UML Podcast

Ep 23 - The P Word 06.07.2026 45:28 ↓

Skipped a week, we talk about Texas, the dangers of child birth and what not to do in a dressing room.

Ep 22 - WET 22.06.2026 52:44 ↓

What can I say? Audio issues? Get the tissues. This episode includes AI-generated content.

Ep 20 - Dolezal Hole 01.06.2026 1:00:53 ↓

Thomas Jones joins us again as we disgust everyone on earth. 

Ep 18 - Floor Pig at Mags 13.05.2026 52:48 ↓

We would like  to apologise about everything in this podcast.

Ep 17 - Songs About Bustin' 04.05.2026 55:19 ↓

This one gets a little wild.

Ep 16 - Tubby Custard 27.04.2026 45:40 ↓

Kat wilds out, Mal and Tolpi try to reel her in, it ends on a butt sex joke.

Ep 15 - Loose Jerky 20.04.2026 40:39 ↓

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Ep 14 - Vampire Piss Kink 13.04.2026 49:06 ↓

Tom Delonge opens the show, Mal doesnt know the internet and Joe is scared.

Ep 13 - Ketamine Pitbull 07.04.2026 48:06 ↓

Kat walks alone in the first solo pod.

Ep 11 - Bloodstained Men with Thomas Jones 23.03.2026 50:18 ↓

Thomas Jones joins the podcast and we talk about getting it cut, dmt, and much more.

Ep 10 - Tower of Babel 16.03.2026 45:24 ↓

Mal and Joe are sick so Kat pulls us through.

Ep 9 - Cutwater Cartel 09.03.2026 53:22 ↓

We talk about getting sloppy

Ep 7 - Pump Fake In A Small Town 23.02.2026 48:15 ↓

General crazy talk with the weirdos.

Ep 6 - Goat See 16.02.2026 1:12:25 ↓

The mic audio fucked up but were all loud as hell so it worked out.

Ep 5 - Australia Sucks 09.02.2026 1:03:18 ↓

This one was a lot of fun. @umlpodcast on Instagram!

Ep 4 - Mormon Jesus with Emmett O'Neill 02.02.2026 1:02:47 ↓

Our great and hilarious friend, Emmett O'Neill, came to town. We had him on, everyone yelled. sorry about the mic levels, we got it fixed in the future but its expensive to add a 4th mic. Love you!

Ep 3 - Special Guest Dave Chappelle 26.01.2026 1:05:07 ↓

Dave Chappelle stops by to tell a joke from his new special Follow us on Instagram! @UMLPodcast  Hosted by Kat Dreher, Mallory Head and Joseph Tolpi

Ep 2 - RIP John Cena 19.01.2026 1:05:54 ↓

We grieve the death of John Cena and talk about fast-food. Follow us on Instagram!   @UMLPodcast  Hosted by Kat Dreher, Mallory Head, Joseph Tolpi

Ep 1 - Tulsa King Season 10 13.01.2026 1:14:36 ↓

We try to find our footing with mismatching equipment. We're putting ourselves out there. What have YOU done? Sorry, I'm defensive.