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Brian and Ryan recap the latest on The Valley as the gang celebrate's Zack's birthday before and after he splits his head open. Danny can't stop dancing. But against all odds... everyone loves it? Follow us on Instagram and send in your Valley questions for our bi-weekly mailbag.

Brian and Ryan recap the latest two episodes of The Valley as the gang gears up for a triple-birthday Mexico trip that already feels cursed. Zack and Jasmine get ass facials, Janet reveals a bisexual crush on Michelle, Jesse's broke, Kristen and Luke spiral, Brittany wants to make out, Danny yells "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooooo" like he's being paid per usage, and a biblical thun...

Brian and Ryan talk about episodes nine and ten of the valley season three, diving into Brittany and Jason both going under the knife for major surgeries, Danny's increasingly sneaky behavior around his drinking, and the devastating loss of Zack's beloved Monster Energy fridge.

Brian and Ryan recap the latest two episodes of The Valley, breaking down the messy end of the San Diego trip after Lacy's arrival, Kristen trying to manage her postpartum frustration, and Danny Darko's full heel turn after a devastating beauty pageant loss.

Brian and Ryan sit down with Summer "Nail Salon Girl" Moran and recap The Valley Season 3, Episodes 5–6. Give Summer a follow on IG at @summermoran

Brian and Ryan are back in The Valley, breaking down Season 3, Episodes 1–4. 

Brian and Ryan recap the Season 12 finale of Vanderpump Rules (and Reunion Parts 1-2)

Brian and Ryan recap the latest four episodes of Vanderpump Rules , break down surprise cameos from Tom Schwartz, Donut, and Ken, and debate the one question that truly matters: are dinosaurs real?

Brian and Ryan catch up on Vanderpump Rules. These kids are crazy!

Brian and Ryan recap all 3 parts of the RHOSLC reunion and share their final Season 6 rankings. 

Brian and Ryan continue to try and figure out who these new kids at Sur are and what they want.

Brian and Ryan talk about the final two episodes of RHOSLC Season 6. 

A Recap of VPR Season 12 Episodes 1-2. Brian and Ryan meet the new SUR-verse, including half-cousins Jason and Chris (OnlyFans alumni), the Doute-esque chaos agent Natalie, and Marcus, who is literally just training people to drink on the job.

Greece, a Cartier watch fight, donkeys, Britani's 367-man reveal, and more as we cover RHOSLC S6 Episodes 13–14.

Heather hot takes, Muzzy's ongoing evolution, and Bronwyn's chaotic " Spilling The Tea Party" all get the deep dive treatment in this ep covering RHOSLC S6 Episodes 11-12. We also accidentally record our live reaction to Netflix's controversial deal to acquire Warner Bros. and unpack what it could mean for the future of reality TV. Here's the link to Kimura's "The Dragon" we reference:  https://ww...

Brian and Ryan dive into RHOSLC Episodes 9–10, where Meredith becomes the FAA's worst nightmare, Britani... or is it Brittani? Britani can't be a name i think it's Brittani.... oh, just googled... it IS with one "t"... Britani finally gets the attention she's been auditioning for since Season 1, and the rest of the cast throws a potluck of emotional support and put together a build-a bear-army to...

This week, Brian and Ryan dive into RHOSLC Episodes 7 & 8 (the Below Deck crossover episode nobody asked for). Move over The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones ... this crossover is better! We got Todd farts and zombie parties. 

...who is Soup Man?

Brian and Ryan dive into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episodes 3 and 4. Don't miss our Muzzy Hot Takes.

On this week's episode, Brian and Ryan dive into their dream sequel for The Town 2 debating Doug MacRay's fate, what a new heist could look like in Boston, and how the next generation of thieves might shake things up. 

Brian and Ryan close out Bravo's The Valley Season 2 finale, "There's No Zen in Resentment" (get it? zen…resentment…ha...that's good). Then they dive into the reunion... technically three episodes, but let's be real, it's just one long episode stretched into a trilogy.

Brian and Ryan recap episodes 13 and 14 of The Valley Season 2.

Brian and Ryan weigh in on Aaron's crazy eyes and whether or not Janet and Jason Caperna made the right call by skipping Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick's engagement party.

Brian and Ryan are back to break down all the insane details of The Valley (Season 2). This week, they dive into the return of Jax Taylor, the thrilling continuation of the Jason wedding ring plotline, and crown their personal MVPs of Episodes 9 and 10. Buckle up, tune in, and find out who earns the title of "The Wow Guy."

Brian and Ryan dive into the delicious mess of The Valley Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8, including why Janet is the absolute worst and the emotional chaos of Five Easy Pieces. You gotta wonder   how Jack Nicholson might've handled Jax...