Verbal Graffiti

Can I read books? 1) More than a tip for your barista 2) Stranded in Cancun

Pole dancing safety requirements Sympathy for past lovers 1) No fapper takes accountability 2) 21 yr-old couldn't get 'it' up

51 is for Bernie Williams (Yankees legend) - Give my man some love Does the B-man want to be in movies? 1) A wet blanket loses her engagement ring at a drag show in Key West, FL 2) Vegas is the home of professional scam artists

Give an update on how we're doing 50 episodes in balls deep 1) Are babes getting pregnant to have busty birthday pics taken and then aborting? 2) How long do you have to stay at a 1 yr-old's bday party before peacing out?

Please suppress any slave owner energy you may possess 1) Should we all be "stealth camping" to avoid paying rent? 2) How many cans of Mountain Dew do you have to drink to be an addict?

The B-man hesitates to call the attempted assassination of former President Trump an inside job, but it totally was. 1) Babe can't understand why her co-workers have a passion for their employer 2) We have a tooth thief working on the inside!

Delta flight attendants (stewardesses) not happy with their new uniforms He wants to run a nudist 5k in Indiana with his beautiful wife, but he insists he's not a nudist

Is taking off your stilettos at a funeral trashy? Call Her Daddy fan upset her soul mate of four days didn't give her the Big O

Is birth control effective ten minutes after swallowing your first pill? Should Only Fan babes be engaging with Johns' who haven't left a tip in the smut jar? Seriously, let me know what you think of the new intro?

Do you like the new intro song? Let me know what you think of it...Yah or nay? Should our corporate overlords be permitted to put advertisements on toilet paper? A babe has a question concerning men on the gear aka testosterone

Is a John on the internet a creep? We bring it to the court of public opinion. Then we discuss the proper routine for showering :)

Parent cares more about the hazards of plastic than her five year old twerp & researching the cost of breast implants

re-using condoms & a complaint against Subway restaurant

Lady in distress considers calling off the wedding because her fiance won't kiss her & a mistaken retail employee's identity

A passive-aggressive ice cream truck lets a Karen have it & I give my thoughts on the Kate Middleton / Prince William conspiracy theory (not I recorded this a day before Kate Middleton reappeared after having been missing since Christmas 2023 - as with most things, my timing was off). Oh well, sometimes us conspiracy theory minded peops need to be humbled.

Lady has a ghost/imaginary friend following following her around & a guy is angry because he babe doesn't want to pass down his genetics - we talking eugenics

How to ethically dispose of a sex doll & Firefighters that drink heavily

Bake me a cake and lather it with strawberry frosting - no sprinkles - and poke three candles into it. Please don't blow them out because I'd like to practice committing arson in the neighborhood in which I reside. To think a flickering flame atop a cake celebrating little Petey's birthday can result in being sentenced to 25 to life...life....is beautiful Oh I talk about interns dressing like 304s...