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Folks, we're done in space-it's time to head back to Etheria! Micah, Frosta and Swift Wind prove to be entirely incompetent at this whole "rebelling" thing, as Horde Prime starts Assuming Direct Control of all Etherians! Mermista and Sea Hawk viciously hunt down and kidnap all of their exes! Nobody just kind of admits to (probably) every crime they've ever committed with almost no prompting whatso...

Happy Holidays, Weirdos! In a break from our normal programming, Vivian and Nobody are headed to the North Pole, AND some totally different shows! We each blind-picked a cartoon holiday special to discuss, and went into this episode without knowing anything about what the other was doing! Come join us to learn about Elf Hibernation Cycles, destroying the value of collectors objects by trying to pr...

Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Darla, her short-term mission: try desperately not to get blown up. Join the Best Friend Squad's space adventure...as they immediately run out of Dilithium Crystals and need to refuel. Join Vivian and Patch to talk about Space Weirdos, terrible awful no-good very bad rescue plans, and finding out that the Butch was in you all along!...

We're going to spaaaaaace! Season five really kicks off as Catra has the faintest hint of a redemption arc, Dark Glimmer just kind of fizzles out immediately, and Entrapta learns how to have friends! Spoilers-it means literally almost dying for them before they recognize you as one of their own. Vivian and Nobody mostly just giggle about Horde Prime's giant metal space dicks. Plus, social media dr...

It's a new day on Etheria! The Superweapon is heating up, the planet is transferring itself into realspace, the Planet Destruction System is engaged...what could go wrong? Come join Vivian and Patch to talk about finally realizing you screwed up, getting kidnapped by queer-coded Palpatine, and forgetting the difference between Power and Protection! Plus, Social Media Talk 2: Electric Birdaloo! Fin...

It's Beast Island time! Adora and Bow head to metaphorical hell to rescue Entrapta, and meet an unexpected ally! Vivian and Nobody get some pre-pokemon talk in! Nobody gets to wax poetic about Eternian Wildlife! It's all here, folks! Oh, and also Glimmer fully commits to her "use the galactic genocide laser" plan despite the advice of literally everyone around her, but that's kind of incidental ne...

Welcome back to Etheria! We're making pie today! It's a very special day! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about time-distortion disorder, caches of ancient magical power, and robbing the queen! Also, what to do when your robot girlfriend comes back from conversion therapy! CONTENT WARNING Starting at approximately 1 hour 23 minutes there is a brief discussion of "bug" taxonomy, focusing on spiders a...

In our actual, factual, longest episode ever, it's time to head back to the Boiling Isles! Vivian and Patch are joined by Jules and Aurora to talk about adventures in the human realm! It's a little chaotic to get four weirdos on on show, but that doesn't mean it's not a good time! Join us to talk about Fake Star Trek, Worm Power, and learning not to keep secrets (again)! Plus, Disney's first nonbi...

Welcome back to the Boiling Isles! In a very special crossover episode, Kyle from Quest Friends returns to guide Vivian and Patch through a brand new type of adventure! That's right, this one's an Actual Play episode! Meet Verity and Bannock, the weirdos of Hexside, and get ready to see a brand new side of the Boiling Isles! This episode is run using the Under the Neighborhood system, by Kyle Deck...

In our longest-delayed episode ever, join Vivian and Nobody for an emergency meeting as we discuss: who's the imposter? Not for very long though, because it's like, SUPER obvious. They also talk about siding with your bestie's abusive mom, how to speak seagull, and BOY'S NIGHT!!! it is...a boys night, that is a thing that happens. As with every Shadow Weaver episode, there is some discussion of ma...

In our longest She-Ra episode ever, it's time for things to get even gayer! Light Hope is on the fritz, and maybe willing to answer some questions for once! Rogelio tells Kyle that he wants to make out as they face imminent death! Scorpia realizes that sometimes protecting your friends means protecting them FROM your friends! On top of that, Vivian and Patch talk about tagging Seattle, an update i...

It's a new day in Etheria, and that can only mean one thing-new gays! Flutterina joins the squad, as Glimmer starts her heel turn and Double Trouble gets up to who even knows what. It's a wild ride! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about new robots, kidnapping an entire village in under ten minutes, and inventing EMPs on magic world! Also, RIP Bow! Again!   On this episode we discuss S4E3 Flutterina...

