Unload with Madge and Dave

Madge and Dave discuss politics (sort of), food poisoning, circumcision, Russell Crowe, Ice-T, Alec Baldwin and how Will.i.am keeps forgetting his own lyrics. Plus, Madge Libs, Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Shia LaBeouf. Also, papercuts, half-a-stick-of-gummers, magazine subscription cards and an incoherent listener unload. Oh, and Madge decides to carry a midget in a backpack. (Week of Ju...

Madge and Dave discuss hair gel, Ellen Pompeo, barber biters, Scarlett Johansson and X Men First Class.  Plus, Incontinence or BLANK, I Don't Get Kaley Cuoco, auto nodders, hating toile and a listener unload from a saliva lover. Oh, and Madge and Dave replace a heart with a ham. (Week of May 30, 2011)

Madge and Dave unsheath an Intervention on the nether regions of The Hangover, Part 2. (Week of May 30, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Scotty McCreery, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and vacuums, Hugh Laurie's singing career and The Hangover 2. Plus, Incoherent Listener E-mails, Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Sandra Oh. Also, Dave's trip to the UK, writing better signs for the homeless and a listener unload from Kale. Oh, and Madge remembers a dead raccoon. (Week of May 23, 2011)

Madge and Dave take a dip into the aquarium-filled intervention waters. (Week of May 23, 2011)

Exclusive unearthed never-before-heard episode of Unload with Madge and Dave from December 1984. (Week of December 3, 1984)

Madge and Dave hold an intervention for the magicians of the world and contract a very serious case of 'magicuenza.' (Week of May 16, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Ashton Kutcher, George Michael, Bristol Palin, the smell in Toronto and the monstrous Will Smith trailer in New York. Also, new feature 'Incontinence or BLANK' and returning feature I Don't Get Hugh Grant. Plus, moldy cheese, big useless key chains and people who don't have call waiting.  Oh, and Dave explains the rules of Super Password. (Week of May 9, 2011)

Madge and Dave furiously intervene against Vin Diesel. (Week of May 9, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss their true identities (sort of), Starsky's irrational stalker, Seattle phonebooks, Ice-T, Susan Boyle and porn, Nikki Cox and bad baby naming and Thor. Also, I Don't Get Kirsten Dunst, jockeys, how to kill a lobster, and how cults can do a better job at selling themselves. Plus, J.D. and Thunder from Stack of Dimes call in to unload about cupcakes. Oh, and Madge coins the ne...

Madge and Dave sniff out the over-cologner and intervene. (Week of May 2, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss their new music, Shazam, the Royal Wedding, spooky Vampire Diaries, January Jones and S.E.T.I. being shut down. Also, new feature The Unload Conversion, I Don't Get Liza Minelli, zippers, ankle tats and why hip food trucks are pulling the wool over our eyes. Plus, Superman renounces his citizenship. Oh, and Madge and Dave roast Asaad Kelada. (Week of April 25, 2011)

Madge and Dave make a very special announcement about the future of the show. (April 28, 2011)

Madge and Dave rake the game of Monopoly over the hot coals of Intervention. (Week of April 25, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss their new show tagline, new T-shirts and challenge listeners to decide between Stephen Hawking and Shazam. Plus, American Idol, unicorns, origami toilet paper, harmonicas, an update on the water bottle sabateur and more couch cusion eating freaks. Returning features include 'Madge Remembers' and 'I Don't Get Audrina.' Oh, and Madge alerts the public about the poisonous jelly...

Madge and Dave ask the Black Eyed Peas to refrain from opening their own school in NYC in addition to shutting up. (Week of April 18, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Condoleeza Rice, the Verizon Guy, the demise of soap operas, toddlers being served alcohol and the S.F. man who caught fire in a porn shop. Plus, new feature "Madge Remembers..." and I Don't Get...Paul Reiser. Plus, making a better prosthetic leg, living with apes and a listener unload about Thumb Wars. Oh, and Dave does his best Neil Diamond. (Week of April 11, 2011)

Madge and Dave team up with Sarah from Wisconsin on an intervention with the Cake Boss himself. (Week of April 11, 2011)

Madge and Dave celebrate the big 4-0 and discuss Donald Trump, Jersey Shore, bank robberies, Khloe Kardashian, gay cavemen and George Lucas' daughter's MMA fighting career.  Also, American Idol, wine snobs and a listener unload from Aaron Roden of Air-Raid.net. Plus, features 'I Don't Get Russell Brand' and yet another favorite movie moment, reinacted. Oh, and Dave complains about underwater tea p...

Madge and Dave give Stephen Hawking's virtual voice a talking to. (Week of April 4, 2011)

Madge and Dave welcome Party of Five/7th Heaven star Jeremy London to the show for his celebrity unload. Also, they discuss the new website, introduce the Arnold Update and new feature 'Our Favorite Moments from Movies Reinacted." Plus, Betty White, Snooki, disgusting commercials, Silly Putty, loud sneezers and I Don't Get Tom Hanks. Oh, and Madge and Dave realize that Jim Nabors is still alive. (...

Madge and Dave ask Sly Stallone to rethink his own clothing line based on Rocky and Rambo.  (Week of March 28, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Chris Brown, Elizabeth Taylor, Zsa Zsa Gabor and the bikini-clad woman who tore up a Burger King. Plus, we discuss GE's new Prince William fridge, the woman who hid cash and pills in her privates, why the witness protection program stinks and why taking pills needs to be more pleasurable. Also, I Don't Get Uma Thurman and Stupid-Head Dave. And Madge coins the phrase 'purgina...

Madge and Dave intervene with the infamous person who invented ambrosia salad.  (Week of March 21, 2011)

Madge and Dave welcome Celebrity Unloader and comedy legend Jerry Stiller. Plus, Pete Wentz gets a haircut, Mel Gibson gets booked, Billy Ray calls off the divorce and Facebook is causing them. Also, features "Yes, They're Still Alive, Ernest Borgnine Edition" and I Don't Get Zac Efron. Oh, and Madge and Dave refuse to wear green. (Week of March 14, 2011)