Uncapped: Stories from the Grey Market

Season 1: The Group Buy Season 1, “The Group Buy,” tells the story of how a vetted European community (EPU) organised an HGH group buy with HYB/ Yura that was supposed to be safe and routine. We see: EPU’s background as a testing-first, non-vendor group. HYB offering untested HGH 24 IU and 36 IU, promising to pay for Janoshik testing and refunds if anything is wrong. Early red flags: TR20 COA that...

Season 3 – Danger Tag & the Seralyte Labs Hot-Pack Case A LabTrack member we call Rook claims that Seralyte Labs sent him a “hot pack” after an argument. Inside LabTrack, people he knows vouch for him; mods say they’ve seen enough in private, and Seralyte is quickly moved to the Vendor Beware path. But when Nova asks for details so she can warn her own servers, Rook refuses to show full eviden...

Season 2; Volunteers, Filler & the Gamma Vendor Case ‎In Season 2, the focus shifts from vials to volunteers. ‎A vendor we call Gamma leans heavily on “volunteer testing”: customers front the money for lab work, with the vague promise they’ll be reimbursed later. When one volunteer finally sends their vial in, Gamma has the test submitted under the vendor’s name instead of the paying customer’...

Season 1; Invites, Vacuums & The Girl from the Review Server ‎Season 1 follows Guy, a quiet insider from the private testing collective LabTrack, as he starts “just chatting” with Nova, the charismatic face of a busy vendor review server. On the surface, it looks like harmless nerd talk about sema trials and server invites. Privately, Guy is profiling her, because inside LabTrack almost no one...

Dear Friend, Where’s My Refund? — Season 1, Episode 4 “Chargeback Approved” The saga reaches its final showdown. After months of excuses, secrecy, guilt-tripping, and “dear friend 💕” emotional warfare, patience finally runs out and the power shifts from WhatsApp to Visa. HT submits a defence letter blaming “rumours,” “feelings,” and “public opinion,” but the evidence speaks louder than emojis. Th...

“Refunds, Secrets & Salary Stories” June 2024 – The Late Game: The Refund Battle When “different batch” didn’t work, Cora’s excuses got creative: finance delays, platform blame, and the unforgettable “refund from my salary, dear friend.” What started as a business exchange turned into emotional blackmail, secret agreements, and late night pleas for silence. The “dear friend” spam was now a ful...

“Lab Results Don’t Lie” May 2024 – The Middle: Test Results & Refund Requests After two smooth deliveries, everything looked fine, until the lab reports came back. The MOTS-C was under-dosed, the purity under 99%, and Cora’s “dear friend 💕” charm suddenly turned into a wall of excuses: “different batch,” “finance needs time,” “refund from my salary.” What began as trust became a battle of evi...

“So Many Hearts, So Few Refunds” March–April 2024: The early days of chaos. The peptide scene is scrambling after Peter and XCE vanish, and in walks Cora, the relentlessly cheerful sales rep for Henan Tengmao (HT). She doesn’t just sell peptides; she sells affection, urgency, and enough heart emojis to power an MLM scheme. In this first episode, payments are made, parcels arrive, and “dear friend...

The burner number resurfaces. The Telegram servers go dark. And the final meme drop breaks everything. In the conclusion of the quadrilogy, Krysia follows a single phone number that connects Alice, Betsy, and TinkyWinky himself. As meme bans trigger panic and COAs start multiplying, the scammer’s network collapses in real time — but not before trying one last guilt trip. The servers may vanish. Bu...

Alice is gone. Telegram’s quiet. But WhatsApp is typing. In this episode, the scammer saga deepens as a familiar name resurfaces: Betsy ASC , a known Telegram vendor now linked directly to Alice. Krysia follows the digital trail of matching usernames, promo redirects, and identical avatars across Telegram, Discord, and WhatsApp. And when she asks the question directly , “Are you Betsy?” the answer...

Alice returns , still confident, still composed, but now facing a community that remembers everything. In Season 2, what begins as an attempt to legitimize her products with a Janoshik COA quickly unravels into the infamous White Cap Incident . Krysia asks for proof. Alice delivers an all-too-familiar T15 photo, one that’s already been flagged in the past. The COA? Poor purity. Wrong retention tim...

The saga continues with a new name: Alice. She claims she was scammed while applying to become a peptide vendor — and arrives with a perfectly formatted application, translated screenshots, and an eagerness that immediately sets off alarm bells. Krysia investigates. The language is too polished. The documents arrive too fast. And the excuses? Word-for-word what a known extortionist once used. As A...

By Part 3, the scammer’s tactics are improving — but unfortunately for him, so are the buyers. Enter Krysia: suspicious, methodical, and not even pretending to trust him. What follows is less a sale, and more a psychological chess match — one where the buyer sets traps, and the vendor walks into every single one. Tinky (now rebranded as “Wellnessnerd”) presents himself as a calm, helpful reseller....

The TinkyWinky Quadrilogy – Part 2: Clash with Bionaut In Part 2 of this unfolding scammer origin story, our not-so-humble vendor meets his first real wall: Bionaut — sharp-eyed, zero-patience, and absolutely not in the mood for chaos. What starts as another overconfident pitch from TinkyWinky quickly turns into a tactical standoff between nonsense and logic. Tinky brings bulk discounts, blurry CO...

When a wildly unprepared peptide reseller stumbles into the underground peptide community, chaos ensues. Meet “TinkyWinky” — a vendor who doesn't know what MOQ means, announces bulk deals with no supply chain, and scrambles to send tests no one asked for. Told through real community chat transcripts and dramatic reenactments, this episode kicks off a four-part saga of confusion, confrontation, and...