Unload with Madge and Dave

Madge and Dave wonder aloud just exactly what friends are for...and why Dionne Warwick is being so darn nasty.  (Week of March 14, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss the Unload 5K walk/run for charity, Justin Timberlake, Tarantino, Spiderman and Survivor. Also, new features "Yes, They're Still Alive" and "I Don't Get How The Real World Keeping Pulling Us In To Watch Drunk 20 Year Olds." Plus, the mystery behind wet almonds, the best ways to die and a listener unload from Ashley. Oh, and Madge can't remember the word "embargo." (Week of M...

Madge and Dave craft a sitdown with the scrap-crappers of the world. (Week of March 7, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss the FIRST rule of Weekly Unload (you do NOT talk about Charlie Sheen), unload about Courtney Love, Mike Tyson, Dancing with the Stars and Ralph Macchio. Also, new feature 'Comical Nostradomical", a look at this week's new movies and 'I Don't Get Scarlett Johansson.' Plus, why we don't need birds, why we wish Dave could wear an eye patch and a listener unload from Jules. Oh,...

Madge and Dave sit down the famous TV warlock, Charlie Sheen, and um, try to find the words. (Week of February 28, 2011)

The 1st Annual Unload Awards. Madge and Dave welcome you to the biggest awards show this week, where they'll be announcing which clips from the last 70 episodes will be walking away with the coveted Unloadie. Also, don't miss the exclusive Barbara Walters' interview with Madge and Dave after the show. (Week of February 21, 2011)

Madge and Dave sit down Pamela Anderson and her obsession with saving the monkeys and suggest she take a healthy dose of "serepherin". (Week of February 21, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Rod Stewart, Cameron Diaz' man arms, how robots are going to take over Jeopardy and the Earth, John Mayer and new feature 'The Kardashians Made $65 Million Last Year...Whaaaat!? Also, the dirt on washcloths, why the term 'robbers' needs to be updated and why NCIS doesn't deserve to be a top TV show. Oh, and Dave answers everything in the form of a question. (Week of February...

Madge and Dave and "Cranky Cashier Lady" spend some quality time with each other. (Week of February 14, 2011)

The Valentine's Day Episode! Madge and Dave discuss Mr. Mubarak, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Footloose, Scientology and Katie Couric. Also, new features Madge in a Minute and 'Why We Love Sandra Bullock.' Plus the Pepto Bismol Point Counterpoint debate, the things we'd love the other person to stop doing and a listener unload from Scott. Oh, and Madge gets all Nostradamusy. (Week of February 7, 2011)

Madge and Dave hold an intervention for 'Fancy Restaurant Piano Player Who Doesn't Play Fancy Music." (Week of February 7, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss their Superbowl predictions, Miley Cyrus' new tat, Anderson Cooper getting his butt kicked and try to figure out why Christina Aguilera looks orange. Also, germy hot tubs, gymnastics, Peabo Bryson and I Don't Get Neve Campbell. Oh, and Madge does the 'Sling Blade.' (Week of January 31, 2011)

Madge and Dave sit down 150,000 people and give them an intervention so good they might actually want to watch it on YouTube. (Week of January 31, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Canada, Oscar nominations, Will Smith's lack of any new movie ideas, Charlie Sheen's hernia and Taco Bell's meat. Also, new feature 5 Seconds About Our Previous Feature 10 Seconds About Sundance, I Don't Get Charo and couch forts. Oh, and Madge has some pretty strong opinions about the Moon. (Week of January 24, 2011)

Madge and Dave give Pete Wentz a Hair-tervention. (Week of January 24, 2011)

Madge and Dave unveil the world premiere of their new swanky theme song, disect American Idol, introduce the new segment 10 Seconds About Sundance and unleash The Greatest Unimportant Story Ever. Also, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, I Don't Get Ethan Hawke and a listener unload about coffee table books. Oh, and Dave won't ever be an astronaut. (Week of January 17, 2011)

Madge and Dave sit down the most annoying form of currency on the face of the Earth. (Week of January 17, 2011)

Madge and Dave complain about the new astrological signs, marvel at Kelsey Grammer's crossdressing and Ted Williams bad luck and generally don't get Taylor Lautner. Also, Madge and Dave's Official Golden Globes Pre-Cap, the dangers of self-diagnosis with WebMD and mountain climber key chains. Plus, a cryptic listener unload from Ashley. Oh, and Madge sings the Facts of Life. (Week of January 10, 2...

Madge and Dave have a heart to heart talk with Annoyingly Persistent You Gotta Taste My Food Person. (Week of January 10, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss American Idol, dead birds and Kirk Cameron, Britney Spears' personal hygiene, Starbucks' new logo and the homeless guy with the radio announcer's voice. Also, new feature 'Wasn't There A Solar Eclipse The Other Day?" Plus, personal unloads on Vegas, nose pores, pockets and a listener unload from Lisa. Oh, and Madge coins a whole new set of catchy phrases. (Week of January 3,...

Madge and Dave sit down Bob DeNiro and tell him to shut the back door (which is a phrase that will change all of your lives). (Week of January 3, 2011)

Madge and Dave celebrate the new year with an extended edition. This week, they agree to never ever discuss Randy Quaid, the Chilean Miners, Kate Gosselin, Jet Blue's Steven Slater, Double Rainbow and The Event. Also, new year resolutions include the avoidance of Starbuck's Salted Caramel drinks, saying 'dude', binge eating and using paper towels to open up the inside of a public bathroom door. Fi...

Madge and Dave celebrate life (sort of) in this heart-warming Holiday Special. Don't miss Madge and Dave's Top 10 Worst Holiday Gifts, I Don't Get neighborhoods that light up their houses, and a deep analysis of bad lyrics in Christmas songs. Also, the darker side of egg nog, cookies, ham and a Listener Unload from Fabe about the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Oh, and Dave figures out a sure fire way...

Madge and Dave get into the Christmas Eve spirit by suggesting the total and complete eradication of Santa Claus. (December 24, 2010)

Madge and Dave question the experience necessary to be a weatherperson or meteorologist. (December 23, 2010)