Unqualified Observers

Get ready to listen, laugh, and maybe even sing along! Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a lighthearted look at "The Wedding Singer," exploring the film's iconic moments, cheesy tropes, and undeniable charm. From Billy Idol's cameo to the unforgettable "Grow Old with You" scene, is this a love story for the ages or a product of its time? Tune in to find out...

Sink your teeth into the surreal with Unqualified Observers' review of El Conde! Buckle up as Kelham and Thomas dissect this wild ride where 250-year-old vampiric Augusto Pinochet (yes, that Augusto Pinochet) grapples with mortality, bloodlust, and an existential crisis. Expect vibes, shrieks, and questionable choices as we explore the film's satirical bite and historical shadows. Tune in,...

Buckle up, film fans! Join, Kelham and Thomas, as the Unqualified Observers dissect the time-warping trip that is Synchronic. Hot takes, sharp wit, and quantum debates collide as we explore Anthony Mackie & Jamie Dornan's wild ride. From melted clocks to philosophical ponderings, prepare to have your mind blown all the way to the ice age in this episode. Hit play, and let's get tempora...

Get ready for mud, Finnish fury, and a gold mine of Nazi-blasting mayhem. In this episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dive headfirst into the gloriously over-the-top action flick, Sisu (2023). Imagine Rambo, but Finnish, with a pickaxe. We're talking explosions, skull stabbing, and a surprisingly emotional core that'll leave you cheering for this one-man army against all o...

Crank up the juice and brace for adrenaline overload as Kelham and Thomas dissect the buckwild action flick "Crank!" Join the Unqualified Observers for outrageous stunts, questionable life choices, and philosophical musings on keeping your heart pumping (nasal spray optional). It's Statham unleashed, explosions galore, and more laughs than you can count, so get ready for a wild ride....

In this episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, brave the fever dream that is "Dream Scenario." Nicolas Cage is trapped in a world where his nobody existence is thrust into viral fame, and the lines between reality and nightmare blur like bad special effects. We'll unpack the existential cringe, explore the satirical skewering of celebrity culture, and ponder the age-old...

Prepare for malted mayhem, don'tcha know! Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, tackles the 1996 film "Fargo", where a simple embezzlement scheme spins into a wood-chopping, Cutlass Ciera driving yarn of dark humor and quirky characters. Join us as we unpack Jerry Lundegaard's bumbling malfeasance, Marge Gunderson's good natured brilliance, and enough snow to bury a brief...

Buckle up for Malibu mayhem with your Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dissect "Barbie" (2023)! Expect sizzling fashion critiques, existential Ken-quests, and beach-offs as we navigate Greta Gerwig's neon pink vision of female empowerment and questionable Dreamhouse décor. Prepare to laugh, maybe cry, and redefine "life in plastic" with this hilarious, surpri...

Get ready for a festive ride as we unwrap the peculiar layers of the holiday classic, "One Magic Christmas," in Kelham and Thomas' Christmas episode. Join us for an exploration of this unique film where a cowboy angel (under orders from Santa) takes matters into his own hands, delivering a seasonal shock by, well, taking out Mary Steenburgen's husband all because of her disbelief...

Buckle Up, fellow observers, for a wild ride through John Carpenter's "They Live"! Kelham and Thomas are talking magical sunglasses, bubblegum-chompin' Roddy Piper kicking alien ass, and subliminal messages hiding in your Fruit Loops. But amidst the B-movie mayhem, Carpenter throws a social commentary punch that'll leave you pondering our media-saturated world and wondering i...

Brace yourselves for a mind-bending journey through time, cosmic horror, and the enigma that is Shitty Carl, as Kelham and Thomas tackle the 2017 film "The Endless." Plus, we squeeze in a 'quick' review of the 4th episode of "Invincible" season 2 just for good measure, because we know how nasty y'all are for that stuff. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and...

In this episode of Unqualified Observers (after their recap of S2 E3 of Invincible), Kelham and Thomas dive into the 2013 film "Her." They discuss the film's unique premise, its exploration of love and artificial intelligence, and its impact on the way we think about relationships in the age of AI. Whether you're a fan of Joaquin Phoenix or just a curious listener, this episode i...

