Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together!

We're nearing the end of our journey, but there's always some more time for deep emotional trauma on the Infinity Train! Tonight, we're talking emotional detachment and abandonment issues! Also join Vivian and Nobody to talk about What is Kez Made Of, Why Exactly is Your Band Only Two People Anyway, and Mr Handman, Man Me a Hand! On This Episode We Discuss B4E7 The Art Gallery Car and B4E8 The Meg...

It's time for the party of the century here on Us Weirdos! We've finally gotten in line, so now all we have to do is...boy, this line sure isn't moving, huh? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about art installations that are actually instagram fuel, misleading names, and never ever taking your shoes off! On this episode we discuss: B4E6 The Astro Queue Car and B4E7 The Party Car HEY! We reached out t...

"There is always a lighthouse, always a pig, always a baby. They all lead us to the same place...where it started". It's time to dive into the weirder side of the train, be it insectoid cowboys, a pig baby (which is COMPLETELY different from a baby pig) or a piece of dining china with an attitude. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Nautical History, How to Pronounce Water, and Hey, Cool Robot! A...

It's time to move into the last book of Infinity Train, so one last time...all aboard! It's time to meet our new passengers, Ryan and Min-Gi, and watch as they have a catastrophic breakdown in relations. And then jump into a glowy hole! Vivian and Patch discuss the Horn of Helm Hammerhand Sounding in the Deep one last time, what sort of ding which bell makes, and not being able to take off your cl...

Well folks, here we are. It's been a long ride with these racist children, but finally we have reached the end of this particular line. A conflicted Grace has to come to terms with herself and the things she's done, while Simon...well, he suddenly turns into a JRPG villain, it's weird. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about making your own friends (out of paper!), getting Raiders of the Lost Ark-ed,...

Vivian feels very strongly about that for some reason. Patch just hasn't played it, so I guess they're ambivalent. Join these two for frank discussion of how Simon is just the worst possible friend who has no respect for boundaries, the likelihood of having a rock fall on your head while exploring the Train, and Patch's frankly kind of horrible dietary habits! Plus, Simon's K/D ratio is tanking!  ...

This one is kind of a bummer, y'all! After being given the slightest glimpse of hope for Simon's future, things are gonna go real bad, real fast. Join Patch and Vivian to talk about how well these cars are designed, aaaaaaallllll about our pets, and where we would record a podcast if people gave us enough money! Fair warning, these episodes deal a LOT with hate, and the grief that follows it as a...

It's time to start seeing what makes terrible people tick! This week on the Infinity Train, a child who remembers nothing insists that she's enough taken dance classes to instruct other people! Simon fully dies, he falls thirty feet and lands on his face (he's fine tho). Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about hoarding, having a bear for a boyfriend, and how neither of us speak French!   On this epis...

All aboard! Book Three is leaving the station! UW is back for the next book of Infinity Train, and of course that means all new protagonists! We've met Grace and Simon before, but we didn't get to see just exactly how awful they were! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about wanton murder for no reason, Simon dying kind of a lot, and getting mad at your friends because they won't read the book you wro...

It's time for another Us Weirdos Megasode! In the Kingdom, Knights are both the most important athletes AND the cops. Looks like what this place needs is some gay villains! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about a rollicking adventure full of otters of indeterminate origin, the only trans person in the Kingdom, and getting the gay folks to realize that the straights can't be trusted! Also, Nobody ta...

It's time to say goobye to Jesse and Lake. By the way, their name is Lake! It's pretty much the last line of the show, so I haven't been able to use it this whole time because spoilers and it felt real bad! Anyway, Join Patch and Vivian to talk about your time of greatest need, dropping cops into inescapable logic circles, and cheating the system! On this episode we discuss B2E9 The Tape Car and B...

We're in for a grim and gruesome evening on the Train, folks. Jesse's number is finally down to zero, so it's time to get out of here...but what are they gonna do about MT? Plus, we get to know the protagonists of book three (and MT ABSOLUTELY murders a child). On top of all that, MT learns to say "fry, piggies!" because it's time to kill some cops! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about grim realiz...

