Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
V N APE
A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…
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Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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May 22, 2026
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Episodes
EPISODE 81 | "Disabled Shawty" (Feat. Ron) 10.08.2024 1:49:11
V N APE sit down to discuss: Sex with a disabled shawty (because the guys do not discriminate!), the "struggle session" that Olympian Angela Carini went through which then leads into Ape talking about "struggle sessions" his father went through while living in Cuba, Holocaust deniers & Hitler, Anal Sex, The Epicureans & their view on romantic relationships, + so much mo...
EPISODE 80 | "Deez Nuts University" (Feat. Ron) 19.07.2024 1:58:27
Another week, another episode of these 2 guys talking shit on a Saturday night. A couple hours before this recording, Donald Trump was shot at one of his rallies in Pensylvania so the boys give their quick thoughts on it! V N APE then discuss: Trap Lore Ross, Schizophrenia, the viral video of a man swiftly running away after nutting on a woman's leg at a Dollar Tree, causality (for like the 5...
EPISODE 79 | "Antinatalism" 10.07.2024 2:11:35
In the latest episode from the Anti-Communist boys, V N APE sit down to discuss: Adam22 interviewing Pop Smokes killer, Russia banning transgender people from adopting, Eric Weinstein & Terrence Howard on the Joe Rogan podcast, Antinatalism from the view of David Benetar, weird symbolism that were placed in music videos in the 2010s, Antisemitism rising on X, Jeffrey Epstein possibly being con...
EPISODE 78 | "Booger Boy" 02.07.2024 1:52:39
Back at our regular studio spot, them V N APE boys are back to give you their unfiltered opinions on all the shenanigans going on in the world! The boys discuss: a new trend called “Raw Dogging Flights”, a funny clip about LeBron playing chess, recruiting mail V received from the Church of Scientology, psychopaths, a quote from Soren Kierkegaard about walking, a quote from Schopenhauer on the art...
EPISODE 77 | "The Delicacy Of Taste" 10.06.2024 1:41:25
LIVE from The Booth Studios in Miami! V N APE sit down to discuss: A tweet that V made about Alex Jones not being responsible for anything Sandy Hook related, The Unabomber, Implicit Bias, A video where Jack Dorsey explains how social media algorithims are draining people of their “Free Will”, & end it off with a small deep dive into David Hume’s views on aesthetics + much more! Follow us on X...
EPISODE 76 | "No Diddy" (Feat. 1leob & Ron) 28.05.2024 2:12:04
Back from a little hiatus, the boys are back to give you the coolest podcast in the world! Joined by Leonardo Dicappio & Tanget Man, the boys end up discussing: The President of Iran dying in a helicopter crash, Persona according to Carl Jung, Jordan Peterson not being direct on what he believes in, Ape & Ron remember Ron getting hypnotized by a magician during college days, Orthodox Jews...
EPISODE 75 | "HIGH OFF LIFE" (Feat. LYF3 & 1leob) 25.04.2024 2:27:46
On this special day of 4/20, the boys are joined by one of their longtime good friends from high school, LYF3! As blunts are in rotation, the boys catch up & discuss: Apes LSD trip that LYF3 was apart of, funny highschool moments, the guy who burned himself outside the courthouse of Trumps trial, Chris Browns diss toward Quavo, Free Will, Adolf Hitler since it is his birthday, + so much more!...
EPISODE 74 | "Midnight Mike & ModernGenitalia" (Feat. 1leob) 11.04.2024 2:10:42
On this episode of V N APE , Leo is back! The boys discuss: J. Cole's new tape "Might Delete Later" where he replies to Kendrick's shots on a song called "7 Minute Drill" which leads the boys to compare both artists (**BTW THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE J. COLE APOLOGIZED TO KENDRICK AT DREAMVILLE FESTIVAL**). We then discuss: Milo Yiannopoulos, Boosie getting escorts for h...
