Uncourted: An ACOTAR Podcast

Welcome to the Summer Court! On this lovely beach vacation we get to enjoy Feyre flirting with Tarquin, a confusing shaped doorknob, and a rich person party boat for those summer vibes. Too bad they have to steal from these guys! Also Rhysand is being a dick and Feyre is on her way to becoming the avatar, master of all four elements.

These chapters are all about feeding, fighting and flirting. Just waiting on that last F word. The Night Court squad have a night out on the town, SJM invented texting but make it magic just so Rhys can flirt and be annoying, and then Cassian begins his training montage with Feyre. Finally she realizes how shit Tamlin was at the end of all things. And it's at last time for a summer vacation!

For this week's episode we covered four whole (short) chapters. Rhys turns Feyre into bait, she winnows for the first time, and Azriel uses Truth-Teller on the Attor. Literacy queen writes a letter to Tamlin and we're sure that will definitely help.

In this episode we cover THREE chapters in which Feyre and the boys venture back to the mortal lands below the wall. Nesta continues to suck, we have the most awkward dinner imaginable, and Feyre doesn't fit in. Somehow Azriel comes out being the most civilized in the whole venture.

In today's episode, Rhys sends Feyre on quite a questionable trip to a cottage in the middle of a terrifying wood to obtain..... a ring? Em and Cam discuss the morals of our favorite bat boy, the classic fairytale energy of the Weaver's innocent-looking trap, and Ianthe's increasingly sus energy.

In this juicy episode of Uncourted we delve deep into the mountain to come face to illusory face with the Bone Carver. Em starts conspiracy theorizing again (sorry for the Throne of Glass spoiler moments) and of course everything about the Cauldron is real. Macbeth moment for Feyre, and a new title for her as well as a new title of a new creature yet to be met: the Weaver.

Lore lore lore! This is an episode of lore dropping, awkward family dinner, and new characters joining our cast. We discuss proper storage of swords, unfortunate barbarianism, and much more in this extra long episode.

Covering chapters 14 and 15 this week we officially begin PART TWO of ACOMAF, the House of Wind. New guys unlocked, Feyre has a lot to reconcile with, and what does it all mean that there is a secret city that Rhysand personally kept protected through Amarantha's reign? We do NOT miss Tamlin right now, that's for sure.

Uhhhhhh so that was bad right? This was crazy? A lot to unpack here and none of it is good.

So Tamlin somehow got worse? We called last episode the oof episode and it got worse! In this episode we witness Tamlin's actual magic explosion and Feyre's spiral into worse depression. Time to go back to Night Court with Rhys who is kind of losing his mind at how bad Feyre looks.

In this episode covering chapters 7-8, Rhys explains his series of L's trying to catch the Suriel, and probably war is coming (and he's not starting it!). A series of unfortunate Tamlin oofs unfold. Tamlin goes back to forbidding Feyre from doing anything and the tithe is upon us.

Welcome to the Night Court everyone! This might be the most iconic Feyre moment yet in these chapters, we get a true SJM Marvel moment, and Rhys is just as shitty and needly as ever. Turns out, Night Court not so scary? If you heard us answering the same listener question a second time, no you didn't shush.

In this episode we cover the thrilling developments of Feyre's guilt, PTSD, and the wedding that she clearly does not want. In fact, it seems like no one really cares what she wants! Surprise dramatic entrance by Rhys, to ruin (save?) the day.

And welcome to a new season, new logo, a new book, a new series of problems for Feyre (and old ones still waiting in the wings). We pick up three months later in the timeline after the horrors of under the mountain and Feyre vomits a lot, she's engaged and unhappy about it, and Tamlin's bestie Ianthe is here to help with all things wedding. Where is Rhys and why hasn't he collected on...

In this final episode concluding A Court of Thorns and Roses (we made it!), we witness Feyre's bizarre out of body experience, Fae resurrection rituals, and Feyre becomes a baby deer. The book ends, and we have questions left unanswered. But don't worry, we will immediately jump to the next book for the next episode!

In this penultimate episode of ACOTAR we get the angst of the final task, the drama of Tamlin's true curse at last revealed, and the question on all our minds: where is Lucien? We are almost at the end! How are we almost at the end?

Only one chapter for this one, but it sure is a Juicy (TM) one. There's making out in this one! Chapter 42 gets Feyre's paint all messed up and Rhysand surprisingly opens up to Feyre a little bit after protecting her from Amarantha.

We have reached the second task in this episode and get to enjoy Feyre freaking out and Lucien being a poor little meow meow. It's everything we've ever wanted. Rhys is surprisingly helpful! Until he is gross...

In today's episode of Uncourted, Feyre exits the world of Beauty and the Beast and becomes Cinderella instead with her simple house chores under threat of torture. Everyone including Rhys is confused about the lentils. We get to see Rhysand's beastly form then we get to see all of Feyre's naked form. Another rule broken!

In this episode of Uncourted, Feyre faces her first task! Kill a Middengard Worm, no big deal. While the faeries all take bets on her survival, she gets a horrific injury only to have to deal with Rhys, our favourite OC with purple orbs and cloaked in shadows.

This is the one where it's the ballad of Tam Lin because an evil queen is forcing Feyre to prove her love via three tasks. Clare is pinned to the wall and Jurian is here as an eyeball and a bone. Welcome to hell! Did you solve the riddle?

After months and months of detective work, comparing notes, connecting red strings, putting puzzle pieces together and searching for a solution, we can all say it: Emily was right. The lore is revealed, the curse is bound, the queen is real. Alis tells all and Feyre goes under the mountain. The moment you have all been waiting for!

In this episode we cover the chapters where Feyre is stuck back in boring human land, but Nesta remembers everything. Is Nestea lowkey an icon? Highkey Feyre put a whole family in danger so L for her on this one. The PLOT is kicking off everyone!

WE RECORDED IN PERSON. We sweat for you to make this happen. Horny energy to evil horny energy, and then back to horny again with our very first sex scene in the series. This is the part in beauty and the beast where Feyre is set free and Nesta is go girl give us nothing upon her return.

Epic lows and epic highs as we read these chapters. Feyre opens her eyes to all the gaslighting, I mean, glamours that have been done to her, and then a head is delivered to them courtesy of Night Court. We get the romance of summer solstice and the sexiness of Tamlin playing a fiddle to make up for the whole severed head incident though!