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Finally, Jon comes up with a phenomenal idea. We're going to buy a private island and just invite the rich and famous to it, Jeffrey Epstein-style. But, instead of letting the politicians have sex with underage women, we're going to host dog fights for them. Wait, wait...hear me out. Not just any dog fight... puppy fights. It'll be the cutest, most gruesome thing you've ever seen.....

What's the meaning of it all?!?! Today, we dive into what would happen if Jon were to keel over in the studio in the middle of an episode. Scott acknowledges that it would take at least a day or two for him to find a new host. As we dig further into what life might mean, we ask the questions: What should we do? What must we do? Would you want to live forever? What if you only had one arm and n...

Sports analogies. Sports, in general...especially the professional ones. Poop. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We can’t wait to hear from you.

Scott reads nonfiction almost exclusively, and Jon thinks everything is garbage. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We can’t wait to hear from you.

I wonder if we can get some search engine juice just by saying the name "Joe Rogan" repeatedly... Do you know what Joe Rogan hasn't talked about lately? Picky eaters and those with special needs diets. Barf. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotif...

99.9% of PowerPoint presentations are garbage. Yes, yours, too. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We can’t wait to hear from you.

Does the phrase "how the sausage is made" make you hungry? It certainly does so for Scott. Do you know who else is hungry? Panhandlers. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We can’t wait to hear from yo...

Jon and Scott have a candid discussion about the pains of unemployment. We look to other notable unemployed individuals such as the Unabomber. Were his ideas really so bad? If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We...

In a heartwarming moment, Scott tells Jon that he loves him more than a hobo jerking off in a bag. Can you believe it?!? We talk about how to be cool these days which leads us into a conversation about names. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...

No messing around today, folks. We start right off by closing the studio door and discussing the topic(s) of pimps and hoes. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We can’t wait to hear from you.

Jon brags about his son's perfect pitch and existence as a musical prodigy before Scott relays a personal story about a recent visit from a crappy plumber. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . We can’t wait t...

When someone asks "How are you doing?", there are only two correct answers: "Doin' great." "Fantastic!" No one wants to hear your lame complaining. In this episode, Scott complains a bit about being sick and then complains a lot about coffee substitutes and free mugs. Listen closely to hear about the genesis of Scott's favorite mug. If you’ve got comments or s...

Uses for cats: Microphone windscreen Snake food If you're a cat person, you should find another podcast to listen to. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode (or want to try to talk Scott into tolerating cats), give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at  https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message . W...

Today, we knock out an episode while Jon's on lunch break, or more accurately, pickle break. Who knew that a discussion about pickles could lead to dick jokes? (Everyone.) But the real discussion is about the crazed fans/stalkers that the Hands on Host's award-winning content will inevitably bring. We debate the ins and outs (dick joke) of the best kinds of stalkers. If you’ve got comments...

After a cerebral discussion of NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, and the Home Alone movie franchise, Jon leads us into the discussion everyone is having these days. I know, I know. You've heard it on Fox News, NPR, and the Home Shopping Network, but we've got to get our opinions in here somewhere. Yes, we're discussing chastity belts. Jon's mom tried to buy him one (a...

Listen. This episode is gonna start a bit slowly. Bear with us. Jon, as a long-time smoker, has been struggling to keep up with Scott's youthful pace obtained through clean living. But, we dive into it. Does "social smoking" or "only smoking when you drink" equal "smoking"? (Yes) Should smoking be allowed in private businesses? (Yes) Now that you've got all yo...

The boys critique the ills of society, Spotify terms of use, drinking bleach, and Chinese Ninjas. Join us won't you?

What's the deal with adult Harry Potter fans? It's a great children's book...

Congratulations! You're alive! Just like the rest of us, you made it through the previous 365 days without dying. Here's an Applebee's Lava Cake with a candle. Also, Jon thinks Taylor Swift looks like a frog (and he has a free trial of satellite radio in his car). If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also...

What in the world would possess an otherwise normal adult couple to use a single email address or a single social media profile? It turns out, that if you and your spouse/partner/fae/faer have a shared email address and/or Facebook profile, then you are swingers. Good on ya! A discussion of swinger signals ensues including pineapples and Adirondack chairs on your front lawn. Who knew?! If you’ve g...

Are the bots listening to this podcast? Jon and Scott discuss the fact that this podcast is a therapeutic outlet for us. And then, Jon wants to talk about fat people. He reveals how he teaches his child to hate fat people. And we reveal that we’re just helping you out, our squishy little friends. You are welcome. We explore the definition of “fat” and stumble onto some online BMI calculators. Spoi...

You’ve got to stand for something… Scott stands for wild animals, and then shoots them and eats them. Yummy. During this episode, we stand for people not telling people what they stand for…and we tell everyone about it. In exploring this topic, we get into the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement and its associated yard signs and stickers. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode...

Uh oh. Trouble in the Scott household. The dog, or more specifically the presence of the dog on the bed, becomes a point of friction between him and his wife. Now it's your turn to hear Scott rant about his "no dogs on the bed" hate speech. From there, we roll into a conversation about "The Earthing Movie" (available on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ddtR0XDVU...

Who would have thought that anyone could get this worked up about a kitchen appliance? Scott talks about his passion for cooking and his disdain for making up new names for the same old stuff. It’s not a fryer, it’s an oven. Later, Scott focuses his hate on the Instant Pot and bravely stands up for the lowly, oppressed slow cooker. If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, giv...

Jon and Scott discuss the age-old tradition of St. Valentine's Day offering suggestions for entertaining your lover.