Brace yourselves, horror enthusiasts! The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are about to embark on a terrifying journey into the depths of Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece that will challenge your very perception of reality. Prepare to witness killer turkeys, mind-bending twists, and a turkey puppet with a disturbing past. This one's sure to be a wild ride, so buckle up and join...

Swing into the multiverse of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse with your unqualified hosts, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this mind-blowing sequel. But wait, there's more! We'll also take a quick moment to catch up on all the action from the first episode of Invincible's 2nd season, and try to make sense of that crazy cliffhanger. Whether you're a diehard Spider-Man fan or just...

Join Kelham and Thomas in this episode as they delve into the enigmatic world of "Highlander 3: The Final Dimension," also known as "The Final Conflict," or "The Sorcerer." We will unravel and try to answer the tough questions, such as "Why?" and "Are you sure?." We will spend time exploring the film's characters, storyline, and the enduring ap...

In this episode, join Kelham and Thomas for a pint down at the Slaughtered Lamb as we dive into the hair-raising world of horror cinema and review the classic film 'An American Werewolf in London.' We'll unravel the film's plot, discuss its special effects, and share our thoughts on this timeless werewolf masterpiece. So grab some popcorn and a seat, paint a pentangle on the wall,...

In this week's episode, join Kelham and Thomas as they dive deep into the hilariously gory world of 'Braindead' (1992). We dissect the grotesque brilliance of director Peter Jackson as we review this cult classic horror-comedy film. From outrageous zombie mayhem to unforgettable moments, we'll explore what makes this movie a true gem of the genre. Grab your lawnmower and tune in fo...

Get ready for a good time as Kelham and Thomas dissect and debate every spine-tingling moment of "The Blackening." We leave no scream unturned in this dark and comedic exploration of the horror genre. From jump scares to plot twists, join us for a laughter-filled review that'll be sure to put you in the Halloween spirit. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podca...

In this episode, join Kelham and Thomas as they dive into their review of 'The Creator'. We will explore the delightful sounds of the new indie band Talking Heads, discuss robots that go 'boom,' and take a closer look at the logistics of Big Space Gun. Don't miss this cinematic journey filled with music, technology, and unexpected twists. But do not worry, there is still plenty...

In this episode, Kelham and Thomas are taking a joyride through the colorful world of Nicolas Cage as we review "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent." We'll examine the 50 shades of Cage, exploring his unique talent for stirring up emotions while keeping things fun. We also get to explore the emotions that "Internet Daddy" Pedro Pascal brings to this wild ride of a film...

This week Kelham and Thomas made a slight mistake, normally you come to this podcast for a simple breakdown of a movie but this time you are going to get a great conversation about nothing in particular. It wasn't until about an hour in that we realized the conversation hadn't switched to a movie. So instead, treat yourself to a riveting discussion about the Sega Dreamcast, the collapse of...

All aboard on the journey through the intriguing world of "Murder on the Orient Express (2017)"! Join Kelham and Thomas as they dissect this star-studded adaptation with a magnifying glass focused on those powerful moustache(s). In this episode, we promise (or do we?) not to find ourselves on any tangents. So, prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe just a little bit sidetracke...

In this week's episode, Kelham and Thomas time-travel back to 1984 for a rollercoaster ride through the cinematic insanity that is 'Red Dawn.' Brace yourselves as we dissect the film's wild dialogue, ponder the mind-bending concept of linear time, and contemplate the ever-elusive concept of 'object permanence' within this '80's "gem." Get ready for an epis...

In this week's episode, join Kelham and Thomas as they take a delightful trip down memory lane with "Remember the Titans"; the go-to movie for every teacher we ever had in school. We're decoding the mysterious world of football rituals, Southern fried racism, and sharing a few laughs along the way. Tune in for a dose of movie nostalgia and the home grown tangents that we know you...

Get ready for a blast from the past in this week's episode! We're throwing it back to the early aughts with our review of 2001's "A Knight's Tale." From baffling editing choices to seriously questionable lance tactics, Kelham and Thomas are breaking down the movie's best moments and diving headfirst into the world of medieval jousting logistics. Tune in, because this...