EPISODE 73 | "TRAINS" (Feat. OfficialHeir) 29.03.2024 2:25:05
On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by Heir! A Cuban-American rapper + podcaster who's from the Hialeah area as well! They end up discussing: Illegal immigration, China, why Heir believes in God, the moon landing being fake, the best rap album ever produced, moral dilemmas + so much more! Follow V N APE on Instagram & X (Twitter): @VNAPEPODCAST Follow Heir: Instagram: @Officia...
EPISODE 72 | "The Afterlife Tier List" 13.03.2024 1:43:30
Another week, another episode of V N APE YOU DUMMY!!!!! We begin the podcast with a valid question...what’s the best drug to beat off on? After that we discuss: Ryan Garcia's tweets about Bohemian Grove & aliens, Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson, the Kellog CEO telling people to eat cereal for dinner, the suicide pod, and a tier list where we ranked the possible scenarios after death + so much mor...
EPISODE 71 | "Lil Rod" (Feat. 1leob) 04.03.2024 1:18:06
BACK from regular life & working...them V N APE boys are back to POD & give you that REAL S#!T! All jokes aside, welcome to EPISODE 71. We end up discussing: Joe Rogans most recent episode with Katt Williams, Allegations/lawsuits against Diddy arise again but this time from his producer who's ironically named "Lil Rod", the tragic suicide of Aaron Bushnell; a member of the U...
EPISODE 70 | "Absurdism is Absurd" (Feat. 1leob) 31.01.2024 1:42:21
Back again with another episode for ya headtop! The V N APE boys end up discussing: The Civil War that's going on at the Border between Biden & Texas, Trump losing in court to E. Jean Carroll, The Ben Shapiro Vs. Destiny Debate, The max amount of times they've masturbated in a day, Absurdism, Schopenhauer + so much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (Twitter): https://twitter.com/vnapePODC...
EPISODE 69 | "The Wheel Of Ass" (Feat. Abel) 15.01.2024 2:01:09
Them V N APE boys are BACK this week with another episode for ya! Joined by Abel, a talented painter, the boys get straight into it & discuss: the Jews who got arrested over a secret tunnel in a Brooklyn synagogue, glory holes, the feeling of being high on Heroin, having sex with a 300+ pound woman, the Bible, the recent bombing on Yemen, + so much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (Twitter): https...
EPISODE 68 | "The Epstein List & Rituals" 07.01.2024 2:14:52
Welcome to our first recorded episode of the new year! The boys get straight into the releasing of some names on The Epstein List & give their reactions to it. They then discuss: Rituals, Trump getting taken off state ballots, the viral video of a guy attacking a judge in court + much more! V N APE then end it off by revisiting old songs they've made a decade ago in high school to see ho...
EPISODE 67 | "Michael Jackson Vs. Karl Marx" (Feat. 1leob) 19.12.2023 1:45:21
On this episode of V N APE , the boys discuss: what the meaning of life is while V tries to defend absurdity, who had the bigger impact; Michael Jackson or Karl Marx?, Kanye back with another rant during his album party, is getting your ass licked/ate by a female considered gay?, is paying for pussy in a third world country considered abuse + much more! Enjoy Follow us on X (Twitter): https://twit...
EPISODE 66 | "I'd Smash Sara Jay" (Feat. 1leob) 05.12.2023 2:08:43
Slow news week but the boys are still here to bring you that NEW V N APE each week! Joined by Leo, the boys discuss: Terrance Howards' "Terryology" & his whole theory on how 1 x 1 = 2, whether not we'd fuck Sara Jay since a lot of people on twitter claim she's not attractive, Derek Chauvin getting stabbed, our friend Yoshi's suggestions/critique on how to make the...
EPISODE 65 | "FUCK ADP" (Feat. David, 1leob, & Ron) 28.11.2023 1:17:36
Due to technical difficulties, V failed to save last weeks pod but we are finally back with another episode! We are joined by a new friend of the show, David. We end up discussing: the fattest chick we’d smash, playing the Ouija board live on the pod (should we?), David’s religious views, Diddy’s Lawsuit, & other random things that come up in our head. The boys are then joined by Leo & Ron...
EPISODE 64 | "The Ethics Of Snitching" (Feat. 1leob) 02.11.2023 1:37:47
On this episode of V N APE , the boys are joined by Leo once again! They end up discussing: The Ethics of Snitching & Hypotheticals Regarding It, additional thoughts/updates on Israel vs. Palestine, Freemasons Going Woke, + MORE! Follow us on X (twitter): https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!
EPISODE 63 | "Israel Vs. Palestine" (Feat. 1leob & Ron) 25.10.2023 2:58:33
On this packed episode of V N APE , the boys are joined by the homies Leo & Ron! The boys discuss: Israel Vs. Palestine, Free Will, The Authenticity of Mouthy Buddha videos, The Perfect Ass To Titties Ratio, The U.S. becoming 'Minority White' in the future, David Hume (like always lol), & much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (twitter): https://twitter.com/vnapepodcast Ask Us ANYTHING...
EPISODE 62 | "Big Mike Running For President" (Feat. Homo Erectus) 19.09.2023 1:37:54
On this episode of V N APE , the boys are joined by none other than Apes little brother Homo Erectus! The discussion ends up consisting of: The Philosophy Of Science, The Upcoming Presidential Election, Rumors On Michelle Obama running?, Genital Mutilation, D.A.R.E, Thoughts On The Previous Episode w/Treezy, + much more! Enjoy. Follow us on Twitter: https://x.com/vnapepodcast Ask Us ANYTHING!
EPISODE 61 | "Debate/Discussion w/ a Marxist-Leninist" (Feat. Treezy) 04.09.2023 2:27:45
On this episode of V N APE , the Anti-Communist boys are joined by Lord Treezy, a Cuban American Marxist-Leninist organizer & rapper. We discussed & debated: Communism, Market Economies, Cubas Political Economy, Imperialism, Human Rights + much more! Enjoy! Follow Treezy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lordtreezy/ Follow V N APE on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapepodcast Ask Us A...
EPISODE 60 | "Glock Dookie" 28.08.2023 1:31:48
LIVE from BMB STUDIOS in Miami, V N APE R back to pod this week! V gets a call from his brother Jay live from jail where he gives us an update on how he's doing & a quick discussion about a Glock Dookie. After that the boys discuss: Donald Trump's Viral Mugshot, The Republican Debate, Lockdowns/Mask Mandates coming back?, Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud + much more! Follow us on Twitter - ...
EPISODE 59 | "The Velascos" (Feat. J-Starz) 07.08.2023 1:20:38
On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by none other than V's big brother J-Starz! We discuss: Jay growing up in Cuba, Jay's thoughts on Communism, legalizing all drugs, jail stories, when we should be expecting new music from Jay, Trump getting indicted for the fourth time, + many more topics! Enjoy! Follow J-Starz on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/j__starz/ Follow J-Star...
EPISODE 58 | "Philosophy Vs. Science" 24.07.2023 2:17:20
After a little break from everyday life and work, V N APE are finally back to pod. On this episode the boys discuss: Philosophy vs. Science, V's first ever psychedelic (psilocybin) experience he had with the homie Ron, Assisted Suicide in Canada, the Adam22 situation, the Grammys making A.I contributed songs eligible for Grammy awards, + many more topics! Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter: https://...
EPISODE 57 | "The Ethics Of Pig F***ing" (Feat. Gian) 06.06.2023 1:43:22
LIVE from The Booth Studios in Miami, FL. That boy Gian came down from Orlando to Hialeah and made sure to stop by to pod w/ the boys! With that being said...On this episode, the boys discuss: Pride Month, Al Pacino having a kid with a 29 year old, Neuralink getting approved by the FDA, an Andrew Tate debate between V N APE, and a philosophical debate on whether bestiality should be legal and if i...
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