Undercooked Analysis

David and Kaela talk to Kylie and Eli of Animal Fact Files about some of the planet’s strangest animals, and what features of those creatures might inspire horror in the right context (though nothing will ever top the deadly Flyon). Pre-order Mind-Blowing Facts About the Planet’s Strangest Animals by Kylie Keen here !

Halloween is fast approaching, and David, Kaela and Benjamin have a perfectly seasonal story to share. Get ready to have some tricks treated and some chains rattled with the tale of an All Hallows’ ritual with good intentions and horrific consequences. Story submitted by Knadire. Read along here .

David, Kaela, Allen and Seid celebrate Allen’s birthday and the beginning of spooky month with a story about a house, a dog, and several books that are not actually there. There’s drinking involved (for our readers, not in the story) and dice get rolled. Also, news about Midnight Marinara’s future. "Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Read along here .

David, Allen and Abysmii will never in their lives be prepared for the twists and turns of these oddball stories. Also in this episode: anecdotes about Japan, Einstein jumpscares and a real reminder of the show’s credo. Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.

The beloved segment returns! David and Allen receive five stories from the mysterious Rue and proceed to do very little effective proper critique while accidentally creating yet another UCA meme character in the process. All stories submitted by Rue.

One last Liminal Real Estate claim (for the time being) as David, Kaela and Abysmii try in vain to cross a bridge that may or may-not lead to a mystical sandwich kingdom. Also, a revelation about the nature of beer takes place. Story submitted by HyperThermal. Read along here .

The Liminal Real Estate agents of David, Kaela and Abysmii list a nice little number discovered during a livestream by a man who might possibly be a grandpa that played Tomagatchi. Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Read along here .

A short story penned for a Liminal Spaces writing challenge ends up prompting some surprisingly deep and serious discussion from David, Allen and Abysmii. Story submitted by Knadire. Read along here .

David and Kaela read a short and punchy little number conceptually inspired by a They Might Be Giants song. Story submitted by Max.

David and Allen check out the Frozen Goat Cave and things get a more than a tad cryptic. Story submitted by A.C. Silva. Read along here .

A four-podcast mashup! The creators of Darkly Lit, Undercooked Analysis, The Jaymeson Tapes and Coffee & Pie all gather in one place to have some goofy discussions! Follow along as these weirdos tangent back and forth with some quality(?) conversation.

The Darkly Lit Trio make a quick return to the Foundation to fulfill a request for Seid, and end up finding a deep dive into a multiversal conundrum in the process. All entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-230 - “The Gayest Man Alive” was archived by Sc0tch. SCP-2614 - “Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself” was archived by bbaztek.

Oh good golly gosh, it looks like things are going a little kooky over there with our friends David, Allen and Abysmii, donchaknow. Maybe they got in a little too deep with this haunted doll story, but it probably has more to do with them getting into the mindset of a new character that may just have some meme staying power, oh yes she does! Story submitted by neosaiyanangel. Read along here .

After nearly three years, David, Kaela and Allen grab a few from the Hennessy Vending Machine (SCP-294 that still needs repair) and read an account of an IKEA that goes on forever, the source of inspiration for the last two major episodes of Lord Bung’s “Confinement.” Also, David revives and old gag because why not? All entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.n...

In a surprise early episode, your usual hosts do their usual thing. Story by Rorshack Rorshan.

David and long-suffering inter-dimensional traveler Ben Paddon ( Jump Leads ) will bug bomb their way through this Cleric story that has way too many legs and even more tangents. Arachnophobes beware: this episode contains a lot of daddy longlegs! Story by ClericofMadness. Read along here .

David, Kaela and Abysmii go fishing, and catch one whopper of an eldritch story with a nice dash of yearning. Story by Kite Line, submitted by Cthuhlu Ftagn with permission. Read along here .

Allen and David have shelled out prompts, and now meet clandestinely in the desert to create something with the vibe of analog horror based on your suggestions! Could it be they’ve locked onto the next big Creative Horror project? Creepy Cooking Staff’s theme music by Abysmii.

David comes in too hot on the mic in this recording while Allen is busy rolling at the bar. What brings them together is a story about lucid dreaming and a recurring image… Story submitted by Leon H.

2023 kicks off with something not quite Short and Shivery. David shares one last bit of SS1 emulation with Allen, and bonds will be tested. Stories submitted by Troy Wullbrandt: ”We Won’t Leave Orbit Until My Son Learns His Lesson” "Whole Foods Is Milking Something It Shouldn’t” ”My Daughter Loves The Snow Too Much” ”The Voices In My Walls Say Fight On”

The wrapping paper is coming off of this holiday gift for David, Kaela, Allen, Abysmii and Papreeka, and it turns out it’s a rotten apple of a fanfic - a return of sorts to the nonsensical narrative universe of Happy Appy. How does the story handle when written by someone other than Dronian? Well… “Happy Appy III: the sequel-prequel happy happy-appening” was submitted by Gamma Numeric.

Little did Allen and David know that when they started this venture into five more shortstory1 stories, they would come to some concrete revelations and legit information about the author. This episode is an unexpected culmination, and not one to be missed! Stories in this episode: “ I failed to understand the cat ,” “ Something keeps scaring all of the supernatural creatures in my area ,” “ I hat...

David, Kaela and Benjamin are going to have to put their waders on as they read this flash fiction story with grotesque banality at its heart. And a lot of meat. Story submitted by Daniel Scamell. Read along at The Molotov Cocktail .

David, Kaela and Abysmii celebrate Guy Fawkes’ Day with another story plumbed from the dreams of the Great Old One. This time, it’s a VHS that has footage of the creation of humanity and how it was done. What existential conundrums will this cause for all and sundry? Story by Brendan Cleary, submitted by Cthuhlu Ftagn with permission.

As Halloween approaches, David, Kaela and Seid gather to study a ritual, and possibly a new career path (both willing and unwilling) in spiritual medium practices. What will the board tell them? Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.