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So lately I’ve been paying attention when alerts pop up regarding my sleep. So I went into the Health app to see just how much sleep I’m getting. So this is me talking out loud as I’m reading the specs. How much sleep are y’all getting? 

So this weekend I did a thing. That thing was purchasing a new MacBook Air and she’s a beauty. That’s cause she’s blackity, black, black. Lol! Apple got me for everything, just like Target. Oh and don’t act like y’all don’t know how Target do. Lol! K bye!

I had a whole other episode I wanted to do, but here I am talking about surrogate, the teens and her ratchet ass grown daughter who she keeps saying is the good daughter. But that’s a whole other episode or two that I will not get into. My parenting duties will resume soon for another week of As my week turns: the teenager addition.  K bye!!

First off happy Friday and what took so long? Lol! So, I made it thru this week of having little miss sunshine under my roof. The universe is testing my patience which it knows I have NONE. Yesterday said child damn bear had me jump in my car to look for her. Y’all better pray for her. K bye! 

Todays episode is about surrogate and how my patience is wearing thin. Right now she’s at a rehab location for about 3weeks. Tomorrow I’m the designated person to take her clothes. Oh there’s so much I want to say, but I’ll leave it at that. 

Today was a car care day. First was my service appointment which went off with no major concerns. Woo hoo! But the car wash was another story which including me sending an email. Y’all know me. Lol! 

I broke gym dude #1 heart….I think. Lol! Not intentionally, but it happened. Oh and I thought gym dude #2 had exited left. Well not as of last weekend. Lol! How they skip over those women showing skin? I’m just little ole me minding my business. Lol! 

It’s been a rough couple of days. Surrogate hasn’t been doing well for a while and it took a toll. She’s a little better and I’m glad if that. So here’s just a little of what I’ve been going thru this week. 

Sunday is almost over for most of us. So here’s a little random ish about my non eventful weekend, but it’s always that way. Lol! Fall has definitely set in and I’m thinking we’re in for a cold cold winter. Right now it’s sweater weather, so I’ll enjoy it for now. K bye! 

Ok if you own a Beamer don’t get your undies in a bunch, but if you do you’re one of them. Lol! Now don’t get me wrong folks are driving faster than ever period, but for the longest it’s always been beamers. Sorry but not really. It’s all love so don’t come for me. Just stay off my ass and out my lane. Drive safe out there! 

Looks like folks are looking for Cuffing partners. Lol! I’m not the one, so kindly exit left. Now y’all know your girl gotta song titled Cuff it. I had to look up the lyrics to see if if had anything to do with Cuffing. Look y’all do you, cause it’s already feeling chilly/cold here. I’ll just wait for 10/15 when the complex flips the heat switch. Lol! 

If you really know me you know I love football. It’s the one sport I watched consistently. Then came Colin Kaepernik and for me things changed. So hear me out, because it has more to do with social injustices, the lack of black head coaches, mental health, DV and drug/alcohol addictions.  Read this article  https://apple.news/AfJn3fzbVTGCStkBGANZ3Kw  

Here’s a little bit about me. Not a lot, but just enough to give you some insight. I’m a Jersey girl from Newark/Nork aka Brick City. I’m that Leo minus all the attention. My love language is a curse, but it’s so me and I love my family mor than skittles. Lol! So please stay with me as I go thru this thing of podcasting. I think it’s going to be very interesting. 

Ok so I got all excited and deleted what I wrote. Lol! I told y’all I’m perfectly imperfect. Well, in short this is a brief intro into my newly named podcast. I’m officially all in and ready for this podcasting journey. Lets gooooo!