Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To

Velvet Al Watches Tiger Cruise So You Don't Have To 11.09.2024 54:20 ↓

If a movie is called "Tiger Cruise," you expect tigers. And if that movie is set on 9/11, you expect the tigers to be fighting terrorists. Double fail.

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 4: The Strike 05.07.2024 15:41 ↓

We miss when this show was mostly about Angie Harmon in a bikini.

Velvet Al Watches Captain Battle Legacy War So You Don't Have To 28.06.2024 54:59 ↓

A soldier on a superstrength serum fights a red-faced Nazi? Where have we seen that before?

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 3: The Rig 21.06.2024 32:11 ↓

Can slow motion bouncing defeat slow moving blob?

Velvet Al Watches The Perfect Score So You Don't Have To 14.06.2024 59:02 ↓

There's worse reasons to watch a movie than the promise of a Scarlett Johansson upskirt.

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 2: The Creature 07.06.2024 31:03 ↓

Hey Baywatch Nights producers, we watched "Species" too. But not "Species 2."

Velvet Al Watches Embrace Of The Vampire So You Don't Have To 31.05.2024 55:48 ↓

It's just not the same without Alyssa Milano's boobs.

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 1: Terror Of The Deep 24.05.2024 33:42 ↓

The beginning of Baywatch Nights: X-Files Edition.

Velvet Al Watches My Life With Morrisey So You Don't Have To 17.05.2024 1:09:09 ↓

What kind of deranged person fantasizes about spending time with Morrisey?

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 22: Heat Rays 10.05.2024 46:30 ↓

The Beach Boys wish they were as cool as the Heat Rays.

Velvet Al Watches Empire Records So You Don't Have To 03.05.2024 59:24 ↓

We're pretty sure the only reason anyone likes this movie is because Liv Tyler strips down to her underwear.

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 21: A Closer Look 26.04.2024 26:47 ↓

Offering unscrupulous landlords free cable comes in quite handy for a detective.

Velvet Al Watches Female Zombie Riot So You Don't Have To 19.04.2024 46:46 ↓

Zombie boobs. At least there's that.

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 20: Rendezvous 12.04.2024 25:13 ↓

Don't challenge David Hasselhoff to a game of racquetball. He will crush you.

Velvet Al Watches Asian School Girls So You Don't Have To 05.04.2024 1:26:18 ↓

We think Velvet Al downloaded the wrong video.

Velvet Al Watches Easter Someday So You Don't Have To 31.03.2024 27:01 ↓

We apologize for ruining Easter for you.

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 19: Epilogue 29.03.2024 37:57 ↓

Shouldn't the title "Epilogue" have been saved for the finale?

Velvet Al Watches Slotherhouse So You Don't Have To 22.03.2024 55:06 ↓

This film was made possible due to tax cuts from the country of Serbia. We believe that makes "Slotherhouse" an international war crime.

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 18: Vengeance 15.03.2024 36:06 ↓

Why do killers set so many arbitrary rules upon themselves?

Velvet Al Watches "Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000" (plus "Where's Rodney?") So You Don't Have To 08.03.2024 1:10:55 ↓

Is it just us or is that chicken in the cheerleader outfit kind of hot? Bonus: A sitcom pilot so bad it manages to make Rodney Dangerfield unfunny.

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 17: Code of Silence 01.03.2024 47:46 ↓

Not even a samurai sword is a match for David Hasselhoff.

Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 16: The Curator 29.12.2023 34:52 ↓

I am not happy with the Dead Corpse To Angie Harmon In A Bikini ratio in this episode.

Velvet Al Watches Christmas Cheer And Christmas Dress So You Don't Have To 25.12.2023 44:20 ↓

What better way to ruin your Christmas?

Velvet Al Watches Christmas Thieves So You Don't Have To 22.12.2023 51:23 ↓

If Tom Arnold was my brother, I wouldn't tell my wife either.

Baywatch Nights, Season 1, Episode 15: Thief In The Night 15.12.2023 24:47 ↓

She not only steals jewelry. She also steals hearts.