Unclassical

Part 2! And we're all not invited to the Mad Hatters Tea Party, but we're all going anyway! We speak a lot about colonial racism in this episode, seriously, everything is so racist, how history is so bad! I know we know this, but f0ck, we need to do so much better not just because of the inequality we still have today, but to atone for all the horrors of the past! And on a lighter note, listen to...

NEW SERIES and we're taking a look at a classic I'm sure we all know, but how well do we actually know it? Alice is eloquent as fuck for a 6 year old, no? Why would a fully grown man depict a child as being more mature than they really - oh ok, right, yeah I see what he's doing there. F*ck sake. Yeah, TW for pedophilia. Enjoy! And Don't yeet lizards!

Is Hymen Scream the best name for a feminist thrash metal band or what? I'm making an album cover, it's going to be a thing. Anyway - trigger warning! This contains all the suicide references (spoiler? It's a Greek tragedy, what did we think was going to happen?) AND! The erasure of women in this is ridiculous!!! They forget Antigone!!! IT'S F0CKING NAMED AFTER HER!!! Thank you for joining us on o...

Why is Antigone sorting out everyone else's shit? Antigone might have had things she wanted to do with her life, but no, she's busy sorting all the men out, making sure they all feel listened to and respected and Ismene, shit, has anyone seen Ismene?!?!

Greek plays are a bit weird, only one character is blind but they all have blind faith! And again - how is this not a comedy?! Who would you cast in our stage version of Oedipus?

Welcome back! We have missed cackling at ridiculous stories so much! What the fuck are Greek plays? This had us cracking up! Join us as we find out what Oedipus has been up to since he got banished for being gross.

Well, that was... surreal... how is this not comedy?? Well, it all just goes to shit tbh, but in the most weird way, just listen, I think this is one of the most bizarre texts we've looked at. Also! We are going to be taking a short break, but will be resuming the Theban Plays here on 19th May! But don't worry, we will be around before then! Tonight we are doing a livestream on Twitch with N'Calma...

So I (Marsha) read The Theban Plays at school, but fuck, I did not remember how batshit they are! Descend into the surreal with us as we take a look at the festering faeces pile that is Oedipus' life!

Suicide TW for this episode! Sorry, but how awful are these main characters?! I mean Rebecca is problematic for sure, but DW - you savage!!!! And obviously Maxim is 100% trashy trash, bin, now! That being said, how fun was this book! Thank you so much for listening along with us! We've had so much fun and cant wait to start The Theban Plays!

The world of comedy took a hard hit this week, thank you for all the laughs Paul Ritter, you will be so missed. In the world of Rebecca, Jaysus! It's all kicking off! Danny has properly lost it, what's the deal with the boat in the bay? And also lol, sorry for some reason we spoke about The Amber Spyglass for ages, skip that bit if you don't want spoilers!

Slipper hands! Why the fuck are there slipper hands!??? Shit goes down in this episode AND oh my, racism trigger warning! Lots of rants in this one, but also, so much fucking drama!! Strap in guys, put your slippers on your hands - you're in for one hell of a ride!

Uggggghhhhh my insides crunch at this episode! DW 2.0, stahhhpppppp!!! Everyone stop, and Maxim jump in the sea, and why do families still need to identify their loved ones bodies when photos are a thing???????

Well DW 2.0 is the house! Manderley to be specific, and it's not smooth sailing at all. Join us as we see what cringe and horrors are awaiting! As we all know, it has been a ridiculous couple of weeks for women, our thoughts are with Sarah Everard's loved ones, she should have been safe and gotten home. And due to that, a lot of this episode is us discussing the police brutality we've seen, the at...

Ok, I'm a little too proud of that title... Katy is taking us through Rebecca, in this first part we meet the Narrator, aka DW 2.0 (it'll make sense), and the mysterious Maxim, plus the missed opportunity for a book about female empowerment that is Mrs Vanhopper! Hope you enjoy! Sorry if it's a few days late! Let us know what the sound quality is like, however, if it's shit, not sure Marsha knows...

What a rollercoaster this episode is! Death, "romance", a bear, more death! Marsha literally cried and then nearly wet herself laughing during this episode. So if you ever wondered what the official voice of  bear sounds like, or want to see how to truly bring the mood down when ending a book - tune in!

You now Amy was kinda a dick before? Well lol, I guess karma is a thing because it came for her. But seriously, the way Meg's marriage (ooh spoiler) is dealt with with John is f*d! Like, I know it's old but it's hard to believe anyone would put up with this shit! And Laurie is a dick and it's bullshit his character  gets all the best lines, but he is  hilllllaaarrrrioussss in this, furth...

Oh gaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd! It's all happening guys! They're dropping like flies and Jo's got it worst, not really, she just talks more than anyone else. Join us as we see the unravelling of the Marchs' (Marches?), will Marmee save the day? Will Katy drop more spoilers about the whole plot? Time will tell...

Part 4! This week is a real mix! We see what awaits Meg when emerges into society, we meet Laurie's tutor Mr Brooke, why taking a break is a bad thing and uncover some childhood trauma for Marsha. It's a blast!

This episode is all things Amy, who is Katy, Amty? Kamy? Anyway, if you were vibing Amy before, get ready to do a swift 180! And that's not just because her questionable taste in snacks!

You know what, with a few lighting  and music changes Little Women would make an excellent horror. Join the debate of who is the creepiest March girl, cringe at Jo in general and decide what games you'd play with a rat friend! Oh it's all going on in Unclassical this week!

Little Women part one is here!! Well 2021, it's... horrific, escape the traumas of today by reliving the traumas of the past! We had so much fun recording this one, how nice is the March family really? Is Katy the family favourite? (obvs). And how charitable are you with your christmas food?

Marsha and Katy get festive by taking a look at A Christmas Carol! What didn't make it into the TV adaptations and what do we really think of Pandora bracelets? Get festive and give it a listen now!

Wow, this has been quite the journey guys! Remember how in episode one Marsha was feeling sorry for Heathcliff? What a simpler time! What is wrong with all the men in this book??? (The women aren't great either, but the men really take the biscuit this week). Trigger warnings all round, physical and sexual abuse. Without sounding too psychotic, we have had fun with Wuthering Heights, amidst all th...

Well, are the kids alright? No. They're not.  It's the next generation, and they're just as fucked up as their parents. Find out what Cathy 2.0 is up to now! And someone give poor Nellie a much needed bitch break!

We ummed and ahhed over calling part 4 "the one with all the domestic abuse", so yeah, trigger warning, men are trash, especially Heathcliff. Fuck Heathcliff, seriously, you're going to HATE Heathcliff. Enjoy!