Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “The Realtor'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Groundskeeper” Jaconetti, Chris “Yard Work” Tyler and  Chris “Criminal Trespass” Honeywell are taking you on a tour of 1985’s HOUSE!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Stuffin'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Wishbone” Jaconetti, Chris “Turkey Trot” Tyler and  Chris “Honey Ham” Honeywell are on board for Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke  Jaconetti is off on assignment but his brother Jason  Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell are on board for the PROG-ROCK horror – DESTROY ALL NEIGHBORS!!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Double D” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Headlights” Jaconetti and Chris “I Think They’re Fake” Honeywell for a trip back to  1988’s ELVIRA – MISTRESS OF THE DARK!!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Totally Rad” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Gnarly” Jaconetti, Chris “Radical” Tyler and Chris “Gag me With A Spoon” Honeywell for a trip back to the 80’s with 2023’s TOTALLY KILLER!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month is HALLOWEEN so STRAP IN AND STRAP ON with Luke “Titty Twister” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Safe Word” Jaconetti, Chris “Ball Gag” Tyler and Chris “The Gimp” Honeywell for Clive Barker’s classic – HELLRAISER!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month the DEADITES load up the truck and move to the BIG CITY! Join your hosts- THEM JACONETTI BOYS – the URBANE Luke and Jason and CITY SLICKERS Chris Tyler and Honeywell! Fire up your chainsaws!     [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – WAX poetic and BURN THE CANDLES AT BOTH ENDS over 1988’s WAXWORK!        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – pull a recent entry from this year, the runaway AI GONE AMOK PANIC movie – M3GAN!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – pick up a late stage HORROR RACK HANGER-ON – 1997’s WISHMASTER!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – suit up in their jean jackets to watch Jordan Peele’s NOPE!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – get KNEE DEEP IN THE SHIT with the 1995 anthology TALES FROM THE HOOD!                

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – let their fingers do the walking with 2021’s BLACK PHONE!                

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  “Bacon Brothers” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Hickory smoked-twins” check out 1980’s cannibal family classic – MOTEL HELL!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  “The Nailgun Brothers” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Necronomi-spawns” check out 2013’s sequel/remake/reboot – EVIL DEAD!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,  “The Brothers Who Must Not Be Named” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Foul Twins” check out 1989’s Horror Rack Hanger On – WARLOCK!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, the “Human Remakes” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Reboot-Brothers” check out this year’s remake of the Stephen King classic – FIRESTARTER!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, the “Blowtorch Brothers” Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and  Chris Tyler and Honeywell – the”Molatov Twins” check out 1984’s Stephen King adaptation – FIRESTARTER!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts,Confectioners Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local mirror repairmen Chris Tyler and Honeywell check out the 2021 entry into the franchise – CANDYMAN!          

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Sweet Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local beekeepers Chris Tyler and Honeywell conjur up the classic original CANDYMAN!          

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Grandpa Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local slaughterhouse employees Chris Tyler and Honeywell fire up THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – this years TCM reboot/remake/sequel!        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Sergent Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and Cops On-The-Beat Chris Tyler and Honeywell pull over the MANIAC COP!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti Of The Living Dead and Spore-Heads-Chris Tyler and Honeywell check out a great zombie film from 2016 that has kind of slipped between the cracks – THE GIRL WITH ALL THE [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti-Clause and Santa-Chris Tyler and Honeywell pull out a YULTIDE FAVORITE! It’s SILENT NIGHT – DEADLY NIGHT, the one that almost made SISKEL & EBERT cry! Snuggle up with the family and [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell decide to just skip over the first Prom Night and just go for the Horror Rack Hanger-On – PROM NIGHT 2 – HELLO MARY LOU!