It's time for an episode about respecting people's bodily autonomy, as Alan Dracula gets taken over by a yeerk! MT and Jesse have to keep him contained for three days to make sure the yeerk dies of kandrona starvation, but....isn't there something weird going on here? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about carnival games, getting tattoos, and a really freaky mask that I kind of hate! Also, Kate Mulg...

All right, listen. We were in a weird mood the week we recorded this, and kind of punchy, and kind of feeling weird about the nothingburger of an episode we had. So we really get into in this one-this is the first Us Weirdos fight, and it's all caught on the audio. We're good, we're cool, no worries, but this episode does include a segment in which we're yelling about whether or not a cartoon masc...

All aboard for a new season! As we begin our coverage of Infinity Train Book 2, we'll meet a whole new cast, including a deer, a regular dude, and the trans-est person to ever live. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about how metal organs work, whether it's okay to put sunglasses on a deer, and what horrifying thing is happening with this tree, oh dear gods I don't want to think about it again. Also!...

It's the end of the line for Tulip as Book one of Infinity Train draws to a close! We'll see One-One find his hole at the Amigara fault, Tulip getting a Corgi Beam, and what happens after you disappear for six months! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about cats wanting to eat you, what you would do with a transformation laser, and getting to know your enemy's tragic backstory so you can come to an u...

It's a major episode on the Train this week as we're introduced to the one of the best characters on the train! Or at least I think that. Listen, I'm just really into metal-skinned queer people okay? I think they're neat. Anyway! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about Robocop Mirror Guys, the Cockroach Gun and being surprised about Game of Thrones! Content warning: there is a scene in Infinity Train...

We're back on board the train that makes you think about your life! Join Vivian and Patch as they talk about your terrible memories from your childhood, whether Dolphworld is based on a real place, and controversial opinions about thirty year old video games! Plus, did you ever go to a new place only to find that it was WEIRDLY similar to a place you've already been, but covered in fruit preserves...

Y'all, it's finally here. Our literal, actual, never-to-be-surpassed Longest Episode Ever. Join Vivian and Nobody as they head back to the Boiling Isles one last time to discuss the series finale of the show that brought them together. We'll talk a lot about Titan morphology, whether Hell is a swear, snakes with boobs, hating Disney, feeling happy about endings, and overall...just what a time it's...

Two episodes into our Infinity Train coverage, and things are already going off the rails! (geddit? rails?) But seriously, fans of the patented Us Weirdos Diversions will love this episode in which we talk about Lord of the Rings kind of a LOT. (Did you know that Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow? Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow). To get back on track (geddit? tracks?) it's time f...

All aboard the Hype Train! It's time for Us Weirdos Season 3! We start our adventure with Infinity Train with a linguistics class, and then figuring out how long it would take to walk from Minnesota to Wisconsin! And also there's a freaky train or whatever. Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about IP infringement, fare evasion on trains, and somehow Vivian doesn't know who Kate Mulgrew is?!?!? A quick...

Well folks...here we are at the end of another season. It's time to stand up and fight one last time, as the Princess Rebellion brings the fight to Horde Prime once and for all. And by that I mean most of the Princesses are barely in these episodes. Join Vivian and Nobody to close out the She-ra saga. Bow and Glimmer unexpectedly confess their love! Sea Hawk is here (for like fifteen seconds)! The...

Howdy, and welcome back! Sorry for the delay, but things got kind of wild in the past few weeks, and we ended up needing a short break to deal with it. This episode was recorded almost three weeks ago, so it doesn't really reflect current events in our lives, but you know what never changes? SHE-RA. We're back on Etheria to talk about Shadow Weaver being just the worst, Perfuma not letting Adora h...

Have you even noticed that pretty much every Fire Emblem game is about a Bad Dragon? I mean, what's up with that? You'd think one of these lords and kings could just order them knot to cause problems. Anyway!  It's time to get back to Etheria, as the Best Friend Squad arrive to find a devastated wasteland, where only six people who haven't signed up for Amazon Prime remain! Join Patch and Vivian t...

In our longest episode ever (for reals this time) Nobody and Vivian are here to talk entirely too much about Assassin's Creed, and the relative merits of different editions of Dungeons and Dragons. Oh! and The Owl House is back! Things are getting real now, as we learn a little bit more about The Collector's origins-and their habit of setting atmospheres on fire! The Owl kids are totally underpowe...