Vanessa Guadalupe

Vanessa’s Lack Thereof

Society EN ↓ 486 episodes

“But where [was she] going without ever knowing the way?” —Fastball, The Way

Author

Vanessa Guadalupe

Category

Society

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Latest episode

Apr 26, 2026

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Episodes

Not My Fucking “Friends”!!! 08.01.2023

Just a random thought that’s been bothering me that really doesn’t matter but I still said it 🤷🏽‍♀️😲

I’m Opening Up About My Absent Parent 05.01.2023

Today is my biological sperm donor’s birthday and I am getting more real and personal than I ever have with you ladies. Hopefully you now understand why I am the way I am and it helps motivate you to be better in whatever fashion that is. But really, I’m hoping to persuade you ladies to treat your baby’s father with the highest caliber of respect if he’s wanting and IS active in your child or chil...

Ladies: Don’t Become Miserable Twats 03.01.2023

I’m again here clarifying the dating game as it pertains to men and women. You ladies seem to be hella confused and it’s time you learn what’s up. Quit being mislead by mainstream ideology as well as bitter old hags who’ve fucked up their chances and want you to be just as miserable and angry as they are. You can pave a better way for yourself as well as others. Let’s end this toxic cycle of women...

A Warning ⚠️ 01.01.2023

This is a call to a specific group of dumb bitches and anyone else dumb enough to fuck with me when I’ve just been minding my damn business. This episode shines a bright light on the darker aspects of who I am but I said what I said and I’ll stand by it to the death!!!! Oh and happy new year 🎆

Abstract Thinking 💭 01.01.2023

A discussion about the significance of being humble enough to realize you can’t blindly trust people, things, institutions, etc. Even the things we “know” with certainty could be incorrect or not the whole so it might be highly beneficial for you to keep your curious mind open and ensure what you believe and think are actually what YOU want to think and believe

Tell Him You Bitch!!!! 29.12.2022

Just me going off on you ladies — bitches — for acting as if you are the only one entitled to children. I want to be on your side but I swear you make it so Fucking impossible (internally screaming) 😤😡🤬🤬

Strength in Being True 2 You 24.12.2022

This episode meant to be somewhat inspiring but I feel like it’s gibberish

People R People 15.12.2022

In this episode I discuss how Dale Carnegie’s people skills have dramatically changed mine and the ones I love the most lives. Understanding human behavior and psychology is the number one game changer. Let’s try n be kinder to ourselves, one another and ESPECIALLY the fucking biggest assholes ever 😊💃🏽🕺🏽🙌🏾

Tell Me What’s Your Fantasy 14.12.2022

Hey ladies 👋🏾 I’m back talking about sexual pleasure for us after seeing a lecture on the impact of sexual fantasies in long term committed relationships. Let’s stop repressing and focus on expressing 💘🧿

Happy Not Equal to Fleeing 12.12.2022

I’m back bitches!!!!! Didn’t die and I have more to say… full disclosure I was in no real danger of dying in any literal way don’t know why I said that… Anywho, I’m talking to you ladies about how you can figure out your personal happiness whilst keeping your life, family, and commitments because apparently, y’all didn’t know you could do both 🔊♥️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

Candace Cameron Bure “Drama” 06.12.2022

A rant on the letter Community (lgbtqrs etc etc) behaving ridiculous because it’s not that fucking serious

Attack on Free Speech 04.12.2022

Really wrestled with posting this one. Sometimes I hate this fucking shit yet I also understand it’s (potentially) necessary at times. I’m just worrying about how free speech may be a farce and how there’s definitely shit you can’t or aren’t allowed to say and I just find that to be complete bullshit. I just wanted to let the world know and now you do 🧿🥶

Dummycrats & Repukicans 01.12.2022

A rant on democrats and republicans and how it is sickening to watch. Mostly I’m blaming democrats though I know both sides have their dumb ass moments. It’s just right now democrats are winning the idiot title I’m sure republicans will have their time too though. Nevertheless I could be silent and stand idle no longer. ⛔️ warning: this MIGHT just piss you the fuck off so try not to take it too p...

Fuck Your “Be Nice” Bullshit 01.12.2022

Me ranting about a character’s perspective in an episode of a Netflix show that I watched. I keep coughing and sound like straight dog shit so be aware it’s annoying. Also there is a part that sounds like farts in the background and I can’t stop laughing 🤪

1st Time Meeting *Their* Fam 28.11.2022

Here I discuss couples meeting each other’s family for the first time and how to not only survive but thrive. It’s a bitch to tackle like most things in this “reality” yet worth trying. Hope these insights help you thoroughly and “may the odds be ever in your favor” 🎭😬😅💙

Whimsical Weirdo 🧝🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️🧜🏽‍♀️ 27.11.2022

Just a story about black widows, perspectives and oddsense (like nonsense but odd) 🤷🏽‍♀️

Just “Checking In” Again 🤷🏽‍♀️ 21.11.2022

Ramblings of a weirdo 🧚🏽‍♀️

Pregnancy is Respectable 16.11.2022

Me trying to convince young girls and women to avoid being hoes again especially because pregnancy is a thing. Society and culture tell young girls it’s empowering to be hoes, make money, be a boss bitch but what they don’t tell you is the dire consequences you are likely to face in the long-term because of these ill advised choices. I just want to make sure young girls know the whole story before...

Orgasms Part 6: Finishing One Hour Orgasm Book 11.11.2022

Finally finished this 1988 sex book and I’m happy to say it is over and done with so it’s not looming over me anymore. Pretty intense, insightful, disappointing, overwhelming; all the feels really 😮‍💨🫀👀🧠

Men: I apologize; Women: You Can Do Better — I Believe in You 10.11.2022

An episode for both men and women. An apology to any men I’ve treated poorly and didn’t deserve it. And a conversation to women about how we view men collectively. Fuck this goddamn place (Earth) and let’s try seeing things from a new lens.

Dumb Poor Sheeple 🐑 10.11.2022

It’s been a few days since I could muster up the courage to speak again and I’ll admit I’m a bit annoyed (and possibly harsh) but I can’t escape this damn calling. So here I am doing my best to keep moving forward with love even though I’m mostly convinced this shit show life ain’t bout that. Here’s to losing more people and discovering the ones actually meant to be with us in our own little crazy...

Orgasms Part 5 04.11.2022

The continuation of the 1988 sex book. Ugh. “It sucks to be me right now” (Nacho Libre voice)

You’re Breaking My Heart Ladies 💔❤️‍🩹 02.11.2022

Yet another episode of my trying to illuminate to women that being a hoe is one of the worst choices you can make because the specific consequences are too dire. It is worth it to see the whole truth and ponder for yourself the best ways to adjust. Maybe I come off a bit cold but I don’t mean to. I mean kinda but definitely not judging. For I have done plenty of shitty dumb things it would be comp...

Orgasms Part 4 31.10.2022

Still reading the 1988 sex book and it is getting a bit rough!

Orgasms Part 3 30.10.2022

Just me continuing Dr. Schwartz book on orgasms and the Venus butterfly technique

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