Under The Mountain: An ACOTAR Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Feyre must clean and is forced into a terrible bargain by the High Lord of the Night Court…    What exactly IS Amarantha so busy with down here? Does Rhysand actually NEED a bargain to help Feyre? Why IS the Lady of Autumn so hot? And why DOES the bargain tattoo have FLOWERS? All this and more... 🌹✨   Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 37 + 38 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sa...

Send us Fan Mail The first of Feyre's trials Under The Mountain begins!! Was the Wyrm ALSO a victim of Amarantha? Did Tamlin and Lucien bet AGAINST Feyre? How DOES getting chased by a giant worm represent love? Who are we shipping the Middengard Wyrm with? All this and more... 🌹✨ Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 35 + 36 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  --- 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:...

Send us Fan Mail Feyre is finally going UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!!! We meet our resident Evil Queen, Amarantha and her cool sidekick... the Attor.  Did Feyre use transportation magic to get Under the Mountain? Should we have taken Alis' advice more seriously? Why does the Attor want to throw down so bad?? All this and more... 🌹✨ Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 33 + 34 of A Court of Thorns and R...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone's favorite servant (ALIS!) takes the time to lore dump alllll of the pertinent information before our descent Under the Mountain begins!  Who TF are Jurian and Clythia? Why DID the High Lords agree to go to the Masquerade Ball? Why HASN'T the King of Hybern been using his Unholy Spell Book? Why DIDN'T Feyre bring any ash with her?? All this and more... 🌹✨...

Send us Fan Mail Feyre bonds with Nesta before realizing she simply MUST rescue poor Tamlin from Amarantha's clutches! And back to Prythian we go!  If Nesta can fight off the glamour, what ELSE can she do? Is Isaac Hale's new wife AFRAID of Feyre? What sort of EXCITING interactions happened at the ball? Why DON'T the Archeron's simply move away from the wall?? All this and more...

Send us Fan Mail Feyre is back home in the disgusting human world and we get to spend some time with our favorite sisters… Nesta and Elain!  What beauty secrets did Feyre learn in Prythian?? Elain wants to do WHAT on her trip to the continent? Feyre has HOW MUCH money?? All this and more...   Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 28 + 29 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  --- 🧚🏻‍♀️ So...

Send us Fan Mail Feyre and Tamlin have one last whirlwind night before she is packed up and sent back home 😭💔 Why DOES Feyre believe she can fight immovable gods? Did Tamlin have ULTERIOR MOTIVES this evening? Is Rhysand still sending Feyre PSYCHIC MESSAGES? All this and more...  ✨🌹 Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 27 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube:...

Send us Fan Mail Uh oh, bad boy Rhysand has arrived!  Join us (in the dining room) for some kneeling and some begging with our lunch 😏 Rhysand taught Tamlin how to do WHAT?? Is Tamlin bowing totally ick or a power move? What was the REAL reason Amarantha wanted Tamlin Under the Mountain? All of these questions answered and more... 🌹✨ Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 26 of A Court of Thorns and...

Send us Fan Mail Join us for the incredible and romantic Summer Solstice Festival at the Spring Court! Tamlin plays the fiddle, Feyre can't stop dancing and some magical kissing commences 💋 Did Tamlin and Lucien PLAN to make Feyre drink faerie wine ON PURPOSE?? Was Feyre's bond with Rhysand temporarily BROKEN? What IS the meaning behind Prythian making Feyre DUMMY THICC? All of these qu...

Send us Fan Mail Feyre gets supercharged with Fae Vision, the Spring Court has a population boom and the Night Court leaves a nasty little gift.  Did Rhysand make a secret visit under the willow tree?? How the hell do these glamours work anyway? Why is Feyre so afraid of the bug gardeners? All that AND MORE... ✨🌹 Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 23 + 24 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 22 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Tamlin does some magic tricks, there's an art exhibit and Feyre wears .... a DRESS??? 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tankly Seeker and Confessor Podcast - Spoti...

Send us Fan Mail ** THE SURIEL IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES, I AM SORRY :( THE SHIPPING IS JUST REAL EXPENSIVE. LOVE ALL OF YOU ♥️ ** Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 20 + 21 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  CALANMAI IS HERE!!! We see the outside of the secret cave, Rhysand makes his FIRST appearance and Tamlin gets a little.. wild in the hallway with Feyre...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 19 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre enters her artist era, Tamlin gets caught in a trap and an enemy enters the Spring Court 🦇🫣 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tankly Seeker and Confessor Podcas...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 18 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  We have a spicy little picnic and take a dip in a starlight pool of mysterious origin and liquid ⭐️💦 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tankly Seeker and Confessor Pod...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 17 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  We see Prythian Urgent Care in ACTION, Lucien's eye is on the fritz and Feyre makes a promise she can't keep. 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tankly Seeker...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 16 (sorry, no 17, we lied!) of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre calls out Alis for not having a man, the Suriel secret is out in the open and Tamlin puts in an important shopping order. 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Fran...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 14 + 15 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre catches the Suriel (everyone's favorite diva), the naga come out to play and Tamlin's big muscles save the day! Huzzah!  🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta -...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 13 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre HATES BOOKS, we admire a beautiful mural (map?) and we get invited into Lucien's bedroom 🤭 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tankly Seeker and Confessor Pod...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 12 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre doesn't look at art, Tamlin needs some TLC after the Bogge attack and the boys get a little heated in the dining room. 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tank...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 10 + 11 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  We have a harrowing run-in with the Bogge, Tamlin has a rough week and Feyre gets absolutely wrecked by the Puca's tricks. 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 8 + 9 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre and Lucien take a nice ride in the countryside. We learn more about the cursed masquerade ball and of some conveniently useful Fae that may be skulking around these woods!  🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us:...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 7 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre expands her artistic horizons, Alis snaps back and is Tamlin... flirting? 😏 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: Lauren Insta - @tcsbooks Frank Insta - @frankly_tankly Seeker and Confessor Podcast - Spotify, Apple...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 6 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Feyre and Tamlin arrive at the beautiful Spring Court! We meet the ever-sassy Lucien, we eat a lavish feast (but SHOULD we??) and Feyre wants to wear her disgusting rags to dinner. 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod Instagram - @UTMPod TikTok - @UTMPodcast 🌹 More Of Us: La...

Send us Fan Mail Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 4 + 5 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  A frightening intruder barges into the house and the tenets of a mysterious treaty must be upheld! Why IS there a loophole in the treaty? Why is Feyre so impressed with this Fae's saddle? What is a Cursed Oathbreaker.. really?  🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod I...

Send us Fan Mail WELCOME Under The Mountain - Prythians and Mortals, alike! Frank and Lauren begin their journey with Chapter 1 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Join us as we discuss wolves, faeries the world map, the lack of Gods.. and a mysterious, wintery huntress. Costumes, CRITICISM, analysis and thirsty thoughts 💦 🧚🏻‍♀️ Socials:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@UTMPod In...