Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Nutty Buddy” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Candle Wax” Jaconetti , Chris “Bigger Boat” Tyler and Chris “Abomination” Honeywell are reporting on a SWEATY HANDFUL of 2026 trailers for upcoming horror flicks !!!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Nutty Buddy” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Candle Wax” Jaconetti , Chris “Bigger Boat” Tyler and Chris “Abomination” Honeywell are reporting on a SWEATY HANDFUL of 2026 trailers for upcoming horror flicks !!!!   

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Everyone’s A Comedian” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Cough” Jaconetti , Chris “Laughing Boy” Tyler and Chris “Stool Sample” Honeywell are getting their MONTHLY CHECKUPS from 1992’s DR. GIGGLES M.D. !!!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Everyone’s A Comedian” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Cough” Jaconetti , Chris “Laughing Boy” Tyler and Chris “Stool Sample” Honeywell are getting their MONTHLY CHECKUPS from 1992’s DR. GIGGLES M.D. !!!!   

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Step-Son Of Kong” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Organ Grinder” Jaconetti and Chris “Dunston” Honeywell are GETTING THEIR CHIMP ON with 2026’s PRIMATE!!!!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Step-Son Of Kong” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Organ Grinder” Jaconetti and Chris “Dunston” Honeywell are GETTING THEIR CHIMP ON with 2026’s PRIMATE!!!!   

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Beneath The Ice” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Time It’s Personal” Jaconetti, Chris “I’m Baaaaaaaack” Tyler and Chris “I’m Sorry – I Can’t Help You” Honeywell are BACK IN THE BASEMENT for BLACK PHONE 2!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Beneath The Ice” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Time It’s Personal” Jaconetti, Chris “I’m Baaaaaaaack” Tyler and Chris “I’m Sorry – I Can’t Help You” Honeywell are BACK IN THE BASEMENT for BLACK PHONE 2!!!   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Dr. Giggles M.D.” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Milk-Man” Jaconetti, Chris “Two Chickens In A Baby Suit” Honeywell babysit Larry Cohen’s IT’S ALIVE!!!  Chris “Dilating” Tyler is on post-natal leave this month.        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Dr. Giggles M.D.” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Milk-Man” Jaconetti, Chris “Two Chickens In A Baby Suit” Honeywell babysit Larry Cohen’s IT’S ALIVE!!!  Chris “Dilating” Tyler is on post-natal leave this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gladys Over” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “I Saw It Coming” Jaconetti, Chris “Thorny” Honeywell get WITCHY with 2025’s WEAPONS!!!  Chris “M.I.A.” Tyler is in the basement eating cold Campell’s soup  this month.         [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gladys Over” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “I Saw It Coming” Jaconetti, Chris “Thorny” Honeywell get WITCHY with 2025’s WEAPONS!!!  Chris “M.I.A.” Tyler is in the basement eating cold Campell’s soup  this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Share That With The Class” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Study Hall” Jaconetti, Chris “Dunce Cap” Honeywell babysit a SLEAZY 70’s SHOCKER – DEVIL TIMES FIVE!!! Chris “Hall Pass” Tyler is TRUANT this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Share That With The Class” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Study Hall” Jaconetti, Chris “Dunce Cap” Honeywell babysit a SLEAZY 70’s SHOCKER – DEVIL TIMES FIVE!!! Chris “Hall Pass” Tyler is TRUANT this month.       [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Luke “Wishmaster General” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Mouth Of Madness” Jaconetti, Chris  “The Ringu Kid” Honeywell are joined by the legendary DAVID WEINER –  former editor of Famous Monsters Of Filmland and director of the upcoming [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Luke “Wishmaster General” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Mouth Of Madness” Jaconetti, Chris  “The Ringu Kid” Honeywell are joined by the legendary DAVID WEINER –  former editor of Famous Monsters Of Filmland and director of the upcoming [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “East Coast Slim” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Icepick Jay” Jaconetti, Chris “Big Daddy Hair” Tyler and Chris “Blind Wombat” Honeywell cover Ryan Coogler’s new movie – SINNERS!              

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “East Coast Slim” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Icepick Jay” Jaconetti, Chris “Big Daddy Hair” Tyler and Chris “Blind Wombat” Honeywell cover Ryan Coogler’s new movie – SINNERS!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Mighty Luke Young” Jaconetti is out on assignment, his brother Jason “A.P.E.” Jaconetti, Chris “Organ Grinder” Tyler and Chris “Shockma” Honeywell soldier on and cover Osgood Perkin’s new Stephen King joint – THE MONKEY!!     [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Mighty Luke Young” Jaconetti is out on assignment, his brother Jason “A.P.E.” Jaconetti, Chris “Organ Grinder” Tyler and Chris “Shockma” Honeywell soldier on and cover Osgood Perkin’s new Stephen King joint – THE MONKEY!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke (Morton’s Salt) Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Louisville Slug” Jaconetti, Chris “Gastropod” Tyler and Chris  (Slime Trail) Honeywell as they go out for counterfeit escargot with 1988’s SLUGS!!!                   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke (Morton’s Salt) Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Louisville Slug” Jaconetti, Chris “Gastropod” Tyler and Chris  (Slime Trail) Honeywell as they go out for counterfeit escargot with 1988’s SLUGS!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month  Monsignor Luke  Jaconetti, his brother Elder Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “The Deacon” Tyler and His Holiness Chris  Honeywell as they go door to door for 20244’s HERETIC!!!