Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Nutty Buddy” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Candle Wax” Jaconetti , Chris “Bigger Boat” Tyler and Chris “Abomination” Honeywell are reporting on a SWEATY HANDFUL of 2026 trailers for upcoming horror flicks !!!!   

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Everyone’s A Comedian” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Cough” Jaconetti , Chris “Laughing Boy” Tyler and Chris “Stool Sample” Honeywell are getting their MONTHLY CHECKUPS from 1992’s DR. GIGGLES M.D. !!!!   

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Step-Son Of Kong” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Organ Grinder” Jaconetti and Chris “Dunston” Honeywell are GETTING THEIR CHIMP ON with 2026’s PRIMATE!!!!   

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Beneath The Ice” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Time It’s Personal” Jaconetti, Chris “I’m Baaaaaaaack” Tyler and Chris “I’m Sorry – I Can’t Help You” Honeywell are BACK IN THE BASEMENT for BLACK PHONE 2!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Dr. Giggles M.D.” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Milk-Man” Jaconetti, Chris “Two Chickens In A Baby Suit” Honeywell babysit Larry Cohen’s IT’S ALIVE!!!  Chris “Dilating” Tyler is on post-natal leave this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gladys Over” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “I Saw It Coming” Jaconetti, Chris “Thorny” Honeywell get WITCHY with 2025’s WEAPONS!!!  Chris “M.I.A.” Tyler is in the basement eating cold Campell’s soup  this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Share That With The Class” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Study Hall” Jaconetti, Chris “Dunce Cap” Honeywell babysit a SLEAZY 70’s SHOCKER – DEVIL TIMES FIVE!!! Chris “Hall Pass” Tyler is TRUANT this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Luke “Wishmaster General” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Mouth Of Madness” Jaconetti, Chris  “The Ringu Kid” Honeywell are joined by the legendary DAVID WEINER –  former editor of Famous Monsters Of Filmland and director of the upcoming [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “East Coast Slim” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Icepick Jay” Jaconetti, Chris “Big Daddy Hair” Tyler and Chris “Blind Wombat” Honeywell cover Ryan Coogler’s new movie – SINNERS!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Luke “Light It And Get Away” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Pythagorean Theory All Day” Jaconetti, Chris  “Fix It In Post” Honeywell are joined by the legendary MICHAEL GINGOLD – author, documentarian, former editor of Fangoria magazine [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Mighty Luke Young” Jaconetti is out on assignment, his brother Jason “A.P.E.” Jaconetti, Chris “Organ Grinder” Tyler and Chris “Shockma” Honeywell soldier on and cover Osgood Perkin’s new Stephen King joint – THE MONKEY!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke (Morton’s Salt) Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Louisville Slug” Jaconetti, Chris “Gastropod” Tyler and Chris  (Slime Trail) Honeywell as they go out for counterfeit escargot with 1988’s SLUGS!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Monsignor Luke  Jaconetti, his brother Elder Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “The Deacon” Tyler and His Holiness Chris  Honeywell as they go door to door for 20244’s HERETIC!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Cannibalistic” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “Underground” Tyler and Chris “Dweller” Honeywell as they take to the sewers for 1984’s C.H.U.D.!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Extra Garlic” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Transylvania Hideaway” Jaconetti, Chris “I Do Not Drink Wine….Coolers” Tyler and Chris “Plasma Brunch” Honeywell as they take a suck on 2024’s NOSFERATU!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Right On” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Outasight” Jaconetti, Chris “Give Up The Funk” Tyler and Chris “Jive Turkey” Honeywell as they dive into BLAXPLOITAION with 1972’s BLACULA!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Gym Shorts” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Walk It Off” Jaconetti, Chris “Squat Thrust” Tyler and Chris “Picked Last” Honeywell as they FIX THEIR MALE GAZES on 2024’s Oscar Nominated THE SUBSTANCE!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “January” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Punchbowl” Jaconetti, Chris “Tripping Balls” Tyler and Chris “The Final Countdown” Honeywell as they spend their New Years in HELL (L.A.)! with 1980’s NEW YEAR’S EVIL!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Birthday Boy” Jaconetti, his brother “Special Day” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Birthday Suit” Tyler and Chris “One To Grow On” Honeywell as they spend their birthdays with SATAN with Osgood Perkins’ LONGLEGS!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Megawatt” Jaconetti, his brother “Circuit Breaker” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Lightning In A Bottle” Tyler and Chris “Extension Cord” Honeywell as they plug in Wes Craven’s SHOCKER!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Power Walk” Jaconetti, his brother “Saunterin'” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Stroll On The Beach” Tyler and Chris “Long Walk Off A Short Pier” Honeywell as they take IN A VIOLENT NATURE one step at a time!   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Last Month’s Birthday'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Month’s Birthday”Jaconetti, Chris “Blow Out The Candles” Tyler and  Chris “Ant Poison Frosting” Honeywell are throwing a surprise party with – BLOODY BIRTHDAY!!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “The Raven'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “There’s A Cat In The Wall”Jaconetti, Chris “Buried Alive” Tyler and  Chris “Pass The Absinthe” Honeywell are going BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE with TH HOUSE OF USHER!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Luke “Hellborn'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Great Beast” Jaconetti, Chris “Ancient One” Tyler and  Chris “Captain Howdy” Honeywell are going live with LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL!