Two Tired Therapists

Welcome to fall, y’all! Jackie and Kyle are back for the greatest debate of all time, was Albus Dumbledore a menace to society, or did he only give a shit about himself? Before they get into (read: fight about) it, Kyle discusses being tired of people who talk about their kid’s age in months (who has the time for that kind of math?!) and Jackie talks about her disdain for those who use their phone...

Is your seatbelt still on, honey? In the insane conclusion, Kyle takes us on the last part of the fucked up journey into the life of Natalia Grace, an adopted child and/or adult that is terrorized and/or terrorizes a family in Indianapolis, Indiana. Jackie and Kyle continue to have many thoughts to share, theories to be explained, and questions for everyone involved. Mainly, what the fuck?!! Show...

Did you bring your seatbelt, honey? You better buckle up for a wild ride through the questionable life of Natalia Grace. Before the tea gets spilled, Jackie shares how Jackie feels (tired) about people Jackie doesn’t like talking in first-person, and Kyle, in his COVID quarantine realness, discovers the world of ASMR eating videos, complete with gulping AND chewing. In this episode, Kyle takes us...

Your Two favorite Tired Therapists are back for a new educational episode on one of the most interesting paraphilic disorders, Frotteuristic Disorder. But before they give you the rub on Frotteurism, Jackie and Kyle share their thoughts on putting stickers about your family on cars (spoiler: they’re tired of it). Jackie gives a clinical breakdown from an actual scientific study (only took them thi...

Our most requested episode topic is back back back back back again! This week on Two Tired Therapists, Jackie and Kyle are much too excited to deliver another episode brought to you by the depths of Reddit’s vile cesspools. But before diving headfirst into the mess, Kyle is tired of the weather (not surprising), and Jackie would love ice with that, but not too much ice, okay?! Once again, Jackie t...

This week’s episode marks the debut (and conclusion) of Producer Justin’s guest star role on the internationally acclaimed podcast Two Tired Therapists. Jackie fails to comprehend society’s lack of skill in parking a vehicle between two lines while Kyle struggles to find acceptance in the upcoming cage fight between Alleged Genius “Insane Unhinged Flop” Elon and Daddy “Alien Head McDonald’s Butter...

Welcome back to another titillating episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Jackie goes after the Boomer’s and their excessive use of capital letters while Kyle questions the narcissism of vocal coaches who critique famous singers (you ain’t shit, sis.). On this week's episode, Kyle presents a haphazard group of topics including myths about therapy (Is it your parent's fault? Do I have to lie...

After the last episode, Jackie and Kyle are back to discuss the reasons why people date serial killers. Before they unpack the hybristophilia folder, Kyle continues his war on the gays by discrediting their summer anthem and Jackie talks about being tired of the multi-level marketing schemes that are trying to sell her things she doesn’t want. To top it all off, Jackie reciprocates a would you rat...

Please get all of your personalities ready to dissociate! This week Jackie and Kyle talk about The 24 Faces of Billy Milligan , a documentary on Netflix that forced Jackie to re-think her original opinions on Dissociative Identity Disorder (spoiler alert: they don’t change that much), and Kyle and Jackie discuss the merits of this diagnosis. Before getting into DID, Kyle talks about how he’s tired...

Jackie and Kyle are back after a well deserved break, even though many of you asked us where we were (WE WERE ON A BREAK!). It’s also our anniversary this week and we learn that Jackie is tired of kids being terrorists in nice restaurants and Kyle is tired of the youngin LGBTQIA+ telling the old gays how to be gay. Continuing our educational series on serial killers, Kyle talks everything The Nigh...

Get out your composition books because it’s getting educational! This week, Jackie discovers a pandemic of a new kind: standing too close to someone in line (back up Mary), while Kyle side eyes the ridiculously gendered marketing schemes (dude wipes, rugged mountain bike body wash, and piss in the back yard hand sanitizer). Only twenty-two episodes in and we’ve finally decided to talk about sleep....

Hey, all you tired cats and kittens. This week, Kyle is tired of the war on drag queens (but not Hooters?), and Jackie (not Kyle) is tired of men blaming women for their problems (see also Sex/Life on Netflick). Jackie takes us on a profane adventure into the world of Reddit, with stories about forcing men off the toilet, killer slugs, moaning over chocolate pie at a funeral, and asking the age-ol...

This one’s for all you single and ready to mingle ones out there. Jackie, tired of cars with OBNOXIOUSLY colored headlights (which is totally illegal), and Kyle, tired that being dickmatized is still a thing in 2023, take a deep dive into the world of dating. You’ll hear all about Jackie and Kyle’s dating experiences (which could not be more different) as well as Kyle’s tips and tricks on dating w...

This week, Jackie and Kyle flex their movie critic skills on the fan-requested film, Silver Linings Playbook. Even with Kyle feeling tired about the sexualization of babies (thanks weird midwesterners) and Jackie being tired of Producer Justin AKA partners who fall asleep during movies, these two tired therapists bring you a critical review of the award-nominated 2012 dramatic comedy starring Brad...

EK! Jackie and Kyle have yet again voluntold one of their dear friends, EK AKA Erin, to be a guest on their pod. EK starts us off with her tiredness of Valentine’s Day and a relief that it is over. Kyle finds Nick Cannon’s constant breeding to be quite tired and Jackie can’t seem to figure out automatic water dispensers in the bathroom. In this episode, Jackie, Kyle, and EK answer fan questions (w...

Back with the trash talk about reality TV, Jackie and Kyle take on The Circle. Kyle, focusing his tiredness on erectile dysfunction medication coming to a door near you, and Jackie, tired of people who talk about how busy they are (even though we know you’re not), discuss the catfishing, hot people, and all around tomfoolery on The Circle. In a very educated manner, Jackie brings the tea about soc...

Have you ever concerned yourself with the psychological profile of one Anthony E. Stark? In today’s episode, Kyle comments on the tiredness of the war against mothers who don’t breastfeed while Jackie is tired of Kanye (hard stop). Jackie, in a professional and very methodical way, walks us through possible diagnoses and treatments of Tony Stark/Iron Man. Is he full of himself like a Narcissist? O...

Well kids, somehow we’ve made it to 2023 (ew) and your Two Tired Therapist are #BackOnTheBullshit. It’s a new year and there are new things to be tired of. This episode, Jackie is tired of Kyle’s lies and exposes him so he can finally be canceled once and for all. Unable to redeem himself, Kyle focuses his tiredness on people who decorate their car like a reindeer (as well as various other car dec...

Merry Chrismahanukawanzakah and whatever else you might celebrate! We’re bringing you a special Christmas episode of Two Tired Therapists! Getting in the festive, yet still tired, spirit, Jackie and Kyle are in agreement on the tiredness of Mariah Carey’s dumb Christmas song and eggnog. On this not so silent night, Jackie and Kyle (with the help of Josh) discuss possible diagnoses of beloved Chris...

These non-COVID having (get your COVID booster - #JackieAndKyleApproved) therapists are back, waging war against the TikTokers (well, Instagramers since Kyle still doesn’t know how to use TikTok) and their shitty mental health advice. On today’s episode, Jackie is tired of people assuming she is and wants to be pregnant (while encouraging alcohol use during pregnancy) and Kyle continues to flirt w...

Are we staying tired? Petty? Kyle is quite tired of the queerbaiting going on in the world (looking at you, Harry Styles) while Jackie is tired of freaking out every time she hears a siren in a song. We’re once again getting educational on the pod (#WePostInformativeContent): Jackie is here to teach all you TikTokers the actual difference between Borderline Personality Disorder and Bipolar Disorde...

Coming to you live (re: pre-recorded) from Chateau Kyle. Jackie is impressed by Kyle’s (fake) plants due to her own tiredness of being unable to keep plants alive. Kyle halts his crusade against flags, focusing instead on the tiredness of the human body and its inability to be healthy without regular physical activity. Today, we’re jumping on the Jeffrey Dahmer bandwagon! Kyle answers burning ques...

Happy Halloween you tired ghouls and goblins. We’re getting spooky on this Too Tired Monday to celebrate All Hallows’ Eve. On this fiendish and spine-chilling episode, Jackie has it out for all you basic ass pumpkin spice weirdos while Kyle judges any of you who put out decorations earlier than is appropriately necessary. Jackie gushes over her favorite killer, Michael Myers: Is he a psychopath? I...

Claire! Jackie and Kyle are joined this week by their first guest and dearest friend, Claire (#JackieAndKyleApproved). Jackie is experiencing severe bitterness with this state’s road construction while Kyle continues his war on flags: this time, people with flags on their trucks (the Civil War ended, like, forever ago). Even Claire is tired of waiting a week between TV episodes like it’s 1997. It...

We’re taking it back to the first episode and talking about the heteronormative nonsense that is Netflix dating shows. Autumn is fully upon us and there’s a lot to be tired about. Kyle is having a hard time understanding the BBQ Beckies with their aversion to a non-white Little Mermaid while Jackie, in a similar struggle, finds dudes telling women to smile perplexing and stupid. Jackie then takes...