Verbal Audacity

This whole year was equivalent to flyin' in a wingless plane... See what had happened was; Love y'all.. PEACE

If you're reading this, just know, "players fucc up"; Adolescence isn't cherished enough or the right way & I don't like it; Dear you DUMB FUCC ASS NIGGAS, STFU... Sincerely, EVERYBODY; Why y'all be fake in love for the innanet? QTNA; Driving for Uber is pure comedy; I love y'all.. PEACE

Yes I DID figure out how to talk about squirrels & creepy niggas in the same shit... you're SMELLCOME; I mean it's fitting, they're both annoying af amirite? Yea, I am; Love y'all, PEACE

I know it's been a min but we BLACC- "at it again!" "& better than ever!" "from the future" "like we never left!" "on road" "in action" "on they ass" "up in this thang!"... I'm sure there's more but I think you get it; HEAR ME OUT ... I talk about how long this ISN'T going to be, basically just to lie but... DIS DA LAST 1 OVER AN HOUR; The LomL keep gettin older w/o my permission, had the AUDACITY...

2023 closeout episode; I really hoe'd y'all on that last jawn.. my bad LMAO; We all real different but not really; I almost said something like "Facebook HiZAYtus" in the title but.. I already know, that aint it; You ever DM a co-worker on some work shit & got no reply?; Fake names + Real People = Unnecessary Adversities; Happy Holidays.. Love y'all.. PEACE

B-Side on you bitches!; Oh, & might I add.. "WEARwolves" LMBAO; Love y'all.. PEACE

Let's go ahead & PAUSE this entire episode off top; Everything is better blacc 'cept licorice... FUCC. licorice; Volunteer OT is UNDEFEATED; TaterTot is TikTok famous... TALK TO ME NICE; Candace Owens is the realest nigga on the planet?; Sense has NEVER... been common.. ever; Love y'all.. Peace

9/11 episode but like DUMB late; They cloned Monday, twice; I just realized, folks will tip more for their food than their safety LMNO!; Slumlords deserve NOTHING... that's it, that's the post; Biracial equates to "as well", not "less than" or "not at all"... w/ yo DUMB ASS; Love y'all.. PEACE.

I know you're not tech savvy, but we gotta start somewhere.. Meet me on solid ground; The only actual problem here is YOU... SHUT.. UP.. I KNOW what I'M doin'; Women hate women in real life but I digress; The most beautiful souls are the ones we never get to keep for too long.. RIP Don J. Demartra & Lisa Liter. You're already missed; Love y'all fr. PEACE

None of us parents move the same, b/c we all had different upbringings, CLEARLY; S/O to mine for being real niggas, my shit was solid fr; Allowing your children to do whatever the fucc they want is abuse, bitch; If it's on social media? It's free game.. STFU about it; Ladies: We love confidence, just as much as y'all do. Marinate on that; Love y'all, PEACE

Some parts of life don't have an "easy way out"... just gotta face that shit head up; Folks that name their children stupid shit deserve nothing; Nobody WANTS a job but I'll most certainly take the one I got, please & thanks; Ladies, you ever been "denied" when you just KNEW you had it in the bag? annnddd GO; Love y'all, PEACE

Clearly this ended up being too long for a lil 5 min pre-show action so, fucc it; Happy EXTRA BELATED 4/20 AF! I mean it's only right I DIDN'T do this on time, right?; It's not nor will it ever be ok for anybody UNBLACC, to say NIGGA.. but for whatever reason, y'all don't wanna talk about nor accept that, huh? NOPE; Love y'all.. PEACE

Judging by some of y'all names, it's clear your parents resent you; Watching people progressively get worse will never not be funny; Sometimes, you just gotta know when to LIG; I figured out... I'm the world's most talented bullshitter! There it is; Love y'all.. PEACE

Customer is not synonymous with correct or entitlement; Ladies: Closed moufs don't get fed, unless your man is telepathic... CTS & say you hongry, PLEASE; There was never an age I knew how to feel about a grown ass actress playing an underaged role, the shit low-key weird to me: Love y'all, PEACE

Ol skool Marios Bros with a SMALL ASS sharp-cornered controller was easier than not overthinking EVERYTHING. I. DO!; Due to past circumstances, I PREFER to be the brokest guy in the room but sometimes that shit costs too much LMBAO!; Teenagers are a whole new level of smart AND dumb, somehow; Love y'all.. PEACE

Bootlegs and B-sides... Love y'all; PEACE

First official episode of 2023 and it's almost March; I don't even know what to say other than the shit is ridiculous; I almost scrapped the whole episode TBH; The more I say "this is it", the longer the shit gets; NWTS and INFLATION is proof of that; I really wanna be a kid again.. not really... well... yeah kinda; Love y'all, PEACE.

Had plenty of time in '22 to publish this and still managed to put it off til '23.. TYPICAL ZAY; Being an adult is like getting shot: It sounds like a cool story bro, but what they didn't tell you is how much it hurts & that you might not make it LMAO; Love y'all.. PEACE.

Same shit, diff [Holi]day; Better late than never, but never late is better.. just know my intentions were good LOOKIN ASS; Pork is bad as it is & I miss bacon..but INTESTINES?! That shit sicc; God is a WOMAN.. Yup, I said it; Love y'all.. PEACE

Nah FR? This is the one. First of all, I'd like to thank... ME LoL; Still prerecorded but not as much, whatever that means. It's all about progression; You hear the messages, see the signs.. but what do they MEAN tho? like, to YOU... no one else; THEE MOST unorganized person you know, hands down; You KNOW y'all dun messed up letting me remember how to access these other sound FX, right?; Love y'al...

Once a _____, ALWAYS a BITCH...oops; I don't forget or forgive & I most CERTAINLY DGAF; This the last spaced out episode y'all gon get & that's on me; I said it once, I'll say it again: I LOVE my DAD!; The end of an era.. I've been exposed; Don't let your fuccd up AT, get you FUCCD UP;  I love y'all.. PEACE

If I record a half hour of nothing again? Imma knocc all this shit over; Paying bills hurts my loins, physically; First official "How I met Lynni" segment...Yeah I know, just go with it; Somebody gon hear me.. and when they do? Don't act brand new when I start acting brand new.. I don't know you; Love y'all.. PEACE

Singing "JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY"; "Knock it off" parents: Y'ALL AITE?; Y'all GOTTA understand, there is a huge difference between abuse & proper [physical] punishment; I ABSOTIVELY.. POSILUTELY.. CANNOT STAND.. bad ass kids; For me, basically this whole episode proves discretion is a lost art; If "whatever it takes" was a customer... the NERVE of ppl, I swear; Electronic Bacon; Peace.

It takes a village; I'm the loudest nigga you know, I promise you; These captions be too long... almost longer than how much I stalled out on releasing this; My kids might be the fastest way to get me prison time, fucc around & find out; I bet ya lil GREEDY ass thought you was finna get used to double uploads...SIKE!; I just realized, this whole episode consist of my girls going thru it &...

"IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERRE!!"; I accidentally gave y'all a lesson on microdosing edibles...You're welcome; You don't smoke or nunna dat, but you eatin HOMEMADE EDIBLES?? OK; I've said once, I'll say it forever: ADULTING. IS TRASH; I genuinely feel like know-it-alls succ at THEIR job so much they overcompensate to hide the fact they actually don't know SHIT; Listening & absorbing the info y...