up somehow. The network isn’t going to entertain you all the time. They got bills to pay! Fortunately, Sears is never going to die and they spent 30 bucks on your Nickelodeon shows to tell 7-year olds all about air conditioners. They’re pretty… Cool! That’s what you’re supposed to… Read more S9:E19 – Sears Air Conditioner Commerci...

Shit!! We’re out of ingredients! Like, most of them! Most of the restaurant ones, anyway! We need to go the grocery store and stock up but the customers are coming into the restaurant now! We have just a lot of wet ham and some leftover cheese and maybe we can sell them on– oh they’re… Read more S9:E18 – Hungry Jacks “Yumbo” Commercial

In this world of content, don’t be “content”! Be “Content”!!! That’s good, right? That’s worth like a 50 page powerpoint and payment at some mid-level tech convention right? I can pad it out a little bit more. Maybe talk about myself and my Content Aspirations and how we desire to take out every podcast until… Read more S9:E17 – Magee 1866 &#82...

When Haddaway asked us “What is Love?” we felt that. Mostly we felt the synth bass and the beat, but we also herard his words and we nodded along. Yeah, what *was* love? Is it a vampire? A statue you stare longingly at? Your vampire lover’s two friends that are also hanging out for way… Read more S9:E16 – Haddaway – What is Love? Music Video

I Dream Of Jeannie was a show that meant, for us, that it was time to stop watching shows. It was late night syndication TV and that meant the cartoons were over. They try to tempt you in with colorful cartoon intros but then it goes to real life people? Lame? 2D is all need!… Read more S9:E15 – I Dream of Jeannie Opening