Unpasteurized

This week the boys discuss small batch dog milk, malt liquor, blood memories, airplane cannibalism, Wayne State degeneracy, and one of the craziest high school stories ever told. As always, things quickly spiral out of control.

Taylor’s kids finally meet Reece, and Keef attention-whores his way onto the podcast. We relive the great chewing tobacco experiments of high school and once again watch Taylor rearrange the studio like he’s trying to hide a murder.

We hit Busch Apple Orchard with the Brothers Thurber and somehow end up talking movies, growing up with siblings, and concepts that probably shouldn’t have left the group chat.

Wash your hands. Respect milk. Close the door (or don’t). Kyle Huber, North Dakota Headliner, joins us for better (but still questionable) audio, movie debates, and a deep dive into outdoor cats with unlimited in-and-out privileges.

Bad audio. Strong opinions. Hi-vis milk. Taylor goes off in the first five minutes, we celebrate finally getting milk, and relive a juggalo open mic encounter that probably shouldn’t have happened.

We sit with Zack Rahrs of the Dude Actually podcast. We learn of sobriety. Rock and roll conceptions, and how many thoughts Taylor can start without finishing them.

The fellas settle into their new studio. They write a new intro song. We learn Taylors feelings about scotch. We discuss the political implications of white hot loads.

The boys have a late night meeting of the minds in the new studio. Fantastic late night bar food, home ownership, and island livin. Like and follow our Facebook and IG, and check out Xtreme Wheels in Council Bluffs for your biking needs.

We brainstorm clown dreams, break down open mic chaos, and test the limits of crowd work. Along the way we get into dream jobs, weird restaurant encounters, and the very real debate over what kind of milk a grown adult should be drinking. Also: homemade booze, evolving habits, and a suspicious amount of confidence for people who definitely don’t have it figured out.

Turtles, and lizards, and gophers, oh my! The fellas scar eachother with horrific animal stories. If the government couldnt find us before, they sure can now Check out Xtreme Wheels and mention the podcast

The madness continues with impressions, crowd work, Taylor gets bullied, bull testicles. More laughs than anyone should even have.

The Unpasteurized crew grows as Reece officially joins the podcast as a permanent member , bringing a new voice (and new chaos) to the table. Taylor puts his vocal cords to work with some intentional musical moments , while the guys get into a surprisingly passionate debate over LARPing vs. D&D — which one deserves the most ridicule and which one might secretly be cooler? Naturally, the conver...

The boys sit down down for for some jerky, NPR impressions, gummy bears, and dogs. So. Many. Dogs. Lucas finally snaps on Taylor. This was the most fun one yet. Make sure to like, share, and subscribe

Reece makes another appearance to finally show the world how in Taylors head he can get. The boys talk nutrition, boobs for the bros, and pumping your thick. Like Share and subscribe

Taylor is finally back. In all the ketchup I messed up the mic recording, so please excuse the audio. Or send it to all your friends to make fun of,

Charlie comes back for a chat and a hard game of would you rather. New Decorations far the studio were in order. like all our pages.

Reece the Saboteur Thurber joins Lucas for a lively discussion on budget art, teasing friends, record hunting, and an analysis of a vinyl collection. All leading up to a revelation of deceit and betrayal. Pay no mind to the video cutting out at the end.

Unpasteurized is back to talk girl farts, cartoons, and some other stuff. We are now up on actual social media so give us a like and a follow. Jefferson Beer Supply Feb. 13th! come out to a great comedy competition.

The Chiseled Chapel sits down for a high minded discussion on gambling, literature, careers, and an upcoming roast battle between these two.

The Fellas are joined by Dude Actually and Ben Larson to play the wonderful game "Satans Helpers" made by Mike Rainey. If we weren't going to hell before, we will be now, but we had some good laughs along the way.

Dude, its Actually Unpasteurized this week. The fellas are joined by Reece Thurber Zack Rahs and Ben. Live and in color for the first time. Share this aweful camerawork with a friend and check out Dude, Actually podcast. Happy New Year!

The boys are here to spread Christmas cheer. We talk Santa logistics and his history. We also get into the hip new thing, chimney sweeping. Just like Michigans ex-coach, Taylor just has a point to make.

The fellas get together for a rare preshow Monday afternoon chat.

Should we get a public access show? listen to the debate now! Also like and subscribe to see the outcome.

Weird googles, reminiscing, a womans touch, and mammal venom, all the ingredients for going in deep waters. Adam joins the boys in a dimly lit carriage house for a walk into thoughts as unpasteurized as our favorite dairy products.