Unqualified Observers

This week on the HotD report the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, discuss the episode "Regent" in the latest episode of HBO's House of the Dragon. Tune in to find out what we thought of the episode and how we think things will continue to play out. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us...

Come join in the fun for this wild episode of Unqualified Observers! Take part with Kelham and Thomas in this crazy story about sharks getting swallowed up in a tornado and causing devastation across Los Angeles. Collin Miller is also along for the ride as we dissect this time capsule of terrible syfi channel movies. Does this movie deserve all the sequels and rip offs that have come in the years...

This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined again by David Dimarkus to discuss the second installment in the Ti West/Mia Goth trilogy, Pearl. Come join in the fun and make your mind up about the effects of parenthood and psychosis. From church auditions to family feasts, this episode is filled to the brim with passion and maybe a little bit of murder. So what are you waiting...

Welcome back to another episode of Unqualified Observers House of the Dragon Reviews. This week Kelham and Thomas sit down to discuss the third episode in season two of HBO's House of the Dragon, The Burning Mill. Come join in the fun and find out what we thought of this episode! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audience...

Submitted for the approval of the Unqualified Society, we call this movie "I Saw the TV Glow" (2024). For the Unqualified Observers three year anniversary, join Kelham and Thomas as they explore this heartfelt movie from Jane Shoenbrun. We'll go (real) long on the themes and messaging of the film, and give our overall opinion of it. Settle in folks, this is definitely going to be som...

Welcome back to the HotD Report brought to you by the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas. In this week's episode, we will be covering the 2nd episode in season 2 of House of the Dragon, "Rhaenyra the Cruel." Come join in the fun as we dissect this episode and discuss the consequences and predictions on how this civil war will play out. No need to wait any longer, jump into this...

It's been a long time coming but Unqualified Observers is back with a new review of the latest "House of the Dragon" review. This week sees the beginning of season 2 start off with a bang, as the episode "A Son for a Son" gets us right back in the swing of Westeros and the tales therein. Join Kelham and Thomas, in their journey back into the realm and relive the moments tha...

Folks, there's going to be a lot of sheet talking in this episode. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are going to talk about Kelham's trip to Scotland, and then we're reviewing Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman (2018). We'll be discussing how the themes of the film continue to be extremely poignant today, and exploring how our feelings about the film have developed since i...

This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a look at "The Iron Claw," and the touching and tragic story of the Von Erichs, one of the greatest families of wrestling to ever slap skin. We'll talk about the differences between fact and fiction, and see how Zac Efron, Harris Dickinson, Jeremy Allen White, and company measure up. So come on in, you'll laugh, you&#39...

Welcome, friends and others to another episode of Unqualified Observers. Kelham and Thomas got a great guest for you tonight, the hot indie horror flick, Late Night with the Devil! That's right folks, we're going to poke around through the tall trees and see just how spooky Neilson ratings can be. Later on, Big Gary and the Gary's are going to play us a tune from their new album. So si...

They're filming butts and getting nuts in the A24 movie, X (2022). Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this excellent homage to the giants of slasher flicks, and examine all the artsy blood dances along the way. And remember, always put your pants on when you're looking for your camera man. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to hel...

What do you get when you cross the Looney Toons with a story about a drunk trying to find love? Maybe something like the movie, "Hundreds of Beavers." In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a dive into this wacky movie that was never going to be a big hit, but managed to pull of something that cinema has been struggling to accomplish for years. Join in the con...

It's time for another episode of your favorite socio-political commentary podcast, Two and-a-Half Dipshits! This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, review the latest entry into the Statham-verse, "The Beekeeper." While half of us are still cleaning up from the honey bath, we hope you will tune in for a fun and truly wild ride! As always, please rate, review, subscribe...

Dev Patel punches, kicks, and directs his way into action hero territory with, "Monkey Man!" Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this Indian martial arts revenge flick. From examine the fights, to marveling at the tricked-out rickshaws, and even exploring the film's social commentary, you won't want to miss this conversation. Did Patel deliver a knocko...

Whether you're a Dune devotee or a curious newcomer, join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dissect the plot twists, analyze questionable character choices, and explore the film's deeper themes. Fear not, for the journey is peppered with the witty observations, literary comparison, and enough fun to make even Paul Atreides crack a smile. As always, please rate, review, su...

Slip away to another dimension with the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we unpack the sci-fi thriller, "Coherence!" We'll dissect the twists and turns of the plot, talk the neighborly drama turned cosmic chaos, and answer the burning question: if realities merged, would you recognize your own? Get ready for glowsticks, ketamine, and maybe a little existential pondering....

Prepare for a mind-bending trip into the unknown as the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dissect Alex Garland's sci-fi head-scratcher, Annihilation. Join in the conversation as we unpack the film's stunning visuals, cryptic plot, and thought-provoking themes. Did the Shimmer offer enlightenment of annihilation? We debate the motivations of the characters and question their sanity...

Buckle up, because this week the Unqualified Observers dive into the bizarre yet strangely endearing film, "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot" (2018) starring none other than Sam Elliot. Is it a B-movie bonanza or a surprisingly heartfelt tale? Find out in this week's episode. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow a...

Is the future all bio-hacking teenagers and creepy crawlies? The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dive deep into the strange and beautiful world of "Vesper". Get ready for laughs and deeply entrenched debates about the lifting capacity of under-nourished teens as we dissect this sci-fi coming-of-age story. Is it a hidden gem or a forgotten relic of the bargain bin? Tune in to fi...

Well, here we are. In this episode, Kelham and Thomas, review the 2024 remake of Roadhouse, Road House. Join in the fun as we see how this new model stacks up against the tried and true classic. See Jake Gyllenhaal punch, Connor McGregor punch, and see boats punch, in this action packed cup of Cuban coffee. We also review the 5th episode of season 2 of Invincible on Prime. You won't want to mi...

This week, Kelham and Thomas, set their sights on the fantastical 2012 Telugu film, Eega! Join us for our review of this movie where a man, reborn as a housefly, seeks revenge on his killer. We'll delve into the crazy fog-esque visuals, the bond between a fly and his human woman love interest, and the epic showdown for justice. Get ready for laughs, intrigue, and maybe a newfound appreciation...

Did Oppenheimer unleash a genie he couldn't put back in the bottle? In this episode, Kelham and Thomas, dissect Christopher Nolan's latest film, "Oppenheimer." We'll crack some jokes, analyze the performances, and try (and fail) to explore the science on screen. Join the Unqualified Observers for a fun and informative look at the birth of the atomic bomb... hopefully without...

Buckle up for a high-octane sci-fi thriller ride! This episode dives into the 2018 film "Upgrade," where a paralyzed widower gets a mysterious offer: an experimental chip implant that grants him superhuman abilities. What starts as a quest for revenge becomes a mind-bending exploration of technology, morality, and the very definition of humanity. Join Kelham and Thomas as they dissect th...

Doo-wop dreams meet dysfunction in this episode of Unqualified Observers as, Thomas and Kelham, review "The Five Heartbeats" with Chris and Reg! from Stimpson Ain't Easy. Prepare for the good times, the bad times, and the age of question, "Is there a heart in the house tonight?" So stand up, and get ready for a fun ride down a classic fictional biopic. As always, please rat...

Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dive into Dog Soldiers (2002) with our guest Collin Miller. Prepare to be pleasantly surprised by this gem of a film that could well have changed the landscape of werewolf films, had it found widespread success. You won't want to miss this one, it's a howling good time! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcas...