Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes form a boy band of ex Tory leaders, discuss problematic pooing and work on their job interview skills.

In which our heroes talk about films and baths. Other stuff too mebbes, but Graham uploaded it without listening and can’t remember any details.

Note: This is a repost of 173 because Dan linked the wrong audio and some feeds won’t update with the correct one. In which our heroes discuss their upcoming holidays, complain about how shit things are and reflect on the latest techniques for keeping cool.

In which our heroes investigate the mystery of why Chris woke up face down in the sea with no memory and no keys.

In which our heroes have done actual production. Daniel plays Dutch netball, Adam discovers a mystery cable and Graham blurs the lines between encouraging Dan’s romantic endeavours and sexual harassment.

In which our heroes apologise for everything. Dan goes to Glastonbury, Graham attempts to kidnap the Funhouse Twins, and Adam keeps forgetting to edit the episode.

In which our heroes discuss what makes a pizza. Graham recalls pissing on his cat, Chris tells us about some corpses he saw, Dan types slightly less that usual and Adam is dead.

In which our heroes discuss some elections, the very important subject of biscuits, and play Heroquest.   Not gonna lie, the Heroquest stuff is not our best work.  Some of our purest though…

In which our heroes have white privilege. Graham rants about razor blades, Adam wanks into a robot, and they rip off the format of an excellent podcast which is available at https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu

In which our heroes talk about fruit and vegetables for over an hour

In which our heroes get divorced from Jeff Amazon. Graham drinks too much Dragon Soop and damages his heart, Adam has a vomit bath, Chris enjoys retired life and Daniel once again turns up late and drunk.

In which our heroes become covered in shit.  Some other stuff happens I think, I wasn’t really listening.

In which Adam and Chris extract a confession from Daniel.  Chris gets a new phone and makes inadvisable comments about the grooming habits of football men.  Brexit is discussed and everyone just feels awful about the state of the world.  But then Chris does a magic wee that cheers everyone up.

In which our heroes are diminished but not defeated. Chris develops a scheme to profit from his inevitable political career and Adam has a lot of problems with semantics.

In which the real episode 161 is so bad that Chris makes a clip show instead.  

In which our heroes do bad things with glove puppets and end up where they were about two and a half podcasts ago.

I mean, the title pretty much says it all.

In which our heroes look backwards and forwards at the same time. Dan gets some pussy, Chris gets withdrawal, and Adam gets technical.

In which our heroes pilot an exciting new quiz format and harass Dan about his breadbin

In which our heroes drink a lot and are joined by Alastair from Nottingham

In which our heroes are reunited, start a quest together and possibly accidentally kill some completely innocent goblins.

In which our heroes mourn. Graham and Chris go on a pub crawl and anger some “monks”, Dan does some tedious admin.

In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.

In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]

In which our heroes go on a side quest. Graham and Gemma are nowhere to be found while Chris and Dan hunt for treasure. Everything goes wrong.