Welcome back to the Crimson Wastes! It's coronation week here on Us Weirdos, so join Vivian and Patch to talk about people making your hardships all about themselves! They'll also chat about nonbinary lizards, putting your phone on silent, and wanting to make out with yourself! Plus, the Guardian of Bright Moon and their less than ideal commute to get to work!   On this episode we discuss S4E1 The...

Welcome to a perfect world! Join Vivian and Nobody as they wake up in a world where everything is perfect and the royalty is gone! Also, they watch She-ra. Join us to talk about incredible k/d ratios, meeting someone and instantly hating them, and choosing annihilation over your own happiness! On this episode we discuss S3E5 Remember and S3E6 The Portal Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, or at usw...

Everyone is lesbians, when you're in the desert! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about the best friend squad's desert vacation, where they'll meet an even BIGGER lesbian than Adora-I mean literally, she's like nine feet tall. We also talk about becoming queen of the desert, actually doing math before you run your experiments, and blowing up the planet just to get a win! CONTENT WARNING: there is dis...

Welcome to a whole new (kind of) season! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about the massive events that have happened in Vivian's life recently! Oh, and She-ra is there too. Today we're discussing crushing on lesbians who are three feet taller than you, overcoming your evil mom's mind games, and also aliens? Probably? CONTENT WARNING: There's a lot of surgery talk in this episode. That mostly consis...

Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world of flashbacks! In this episode, we're going to talk about two trans people whose parents handled their situations very differently! Somehow Bow has become the most trans person on the show? Join Vivian and Patch/Nobody to talk about Hordak: bad boss, lunch tattoos, and tiddies! CONTENT WARNING: Emotional abuse. The first of these episodes is largely about...

Welcome to Boob Talk! This week, we're talking all about our tiddies. And also I guess She-ra. It's D&D night in Etheria, so all of our jokes finally become too meta to live! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about making your tech accessible to your scorpion generals, The Death of Bow, and drunk teenagers (again)! Plus, you can tell this is a fantasy show, because six different people want to be the...

Welcome back to Dryl! Today we're discovering that your dead friends are still alive and now they're shilling cryptocurrency! Can your cryptobro friend be brought back from the edge? Does she care that she's 30 and hangs out with a bunch of teenagers? Plus, what's with all these dang ghosts? Join Vivian and Nobody for an episode that dares to ask: why is Bow the one they made into fantasy Joe Bide...

It's time for a big ol' fight and a huge heaping helping of gay! Patch and  Vivian are joined by special guest Kyle, from the Quest Friends podcast (@Quest_Friends on twitter) to talk about the laws of royal succession, Gay Waves, and kids just being absolutely the most. Adventure!   On this episode we discuss S1E13 The Battle of Bright Moon and S2E1 The Frozen Forest   Kyle can be found on the Qu...

In an episode rife with weird energy, Vivian and Nobody talk about Adora wanting to talk to the manager! Catra tries to pretend she's not gay, Adora finally realizes she had it easy compared to her furred sibling, and Entrapta discovers how to make a Geostorm! Join us to talk about sudden sentience, speaking truth to power, and bisexual lighting!   CONTENT WARNING This episode contains heavy usage...

Time for a daring rescue! In this week's episode, join Vivian and Nobody to talk about bad plans, secret He-Man, and Sea Hulk! Adventure! Also, an Ocean's Eleven But Gay!   CONTENT WARNING This episode deals heavily with the implied loss of a friend, and survivor's guilt.   On this episode we discuss S1E9 No Princess Left Behind and S1E10 The Beacon Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, or at usweird...

In our longest She-Ra episode ever, join Vivian and Nobody to talk about abusive parents, the fear that your friends don't love you, and also gay prom! We don't have a type, I don't know what you're talking about. Also, it's the beach episode!   There were significant audio problems with the recording of this episode, resulting in a tinny sound, as if we were being projected from an old speaker. W...

Welcome...to ADVENTURE!!! We're meeting two new princesses today, so join Vivian and Patch to talk about teleporting boats, not knowing what a boat is, and drunk teenagers! If you're lucky, maybe we'll set the podcast on fire!   On this episode we discuss S1E5 The Sea Gate and S1E6 System Failure   Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, or at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

In our second episode about She-ra, we're going full plant-themed! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about characters remembering the original show, a kingdom with no actual buildings, and bad life advice! On this episode we discuss S1E3 Razz and S1E4 Flowers for She-ra   Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, or at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.