UNDRESSED WITH POL' AND PATRIK

MURDER, MAYHEM & A LITTLE MELROSE MADNESS! This week on UNDRESSED WITH POL’ AND PATRIK, we’re getting dangerously close to true crime with Jami Rice, the powerhouse podcaster behind Murderish and Dirty Money Moves, and co-host of Bravo’s Most Wanted! We kick things off with Santa Clarita shade, the 909-versus-714 debate, luxury Jaguars, car phones and pagers. Then the conversation takes a terrifyi...

Oscar glamour, Hollywood fashion disasters, Netflix reboots, a possible engagement, and a mysterious CAT in a coffee cup?! Nicole Alyse Nelson is back, and we put her in THE HAUTE SEAT before Pol’ reads her Armenian coffee grounds for love, career, and unfinished business! RUNWAY RUNDOWN: We start with Alison Brie’s peach Tribeca dress, which Pol’ compares to a tent. Then Nicole’s own conservative...

Academy Award nominee Nicole Alyse Nelson joins us in the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills West Hollywood studio—and she brings her parents all the way from Texas! From the minute she sits down, this interview goes everywhere: Hollywood dreams, Nickelodeon fame, Oscar night secrets, Emma Thompson, painful Cinderella shoes, an escape-room disaster and, naturally, a bat flying through our bedroom. Nicole ta...

Michelle Barone has been waiting two years for this Armenian coffee reading — and the cup wastes no time going straight to the one disappointment she still hasn't completely shaken. What begins with the aftermath of a major reality-TV opportunity quickly becomes something much bigger. Pol' Atteu sees that what Michelle thought was a destination may actually have been an introduction — putting her...

Michelle Barone is UNDRESSED in New York City — and nothing is off limits. Michelle joins Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson for a wildly candid conversation about the reality-TV opportunity that almost changed everything: her months-long run at The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She opens up about going through 11 auditions over roughly eight and a half months, filming with Dolores Catania and Margare...

Arden Myrin sits down for her Armenian coffee reading, and almost immediately the cup turns deeply personal. Pol' Atteu sees a single letter in the saucer that stops Arden cold — a connection to her late mother that seems impossible to ignore. From there, the reading begins pointing toward a major shift already gathering around Arden, with something unexpected waiting for her when she returns from...

Arden Myrin is officially in The Haute Seat — and nothing is safe. Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson put Arden to work on the headlines, the red carpet and a game built around the very unusual place that helped make her who she is. The conversation starts with World Cup eye candy and quickly veers into one of the wildest spectacles imaginable, before a celebrity romance sparks a debate over love, loya...

Arden Myrin is back in the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills Showroom and we get into everything from Hollywood war stories to protecting your magic, dating after divorce, fashion obsessions and the very unusual reason her on-screen husband Burt Kreischer still will not kiss her. We pick up with Arden looking back at the shows she loved making, what it feels like to be underestimated, and why she refuses t...

Arden Myrin comes to the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills house dressed to kill—and within minutes, nothing is off limits. We get into the creative energy that keeps all three of us moving, why Arden says she shuts down instead of screaming when things go sideways, and the deeply personal chapter of her 18-year relationship that ended during the pandemic. She opens up about fertility treatments, the uncer...

Janet Caperna has survived The Valley, marriage, motherhood and our Haute Seat—but is she ready for what’s hiding at the bottom of her Armenian coffee cup that Pol' sees? In her very first Armenian Coffee Reading, Janet quickly discovers that the grounds may know a little too much. Pol' immediately picks up on travel plans that haven’t even happened yet—but one trip comes with a warning...

Janet Caperna is back in The Haute Seat, and nothing is off-limits as we strip down Bravo’s hottest headlines, red-carpet fashion and some truly jaw-dropping reality-TV history. We kick off with Haute Topics and Janet’s take on breaking the fourth wall. She explains why reality TV sometimes has to acknowledge fame, production and the comment section for the story to make sense—and gets candid abou...

Janet Caperna is back in the Haute Seat with us, and this time we go even deeper into love, marriage, motherhood, money, reality TV and the friendships that made—and complicated—The Valley. Janet tells us how a four-Corona Tulum moment changed everything when she looked at longtime friend Jason and suddenly realized the guy she had been searching for was already in front of her. From their first r...

