Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

This month join Chris Honeywell, Chris Tyler, Luke Jaconetti and Shawn Engel for a perennial favorite – Don Coscarelli’s PHANTASM! This legendary psychedelic horror/science fiction/whatever film introduces us to the BRAIN SUCKING FLYING BALL, THE MAGNIFICENT ANGUS SCRIMM. KIDS WITH GUNS and YELLOW BLOODED INTERDIMENSIONAL CORPSE JAWAS! Chill up some [...]

New York City, where the sewers flow with toxic waste and cruise boats from Crystal Lake routinely deliver graduating classes of High Schoolers! At least that’s how it goes in the world of Friday The 13th Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan! Join Shawn Engal, Luke Jaconetti, Chris Tyler and [...]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN! Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, The Hair Metal Hero and Chris Honeywell as they present their ANNUAL HALLOWEEN HORROR STORIES! This time it’s FOUR ORIGINAL STORIES – all different – but with the same title! The title was picked from suggestions on the [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they wrap up their journey into Italian horror with the infamous CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST! This legendary gut muncher saw the director in court to prove his actors were alive and spawned endless “found footage” movies! WARNING – Before you watch [...]

Join your HORROR HOSTS – SHAWN ENGEL, LUKE JACONETTI, CHRIS TYLER and CHRIS HONEYWELL as they get some TELEKINETIC THRILLS from FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII – THE NEW BLOOD! SEE – cut rate ROBERT VAUGHN – poor man’s JIM CARREY, Dr. JOYCE BROTHERS as MOM and THE SWINGIN’ SLEEPING [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they watch a tale told by a DEAD MAN – Aldo Lada’s SHORT NIGHT OF GLASS DOLLS! In this Italian oddity we’ve got Mrs. Ringo, Wolfman Jack, an EPIC MUSTACHE and SATANIC NAKED SENIOR CITIZENS – all with music [...]

JASON LIVES! Join El Jacone, The Chriskeeper, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Freakin’ Anthrax as they celebrate the return of the REAL DEAL! Find out why this one is HERO’S FAVORITE! Is it the “80’s VIBE”? Is it the “FOLDING COP”? Is it because ALICE COOPER gets a song [...]

This episode is brought to you by listener TIM ELLIOT! Join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they view one of Lucio Fulci’s weirdest and goriest films – THE BEYOND! This one is a head scratcher – scratch that – a HEAD-MELTER! What happens [...]

Horror Vault regulars Luke Jaconetti, Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell are joined by PODCASTING LEGEND Michael Bailey to tackle his FAVORITE JASON MOVIE – Friday The 13th V – A NEW BEGINNING! It’s all here – Jason fan fiction – gratuitous Muppet Show Music and a quick game [...]

Join the intrepid horror crew EL JACONE, JOE ANTHRAX, THE HAIR METAL HERO and THE CHRISKEEPER as they EYEBALL Fulci’s ZOMBI 2 (Zombi Flesh Eaters)! Many say that this movie is where Fulci JUMPED THE SHARK, but that is unfair – he actually WRESTLED THE SHARK TO DEATH with this [...]

Join your intrepid Jasophiles – El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and the Chriskeeper as they watch the (supposedly) ULTIMATE CHAPTER of Friday The 13th – PART 4 _ THE FINAL CHAPTER! Is anything scarier than a slasher film with Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover? The answer is [...]

It’s that most wonderful time of the year again! The FOUR FUCKED-UP FREAKS fron The Vault have brought you ANOTHER 4 tales of terror JUST IN TIME for Halloween once again! This year, The Chriskeeper reads his new CHILDREN’S BOOK – “SMILEY”, Luke Jaconetti digs up a classic with Poe’s [...]

This time – join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they forge forward in their Italio-Horror series with Dario Argento’s TENEBRE! Lesbians, crazed dogs, deviant sexuality, a Goblin soundtrack and roughly five swimming pools of blood are featured in this GRUESOME GIALLO! PLUS – [...]

Join your happy hosts L. Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and The Chriskeeper as they sling out a FRIDAY THE 13th SPECIAL. Yes, your Ipod is now CURSED since this episode was posted on the aforementioned date AND it’s featuring FRIDAY THE 13th 3D!! Put on the old [...]

Join The Chriskeeper, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and El Jacone as they walk you through the Oscar winning FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 – the film that forged new trails for the disabled in horror films! The body count is upped and the formula starts to take shape! [...]

Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell jet set off to Italy for Dario Argento’s classic – SUSPIRIA! This one has it all! Creepy kids – primary colors – music by Goblin – witches – gallons of blood – ballerinas and a barbed wire room! It’s [...]

In addition to the ongoing series of Italian horror, the Vault Crew (The Chriskeeper, El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Anthrax) have decided to up the output and cover some good ol’ American SLASHER FILMS – The Friday The 13th series! This time they start at the beginning [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they discuss Dario Argento’s bloody masterpiece PROFONDO ROSSO, also known as DEEP RED and many other names. It’s an antipasto of bizarre puppets, psychic slashings, creepy kid music and walled-up family secrets with a side of romantic comedy! Our series on [...]

Join your BLOOD SOAKED BUDDIES, Luke Jaconetti, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they take a look at the final MARIO BAVA movie in their ongoing Italio-horror series – BAY OF BLOOD or TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE! Could this film be the inspiration for the [...]

THE VAULT IS BACK! Join the GRUE CREW – El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they plunge into another Italian masterpiece – KILL BABY, KILL! It’s the first Italian film on the Vault in GLORIOUS, BLOODY COLOR! It’s all here – creepy corpse kid, [...]

Just in time for Christmas, the Horror Vault crew – Joe Anthrax – The Hair Metal Hero – L Jacone and The Chriskeeper haul out a CHRISTMAS CLASSIC- Joe Dante’s GREMLINS!Want an antidote to “It’s A Wonderful Life”, this is the movie for you! PODCAST NOT FOR SALE! DO NOT [...]

Are you ready for more Bava? This time join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax and the Chriskeeper as they (along with a mugger) tackle “The Girl Who Knew Too Much”! This is a Mario Bava black and white classic that pays a loving homage to Alfred Hitchcock. It’s all here, murder, [...]

It’s Halloween again and the Vault crew have prepared a new batch of audio horrors! This time Joe Anthrax serves up an Edgar Allen Poe classic featuring an actor with a REAL BRITISH ACCENT! Class! Luke Jaconetti weaves another story into his emerging TAPESTRY OF TERROR that will CHILL YOUR [...]

Join El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, the Chris-Keeper and NEW Horror Vault regular Joe Anthrax as they begin their trip through the DiManzicorp motherland – ITALY! This time it’s master director MARIO BAVA’S seminal BLACK SUNDAY, starring Barbara Steele – and she really NAILS this role and creates her [...]

Now that the Summer’s almost over and you’ve had some time to let Prometheus digest in the molecular acid of your mind, let’s look back at the movies that paved the way. Join Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they share fond (mostly) memories [...]