Um, Yeah. I'm Talking Arby's

Something big happened, and the boys decided to address it

What's up folks, long time no see. After an 11 month break, the boys have decided to bring their shit back in a major way. I'm talking new microphone, new studio. Big baller baby gronk type moves. Here's a little tease and a little treat from us to you. See y'all in the new year.

Uh, yeah, Sandra’s a witch, baby. Join Josh, Jack, and Maria as they dive into the fever dream that is Practical Magic. Topics include: How Jack and Josh will be buried together, Bald Eagles and Stevie Nicks, and hair-growing dick cream.

Has this ever happened to you? You go to Cozumel, you meet a nice man, he steals your floppy disk, and everything changes. Listen as the boys discuss the not-tech not-thriller The Net. Topics include: Jack’s summer in the south of France with a certain propaganda film maker, the rules of mascot intimacy, and what a “comeuppance film” is.

Y’all, life ain’t all boots and crosswords. In this week’s ep, the boys are joined by Maria Sullivan in a classic case of nepotism as they discuss All About Steve, the baffling stalker-comedy from noted stalking victim Sandra Bullock. Topics include: the ethics of giving Sandra’s character the classic “schwing”, the timeless good looks of Jodi Arias, and Christian columbine fan fiction.

The fucking boys are fucking back, fuckers. With a new format that is all about Sandra Bullock! Listen as the fellas talk about Speed, praying and spraying, iPod Classic movie experiences, and saving Jeff Daniels from the claws of Sorkin.

The boys eat Wawa in Pennsylvania after getting into a car wreck. A short Talking Arby’s update.

Celebrity sighting on the pod today! Lauded actor Drew Scheid stops by the pod to talk giving the best line in any Halloween movie, ruining NCIS, and Jack and Josh try as hard as possible to get Drew cancelled.

On this brutal episode, the boys sit down with Tristan to watch the worst movie ever made. Along the way, a few mishaps happen and Josh has the will to live drained from his body.

Welcome to Um, Yeah. I’m Talking Breakfast! The boys grab some croissants and sit down with 2006’s horny boy epic The Covenant. Topics include: Fascist Women of the Month calendars, JJ Abram’s inclusive movie making, and Corey’s in the House (and we let him in)

Ladieeeeeees, we are proud to announce that we are no longer sexist. Josh’s wife made us food and then sat between us and talked about the new The Craft! Topics include: Are there any good Gen Z movies? Fucking David Duchovny. And we are interrupted by a strange man who has strong opinions about child actress Julia Butters

Ruh-Roh! The boys are back to watch the horniest kid’s movie since Blank Check. Joining them is resident strange boy Tristan Turner. Topics include: The true nature of Big Chungus, Tristan’s big day at Busch Gardens, and why Sugar Ray is the best band of all time.

This week the boys get spooky with the horrors of the real world. Enjoy!

On this week’s FuCKeD uP episode, travel back to the past with Samurai Jack and Josh as they uncover their traumas. Topics include: Semen-stained tee shirts, how not being traumatized as a child means you’ll be rich, and the worst food to eat if you have prosthetic hands.

The boys are back, with a new format! This week they eat and disassociate during the definitely problematic but mostly boring gender-swapping movie The Assignment. Topics include: Elvis’ horrifying barrel of monkeys, queer-baiting boys, and both of our nipples.

When you wish upon a star, you might get more than you bargained for. The boys sit down with more boys and watch a feature length movie about a little boy. Don’t worry, no inappropriate jokes here! For clarity’s sake: this is a commentary on the Disney+ Pinocchio movie, not one of the other twenty Pinocchio movies that came out this year.

It’s back to basics this week on the pod. The boys discuss their furry-themed response to the Proud Boys, the many different uses of body parts, and the ergonomics of Bowser’s penis.

Real special ep! We start off with an archival episode before taking a break to chat and then we watch Free Willy 3

On this patriotic ep, the boys create a safe space for former president Trump as he takes some time to unwind.

In our holiest episode yet, the boys pass by Arby’s and pick up beatmaster RizzyBeats to go to church. Along the way, Hov stops by to clear up a certain problematic lyric.

Jack’s back baby! Topics this week include: kissing strangers at the Rage Against the Machine show, foursomes with Guy Fieri, and an earth-shattering discovery about the true nature of Elvis.

On this very sad episode, Jackie Keyes visits to deliver some bad news and discuss his experience at Comic-Con 2022

The boys set a Roblox lure for the former President’s son. Then, Joe Biden pops in to deliver a somber monologue

The boys start out talking about the recent not at all cool string of political assassinations and overthrows, until they themselves are overthrown by a certain fella who definitely wasn’t in Panama last week

On this July 4th, the boys establish a regime change in America and implement a few fixes to make it a better country.