It’s our 23rd anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: completely UNDRESSED, wildly inappropriate, and with one of Bravo’s most talked-about personalities, Janet Caperna of The Valley. We’ve known Janet for nearly a decade, but this time we’re going all the way back to her pre-Bravo life in Columbus, Ohio — before the cameras, before The Valley, and before an unexpected poolsid...

In this deeply personal installment of our Anna Nicole Smith: Portrait of an Icon series, we open Chapter Two of our book and remember the person who was truly at the center of Anna Nicole Smith’s world: her son, Daniel Wayne Smith. We knew Daniel away from the headlines and cameras—as the quiet, brilliant, soft-spoken young man who loved books, video games, trivia and simply being close to his mo...

Before we ever turned the coffee cup over, we found ourselves laughing hysterically about everything from losing contact lenses inside your eye for a month to plastic surgery, aging gracefully, skinny jeans, fashion disasters, and why reading glasses suddenly become accessories instead of necessities. Somehow we also managed to debate the ideal size of certain male anatomy, revisit Frank's terrify...

The Interview Everyone NeededWhen we returned to New York City—the city where our own love story first began—we couldn't wait to sit down with celebrity makeup artist and The Snake winner, Frank Joseph. We expected laughs, Hollywood stories and a little reality-TV gossip. What we didn't expect was one of the most honest and emotionally revealing conversations we've had in a long time. From the mom...

In this episode, we take you behind the scenes of my cosmetic surgery with renowned Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Saul Lahijani, and absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Patrik expected a routine laser resurfacing appointment... instead it became a three-and-a-half-hour surgical marathon complete with mystery Gore-Tex implants, unexpected lip surgery, missing buccal fat, multiple rounds...

The surgery may be over, but the real adventure is just beginning. In Part 2, we take you behind the scenes of what happened after we left the operating room—and let's just say absolutely nothing went according to plan. From unexpected recovery room chaos and hilarious mishaps to moments that had us laughing one minute and emotional the next, this episode proves that healing is never as glamorous...

Twin City's Destiny Was Already WrittenPol's Armenian coffee reading takes center stage as we sit down with the incredibly talented twins of Twin City for one of the most emotional and surprisingly accurate coffee readings we've ever experienced. What begins as a fun tradition quickly turns into a deeply personal conversation when the coffee cup immediately reveals an unexpected "third person," le...

What happens when you put us in a room with a pair of hilarious, talented twin sisters who finish each other's sentences, constantly tease one another, and are chasing their dreams in the music industry? Absolute chaos—and we loved every second of it. Joining us from New York City is the dynamic pop duo Twin City, fraternal twin sisters Anjali and Bhavani Piti, whose infectious personalities,...

Love, Laughter & Absolute Mayhem In Mexico. What was supposed to be a romantic birthday and anniversary getaway to Cancun quickly turned into one unforgettable adventure! We take you behind the scenes of our week in paradise—from arriving during the infamous sargassum season (trust us... don't make our mistake!) to discovering that Mother Nature had other plans for our beach vacation. Thankfully,...

Our birthday getaway to Cancun was supposed to begin with champagne and celebration—but instead it turned into one of the most unbelievable travel nightmares we've ever experienced. We take everyone behind the scenes of the chaos that started before sunrise when American Airlines canceled our original flight, rebooked us multiple times, changed our gates over and over again, and somehow managed to...

After an unforgettable conversation filled with reality TV secrets, fashion, family, and laughter, we close out our four-part series with Valley Persian Style star, Sky Askari in one of our favorite traditions—The Armenian Coffee Reading. As Pol' studies the coffee grounds, the conversation quickly shifts from fun to deeply emotional. Without any prior knowledge of some of Sky's most per...

Welcome back to UNDRESSED: THE HAUTE SEAT with Sky Askari, where couture meets chaos and absolutely nothing is off limits.. We put Sky directly in the fashion haute seat as we dive into celebrity style, diamonds, reality TV drama, and some very strong opinions that are guaranteed to get people talking. We kick things off with our signature segment, Runway Rundown, where we break dow...

Welcome back to UNDRESSED: THE INTERVIEW as we continue our unforgettable conversation with Valley Persian Style star Sky Askari. In Part 2, we go far beyond the headlines and dive into marriage, reality television, family, fame, and the unexpected challenges that come with opening your life to millions of viewers. From separate bedrooms and Cartier proposals to cast feuds and...