Two Weeks from Everywhere.

The Duo have clawed their way free from the frozen soil of an Ohio winter to bring you the latest news on things that happened months ago. Also, they talk about things that aren't Star Wars for a change…   …mostly, anyway.

Dug pitches an idea for a reality show where he demonstrates survivalist techniques. Ryan learns the hard truth about PeeWee's Playhouse, and they use the term "Woke Mind Virus" as many times as possible to hack SEO and pull listeners from the Red Pill demographic.

The Duo return for another hour of deep discussion on trade routes, theocratic regimes, ninjas, parenting. Also, Dug accidentally confesses to a raging man-crush on a certain VP candidate…

A very late, very strange May the 4th Episode wherein the Duo discuss your most pressing Star War questions. Like, is Tarkin eviler than Vader? Why is Trinity such a BAMF? And, of course, could Wolverine get a tattoo? Find all the shocking answers and more!

The Duo come to realize an incontrovertible truth: the 90s were the greatest decade for film.

The Duo get their second sponsor! They just haven't been paid yet. Also, Dug tries to save a village from an evil warlock and Ryan gives an update on a breaking news story.

St. Paddy's Day extravaganza! The Duo trek down memory lane to give you a never-before-seen glimpse into the Pub Uglies—their origins, their past, and their…future?

The Duo break format and take you on a journey back in time with a behind-the-scenes look at your favorite 80s cartoons! Hear the unknown story of Hollywood's forgotten power broker, Jerry Lawson, and how he brought your favorite characters to life.

A Super-sized episode with a super-sized guest. The Duo bring on special guest Jared to talk all things music! Find out why you shouldn't mix Cincinnati chili and whiskey, why you should always wear a helmet at a Korn concert, and why you should never stop at a truck stop in West Virginia. Also, Jared tells a tragic story about a young boy and the Deftones.

The Duo try to discuss video games, fail, and instead talk about music, why they're okay with being posers, and how Sim City explains authoritarianism.

The Duo find time between stuffing their faces with fudge and cookies to talk about nerd stuff and close out 2023. Also, Ryan fails at Dad Jokes while Dug kind of watches Avatar.

The Duo discuss Christmas rituals from around the globe, sides, and some movie about a guy trapped in a building in LA at Christmastime.  Also, Ryan reveals a dark secret he's been hiding for years—but he doesn't feel very strongly about it.

The Duo discuss their favorite movie trilogies that DON'T rhyme with "Mars Tours."

The Duo spend the whole episode arguing why, even if you ordered butter pecan ice cream and got mint chocolate chip instead, you should probably just take a second to realize all ice cream is good and you should shut up about the butter pecan.

The Ahsoka Podcast: Episode One! The Duo devote the entire episode to Ahsoka, and the portents of Star Wars future it implies. Also, fair food and southern nick names.

The Duo discuss why angry white dudes should take a class on how to properly address a letter, why it's so difficult to churn butter, the proper way to eat a Nutty Buddy, and a little laser sword show called Ahsoka.

Wherein the Duo discuss punk rock wizards, being old in a mosh pit, Twins fanfic, and why penalty shootouts are dumb. Also, they go head-to-head in a fierce debate over whether we'll get flashback Hayden or blue-glowey Hayden in Ahsoka. 

The Duo go on and on about whether going to the movies is as dead as jazz, rock & roll, physical media, and friendships after 30. Also, they discuss the possibility that Hollywood may be under the control of a lich.

The Duo rehash a 25-year-old argument over who should rule obsolete analog storage media. Ryan disappoints John Conner and goes head-to-head in a battle of wits against artificial intelligence. This episode is brought to you by the new Flame Flow-er from Ace!

Ultra Rare Mega Neon Triple Episode! To make up for being late, we made a long-winded episode where we gush about all the recent news about The Star War. Come listen to a bunch of old nerds talk about how excited they are for a space fantasy franchise primarily targeted at children. Also, the Duo talk about how much Bud Light sucks, but not for the reasons the Truck Gnut Community says it does.