Vendor Chronicles

Send us Fan Mail This time around the Vendor Chronicles team has one goal: to make you think from a different perspective. First, Q the Messenger wins an argument about pick up lines with the truism that everyone wants to laugh. Shane the Brain explains the difference between homogeneous and androgynous, and Q the Messenger closes the show with real life Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo!! Suppor...

Send us Fan Mail Come along for the ride as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain discuss topics like the brutality of Christopher Columbus, the origins of the universe and Charlie Sheen's drug use. Shane the Brain points out curse words in famous songs, Q the Messenger explains how to find a good chinese restaurant then wraps it up with his trademark words of wisdom. Let's gooooo!! Suppor...

Send us Fan Mail The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the Messenger takes a solid stance against war, and a solid stance for voter ID. After a lesson in astrology, the wise one comes through yet again with some solid Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail From Seinfeld lines to alien visitations, the stage is set for another amazing episode of Vendor Chronicles! Shane the Brain's son graces the show with its first ever call in, which sparks a conversation about family standards and leads Shane the Brain to ask "what is morality?". They discuss whether this episode has "jumped the shark" or "jumped the...

Send us Fan Mail Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all problems, Shane the Brain counters and all hell breaks loose from there! From sports gambling to matching wedding jewelry (with a break to talk about their gardens), they cover it all. LET'S GOOOOO!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Brace yourself for this one! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger debate so many different topics that you're bound to find one that pisses you off! Whether it's where to take a first date, who gets the inheritance, exercise and physical fitness or sex versus a relationship, this one goes more places than Greyhound.  Let's gooooo!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This episode lives up to its name! Q the Messenger jumps right onto the dance floor with a human centipede reference, the story about how "I almost turned into a N-word today" and then stating emphatically "Im the darkest white man you know"!!! He throws off to Shane the Brain who wastes no time telling you how "Handicaped parking pisses me off", bemo...

Send us Fan Mail This episode is packed so tight you'll have to hold your breath to get through it! From Willie Nelson to Ralphie May or Single Barrel Jack to the problem with "Boomers", you'll laugh till it hurts. Need an economics lesson? Take notes as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger break down some of the real world challenges of running a micro business. Let's gooo...

Send us Fan Mail This episode focuses on... well, just rambling! Listen in as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain go from the Beastie Boys to mulligans, and take more than one side street to get there. Steel yourself for a classic Shane the Brain rant knowing that Q the Messenger's words of wisdom will put it all into perspective. LET'S GOOOOO!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This week Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain enjoy a conversation with D.J. and the chemistry is obvious from the beginning and just gets funnier. From street confrontations, ghosts, Tiger Woods and psychedelics you're sure to get a laugh somewhere. LET'S GOOOOO!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This installmen  is just what you ezpect feom Vendor Chronicles: good friends and  good conversation with a few laughs and maybe even some words of wisdom. Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This episode starts with a plane crash: need we say more?  Tonight's dialog is all about finding peace in it's many forms. Self reliance, poetry, automotive repair and relationships are some of the topics bandied back and forth, with some hard questions at the end. What are your memories worth? What do you do? Join us as we pose the ultimate question, "What defines...

Send us Fan Mail Vendor Chronicles is back after a short hiatus! Join Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain as they welcome a new friend,  Ursula the Loctician! The conversation gets "Real Deep Real Fast" as this opinionated trio has the conversations few are willing to have. Listen in for an example on how to discuss difficult topics and varied viewpoints with respect and dignity. LET&apo...

Send us Fan Mail Metaphorically at least! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger sit down for an honest, reflective dialog. If it sounds like two friends shooting the shit over a drink, well, that's about right! Mix your favorite, sit somewhere quiet and join the conversation!  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This very special episode finds Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger deep in conversation with Dr. Denise Mose, a Huntsville native and woman of many talents. Educator, author and celebrity correspondent are just a few of the many hats she wears, and she has the insight of a world traveler who has seen and done much. Listen in as Dr. D. contributes to the conversation and shares he...

Send us Fan Mail Back to the studio in the first ever second appearance of a guest, the man, the legend, the Sauce Daddy himself, Dyllan Russell! This conversation is never dull; from Montel Jordan through immigration reform, currency manipulation and conspiracies of all kinds, but the best part might be Q the Messenger getting the best of Shane the Brain in a flat out argument about mass producti...

Send us Fan Mail Buckle up as we welcome Nick the UPS guy to our underground lair! A long time friend of the show Nick Moore stopped by and regaled us with stories about "Uncle Pam" and much more. We talk music, cars, pranks and old stories, mixed with serious considerations about when is it ok to lie and what really happens when we die. Vendor Chronicles does it again! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Introducing Charlie Miles! A young artist from ATL finds himself on a mission of kindness in Huntsville Al. One Tuesday evening our young hero finds himself downtown in the iconic Voodoo Lounge when who walks in but Q The Messenger! Fresh from recording the Chronicles, Q sparks a conversation that continues, but hopefully doesn't culminate, with the episode we present here. W...

Send us Fan Mail Out with the old, in with the new! Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain are ready to go, from Florida adventures to birthday steaks to the true meaning (or lack thereof) of christmas, the energy is all about looking forward. Catch up and let's gooooo!!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Sit back and relax with your favorite beverage as we talk about Q the Messenger's Florida adventures; from seeing bigfoot, drunk guys on the street and Q the Messenge missing with a cop. Again. Whether it's birthday steaks, reminiscing on last year's adventures, or looking forward to 2026, this episode is all over the place. We hope you enjoy it! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this end of the year introspective, Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger engage in a discussion of current cultural trends, adding their unique perspective to topics like responsibility, bullying, therians, cocaine and outdated skills. This leads to a game of Important/Not Important, then Q the Messenger delivers some powerful Words of Wisdom. Lets gooo!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This episode was recorded just before Christmas, but it will be worth the wait because the conversation goes more places than Santa Claus buying mushrooms!! Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger follow every rabbit hole they encounter! Off-the-cuff opinions and rapid-fire retorts keep the mood light yet thoughtful, and Q's Words of Wis...

Send us Fan Mail Check out this hilarious episode as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger sit own with the founder of Seriously Simple Soap, the one and only Brian Roadruck! Words don't do this show justice, just listen! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This one starts out dark - talking about famous people who did heinous things, but we worked through some character building advice and soon we're laughing about kids, vasectomies, and life's ironies. From crazy religious practices, raw dogging a snake, or the psychology of the pee dream you'll be laughing the entire episode!! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail We were all over the place this week! We started talking about what it means to be a true friend, how to identify and deal with disrespect, and how to handle rudeness. The thoughtful theme persisted as we talked about gender roles, anticipate the upcoming New Year and ask: What have we learned? Keep up, this one is full of thoughtful wisdom. Support the show