Vendor Chronicles

Send us Fan Mail Join Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger as we welcome a new friend to the show, Ken Crowder! Ken is the owner of Freezie Wonders, a unique take on the delicious tradition of Water Ice, a frozen treat not to be missed. LET'S GOOO!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain are at it again, from sophomoric comedy skits to the wisdom of an elder. This episode speaks for itself, just listen and you will surely find a gem you can ponder. If it resonates let it marinate, and if it doesn't apply let it fly. LET'S GOOOO!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This episode weaves vendor stories and typical Vendor Chronicles scat with one of the most emotional stories we've ever told. It may be short, bit this episode packs a lot in a small space. LET'S GOOOO!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Join Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger as they regale you with stories of the humor and trevails of vendor life! From the pros and cons of prescription drugs to the struggles of short term van life, this show starts out swinging and keeps pumping its legs. Dont miss Q the Messenger's master class on the art of haggling over a used vehicle, then let Words of Wisdom guide you...

Send us Fan Mail No fluff in this episode! Q the Messenger is in rare form this evening, dropping bombs before he even gets to words of wisdom! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger spend the first part of the podcast talking about their youngest children imand the joys of fatherhood. A discussion of the wisdom of bringing a knife to a gunfight leads Q the Messenger to lay down a brilliant blueprint...

Send us Fan Mail This episode gets right to it, as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger discuss the Lindsey Clancy case and how it affects society as a whole. Next up: Florida woman not charged in parking lot shooting! Stand your ground or unhinged killing, the debate seems pretty clear. Listen in as we discuss morality, mercy and consequences. LET'S GOOOO!!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This episode starts innocently enough, but builds to a strong crescendo. Q the Messenger and Kevin the Bossman Richardson find out about Dolly Parton's passing live, and the group gives a heartfelt shout out. The economy is up next, and from there the conversation flows as it sometimes does into some very serious discussions about the "economics of race". Keep in mi...

Send us Fan Mail This eposode goes like a bottle rocket with the stick broken off: as soon as you think you know where it's going it changes direction. Chicken vs Beef leads to slow cooked beans, which leads to the possibility of igniting methane straight from the source and prompts Q the Messenger to opine that tighty whiteys are the catalytic converter of underwear, all before the intro!! ...

Send us Fan Mail If you're not laughing by the end of this show we'll give you your money back! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger are at it again, arguing about mundane subjects like Cybertruck vs F150 and the ethics of the self checkout lane. It gets a little deeper when politics raises its ugly head, but abruptly goes tits up when Kevin the Boss Man Richardson lays down a fresh beat...

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Send us Fan Mail Join Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain as they sit down with first time guest and long time friend Tyler Hastie! As you've come to expect from Vendor Chronicles the conversations are deep and the laughs are plentiful. LET'S GOOOO!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail If poignant talk is a Vendor Chronicles trademark, this episode is collecting royalties! From Joe Rogan in the White House, JD Vance in bed with big business and a nod to a certain blue dress with a bit of Bill Clinton on it we cover more politics than a redneck hiding his license plate from flock cameras. Shane the Brain recounts his son chastising him for a recent V.C. episode,...

Send us Fan Mail Here it is folks, the infamous PART TWO!!  Q the Messenger gives a rare "peek behind the curtain" as the man behind the legend makes a brief appearance to set the record straight. But don't let the soft start fool you: Q the Messenger quickly regains his mojo and the court jesters are at it again! Laugh along with us, let's gooooo!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This thoughtful episode is full of controversial conversations, exceptional exchanges and deep discussion, with a twist at the end. Don't miss this ground breaking episode, Let's Gooooo!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This time around the Vendor Chronicles team has one goal: to make you think from a different perspective. First, Q the Messenger wins an argument about pick up lines with the truism that everyone wants to laugh. Shane the Brain explains the difference between homogeneous and androgynous, and Q the Messenger closes the show with real life Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo!! Suppor...

Send us Fan Mail Come along for the ride as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain discuss topics like the brutality of Christopher Columbus, the origins of the universe and Charlie Sheen's drug use. Shane the Brain points out curse words in famous songs, Q the Messenger explains how to find a good chinese restaurant then wraps it up with his trademark words of wisdom. Let's gooooo!! Suppor...

Send us Fan Mail The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the Messenger takes a solid stance against war, and a solid stance for voter ID. After a lesson in astrology, the wise one comes through yet again with some solid Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail From Seinfeld lines to alien visitations, the stage is set for another amazing episode of Vendor Chronicles! Shane the Brain's son graces the show with its first ever call in, which sparks a conversation about family standards and leads Shane the Brain to ask "what is morality?". They discuss whether this episode has "jumped the shark" or "jumped the...

Send us Fan Mail Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all problems, Shane the Brain counters and all hell breaks loose from there! From sports gambling to matching wedding jewelry (with a break to talk about their gardens), they cover it all. LET'S GOOOOO!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Brace yourself for this one! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger debate so many different topics that you're bound to find one that pisses you off! Whether it's where to take a first date, who gets the inheritance, exercise and physical fitness or sex versus a relationship, this one goes more places than Greyhound.  Let's gooooo!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This episode lives up to its name! Q the Messenger jumps right onto the dance floor with a human centipede reference, the story about how "I almost turned into a N-word today" and then stating emphatically "Im the darkest white man you know"!!! He throws off to Shane the Brain who wastes no time telling you how "Handicaped parking pisses me off", bemo...

Send us Fan Mail This episode is packed so tight you'll have to hold your breath to get through it! From Willie Nelson to Ralphie May or Single Barrel Jack to the problem with "Boomers", you'll laugh till it hurts. Need an economics lesson? Take notes as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger break down some of the real world challenges of running a micro business. Let's gooo...

Send us Fan Mail This episode focuses on... well, just rambling! Listen in as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain go from the Beastie Boys to mulligans, and take more than one side street to get there. Steel yourself for a classic Shane the Brain rant knowing that Q the Messenger's words of wisdom will put it all into perspective. LET'S GOOOOO!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This week Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain enjoy a conversation with D.J. and the chemistry is obvious from the beginning and just gets funnier. From street confrontations, ghosts, Tiger Woods and psychedelics you're sure to get a laugh somewhere. LET'S GOOOOO!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This installmen  is just what you ezpect feom Vendor Chronicles: good friends and  good conversation with a few laughs and maybe even some words of wisdom. Enjoy! Support the show